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Posted by Ghislaine
 - January 12, 2025, 10:41:45 PM
Quote from: Shen Li on January 09, 2025, 11:52:54 PMWait a year or two Eddie and Dove will blow you or any guy for $20. She will either screw up her current relationship who is one of the guys she cheated on her husband with or more likely he will dump her useless 4 kids to 4 baby daddies hairy white ass to the curb.
:hee20hee20hee:
Posted by Shen Li
 - January 09, 2025, 11:52:54 PM
Quote from: Negro Gentleman on January 09, 2025, 01:59:11 PMAre you still hooking, dove? I'm thinking about a happy ending massage.
Wait a year or two Eddie and Dove will blow you or any guy for $20. She will either screw up her current relationship who is one of the guys she cheated on her husband with or more likely he will dump her useless 4 kids to 4 baby daddies hairy white ass to the curb.
Posted by Negro Gentleman
 - January 09, 2025, 01:59:11 PM
Are you still hooking, dove? I'm thinking about a happy ending massage.
Posted by Dove
 - January 06, 2025, 11:27:08 AM
Quote from: Shen Li on January 05, 2025, 10:21:53 PMSo, they use you like the cheap ho you are until something better comes along. No surprise there.

 Isn't that what you say I do, Shen?

 Isnt that why you're mad? Because I keep dumping men for better ones?

 Lulz
Posted by Shen Li
 - January 05, 2025, 10:21:53 PM
Quote from: Dove on January 02, 2025, 02:07:16 PMWell they must because I've been escaping a life of poverty at the expense of them for years, so. 

 Yo.
So, they use you like the cheap ho you are until something better comes along. No surprise there.
Posted by Herman
 - January 04, 2025, 08:28:09 PM
It's Crown Royal tonight for old Herman's birthday.
Posted by Lokmar
 - January 04, 2025, 06:45:11 PM
Keep that fukin cat fighting off this Whiskey Thread!!!!!!

 :wee_hee:  :singing:
Posted by Thiel
 - January 02, 2025, 06:10:02 PM
Quote from: Dove on January 01, 2025, 11:38:53 PMYes it is lol.
Now there are warnings that this film contains smoking. Viewer discretion is advised. :facepalm:
Posted by Dove
 - January 02, 2025, 02:07:16 PM
Quote from: Shen Li on January 02, 2025, 12:01:07 AMJust what every successful man wants-some ugly minimum wage earning white trash skank with 4 kids to 4 baby daddies. :crampe:

See ya next year loser.

 Well they must because I've been escaping a life of poverty at the expense of them for years, so. 

 Yo.
Posted by Shen Li
 - January 02, 2025, 12:01:07 AM
Quote from: Dove on January 01, 2025, 03:09:42 PMMy man and I were always drinking buddies through our 20s.

 And we would polish off a bottle of whisky or bourbon. Have a few beers and call it a night.

 One night he told me he realized I wasn't "normal" and I have more issues than Playboy because I'm 5'1 and 125 pounds and I've been knocking back entire bottles keeping up with him for years and he didn't think about it until he went to Michigan State (he has a few degrees) and went out drinking with college people and the girls would be buzzed or drunk after 2 or 3 drinks.

 He told one girl "what do you mean you're drunk? You only had 4 drinks and they were mixed" lmao.

 The next time we hung out after that he looked at me and said "hey chief, I think you and I might be fucked up people"  :crampe:
Just what every successful man wants-some ugly minimum wage earning white trash skank with 4 kids to 4 baby daddies. :crampe:

See ya next year loser.
Posted by Dove
 - January 01, 2025, 11:38:53 PM
Quote from: Thiel on January 01, 2025, 04:53:56 PMA lit cigarette. That is a 70's commercial.

 Yes it is lol.
Posted by Thiel
 - January 01, 2025, 04:53:56 PM
Quote from: Dove on January 01, 2025, 02:58:30 PMWe were so amused by this commercial that we got a bottle of this and drank it last night lol

https://youtu.be/yyN-aHtAVzs?si=_WDESjqlG8Pkrqq-

 And yes I'm hung over  :facepalm:
A lit cigarette. That is a 70's commercial.
Posted by Dove
 - January 01, 2025, 03:09:42 PM
Quote from: Lokmar on December 26, 2024, 08:47:49 PMIt doesnt appear to be bottom shelf like 10 High!  :drunk2:

 My man and I were always drinking buddies through our 20s.

 And we would polish off a bottle of whisky or bourbon. Have a few beers and call it a night.

 One night he told me he realized I wasn't "normal" and I have more issues than Playboy because I'm 5'1 and 125 pounds and I've been knocking back entire bottles keeping up with him for years and he didn't think about it until he went to Michigan State (he has a few degrees) and went out drinking with college people and the girls would be buzzed or drunk after 2 or 3 drinks.

 He told one girl "what do you mean you're drunk? You only had 4 drinks and they were mixed" lmao.

 The next time we hung out after that he looked at me and said "hey chief, I think you and I might be fucked up people"  :crampe:
Posted by Dove
 - January 01, 2025, 02:58:30 PM
 We were so amused by this commercial that we got a bottle of this and drank it last night lol

https://youtu.be/yyN-aHtAVzs?si=_WDESjqlG8Pkrqq-

 And yes I'm hung over  :facepalm:
Posted by Herman
 - December 29, 2024, 08:08:25 PM
This aint a review, but it is interesting trivia.