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You know what's better than sex?

Started by Chuck Bronson, August 26, 2018, 07:01:56 AM

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Chuck Bronson

August 26, 2018, 07:01:56 AM
At least with my ex?



Hamstring/Leg stretches done right!  The more pain you put into it, the better the outcome!



Satisfying every time!  Push until it hurts!



Put your fucking leg up like this, to achieve maximum results!









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Odinson

#1
August 26, 2018, 09:42:33 AM
I dont like the work surfaces in your kitchen..



Wooden ones would be less anemic.

cc

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August 26, 2018, 12:54:36 PM Last Edit: August 26, 2018, 02:56:41 PM by cc
Quote...better than sex...

OK. Does it make you cum stronger? If so, approx how many hurts do the job?
I really tried to warn y\'all in 49  .. G. Orwell

Anonymous

#3
August 26, 2018, 01:42:32 PM
Mel needs to get laid. Old Joe and little odinson are desperate too.

Odinson

#4
August 26, 2018, 02:50:09 PM
Quote from: "Herman"Mel needs to get laid. Old Joe and little odinson are desperate too.


So do you..



You whine constantly.. And then blow up out of nothing.





You got one stuck in the chamber.





Ask your wife to give you a happy ending..

Anonymous

#5
August 26, 2018, 02:56:23 PM
Quote from: "Odinson"
Quote from: "Herman"Mel needs to get laid. Old Joe and little odinson are desperate too.


So do you..



You whine constantly.. And then blow up out of nothing.





You got one stuck in the chamber.





Ask your wife to give you a happy ending..

That was pity not whining Odinson, but you know that anyway..



Herman feels sorry for you because you have no life.

Odinson

#6
August 26, 2018, 03:08:23 PM
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Odinson"
Quote from: "Herman"Mel needs to get laid. Old Joe and little odinson are desperate too.


So do you..



You whine constantly.. And then blow up out of nothing.





You got one stuck in the chamber.





Ask your wife to give you a happy ending..

That was pity not whining Odinson, but you know that anyway..



Herman feels sorry for you because you have no life.


 :laugh: Then why do you try to make my life worse?

Anonymous

#7
August 26, 2018, 03:11:19 PM
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Odinson"
Quote from: "Herman"Mel needs to get laid. Old Joe and little odinson are desperate too.


So do you..



You whine constantly.. And then blow up out of nothing.





You got one stuck in the chamber.





Ask your wife to give you a happy ending..

That was pity not whining Odinson, but you know that anyway..



Herman feels sorry for you because you have no life.

I show empathy for the little bullshitter and he throws a hissy fit. Last time I try to be a nice guy.

Odinson

#8
August 26, 2018, 03:14:15 PM
Quote from: "Herman"
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Odinson"
Quote from: "Herman"Mel needs to get laid. Old Joe and little odinson are desperate too.


So do you..



You whine constantly.. And then blow up out of nothing.





You got one stuck in the chamber.





Ask your wife to give you a happy ending..

That was pity not whining Odinson, but you know that anyway..



Herman feels sorry for you because you have no life.

I show empathy for the little bullshitter and he throws a hissy fit. Last time I try to be a nice guy.


You sound so frustrated..



When you are angry all the time, you are only hurting yourself.





Excuse me for my bad language.. It doesnt mean I´m angry.. It just means I´m a vulgar beast.

Anonymous

#9
August 26, 2018, 03:47:17 PM
Quote from: "Herman"
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Odinson"
Quote from: "Herman"Mel needs to get laid. Old Joe and little odinson are desperate too.


So do you..



You whine constantly.. And then blow up out of nothing.





You got one stuck in the chamber.





Ask your wife to give you a happy ending..

That was pity not whining Odinson, but you know that anyway..



Herman feels sorry for you because you have no life.

I show empathy for the little bullshitter and he throws a hissy fit. Last time I try to be a nice guy.

You would think even in his perpetual inebriated state he would be more appreciative. :laugh3:

cc

#10
August 26, 2018, 04:14:43 PM
Hey. Stop hijacking Mel's intriguing thread about his new sex replacement / enhancement invention
I really tried to warn y\'all in 49  .. G. Orwell

Frood

#11
August 26, 2018, 04:37:15 PM
Wine and cheese platters are better than sex.
Blahhhhhh...

cc

#12
August 26, 2018, 05:05:29 PM
No, wine and cheese while having sex warmup is about as good as it gets ... it qualifies as a preliminary



except for mel's new invention of course
I really tried to warn y\'all in 49  .. G. Orwell

Anonymous

#13
August 26, 2018, 05:10:45 PM
Quote from: "cc"Hey. Stop hijacking Mel's intriguing thread about his new sex replacement / enhancement invention

Ya, good point. Mel is just offering suggestions for old Joe and odinson who aint getting any either.

Frood

#14
August 26, 2018, 05:12:03 PM
Is Mel suggesting that he sticks his foot or leg up his bottom until the stretching hurts?
Blahhhhhh...
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