Quote from: Dove on January 01, 2025, 03:09:42 PMMy man and I were always drinking buddies through our 20s.

 And we would polish off a bottle of whisky or bourbon. Have a few beers and call it a night.

 One night he told me he realized I wasn't "normal" and I have more issues than Playboy because I'm 5'1 and 125 pounds and I've been knocking back entire bottles keeping up with him for years and he didn't think about it until he went to Michigan State (he has a few degrees) and went out drinking with college people and the girls would be buzzed or drunk after 2 or 3 drinks.

 He told one girl "what do you mean you're drunk? You only had 4 drinks and they were mixed" lmao.

 The next time we hung out after that he looked at me and said "hey chief, I think you and I might be fucked up people" 

Just what every successful man wants-some ugly minimum wage earning white trash skank with 4 kids to 4 baby daddies.

See ya next year loser.

Quote from: Shen Li on January 02, 2025, 12:01:07 AMJust what every successful man wants-some ugly minimum wage earning white trash skank with 4 kids to 4 baby daddies.

See ya next year loser.

 Well they must because I've been escaping a life of poverty at the expense of them for years, so. 

 Yo.

Quote from: Dove on January 01, 2025, 11:38:53 PMYes it is lol.

Now there are warnings that this film contains smoking. Viewer discretion is advised.

Keep that fukin cat fighting off this Whiskey Thread!!!!!!

  

It's Crown Royal tonight for old Herman's birthday.

Quote from: Dove on January 02, 2025, 02:07:16 PMWell they must because I've been escaping a life of poverty at the expense of them for years, so. 

 Yo.

So, they use you like the cheap ho you are until something better comes along. No surprise there.

Quote from: Shen Li on January 05, 2025, 10:21:53 PMSo, they use you like the cheap ho you are until something better comes along. No surprise there.

 Isn't that what you say I do, Shen?

 Isnt that why you're mad? Because I keep dumping men for better ones?

 Lulz

Are you still hooking, dove? I'm thinking about a happy ending massage.

Quote from: Negro Gentleman on January 09, 2025, 01:59:11 PMAre you still hooking, dove? I'm thinking about a happy ending massage.

Wait a year or two Eddie and Dove will blow you or any guy for $20. She will either screw up her current relationship who is one of the guys she cheated on her husband with or more likely he will dump her useless 4 kids to 4 baby daddies hairy white ass to the curb.

Quote from: Shen Li on January 09, 2025, 11:52:54 PMWait a year or two Eddie and Dove will blow you or any guy for $20. She will either screw up her current relationship who is one of the guys she cheated on her husband with or more likely he will dump her useless 4 kids to 4 baby daddies hairy white ass to the curb.

Jim Beam is halting production at it's flagship distillery. We need to drink more bourbon! 

Quote from: Oliver the Second on Today at 01:50:00 PMJim Beam is halting production at it's flagship distillery. We need to drink more bourbon! 

I've got a bottle of Beam in my cupboard.  I'm doing my part.

Quote from: Oliver the Second on Today at 01:50:00 PMJim Beam is halting production at it's flagship distillery. We need to drink more bourbon! 

I am VERY encouraged by this!!!! Prices on bourbon, especially the top shelf shit, has gone off the fukin rails! As far as I'm concerned, Jim Beam could close tomorrow. I absolutely HATE their juice! It tastes like bourbon for peeps with diabeetus and gives me rot gut!

I hope this catches up with Wild Turkey too! Their special releases are all over $250-$300 now. Thats asinine!

I think Brown Foreman and Buffalo Trace have been decent and hopefully they arent impacted too much.

The secondary flipper market needs a good punishing more than some of the distilleries tho. BTAC and Pappy Van Winkle releases regularly go for $2000+ on secondary when Buffalo Trace only sells them for less than $200.

All of this is caused by the Trump Tariffs. Too fucking bad! Trump needs to keep punching these other countries in the face!

Quote from: Reggie Essent on Today at 02:33:03 PMI've got a bottle of Beam in my cupboard.  I'm doing my part.

Pour that shit out and get you a bottle of Eagle Rare or the new jackass Daniels Heritage Barrel.

Quote from: Reggie Essent on Today at 02:33:03 PMI've got a bottle of Beam in my cupboard.  I'm doing my part.

Dont give it to Herman, either. That cheap ass needs to buy something at least mid shelf for once in his life!