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Re: Seriously?!?! by Lokmar

Lokmars Whiskey/Whisky Review

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Shen Li

Quote from: Dove on January 01, 2025, 03:09:42 PMMy man and I were always drinking buddies through our 20s.

 And we would polish off a bottle of whisky or bourbon. Have a few beers and call it a night.

 One night he told me he realized I wasn't "normal" and I have more issues than Playboy because I'm 5'1 and 125 pounds and I've been knocking back entire bottles keeping up with him for years and he didn't think about it until he went to Michigan State (he has a few degrees) and went out drinking with college people and the girls would be buzzed or drunk after 2 or 3 drinks.

 He told one girl "what do you mean you're drunk? You only had 4 drinks and they were mixed" lmao.

 The next time we hung out after that he looked at me and said "hey chief, I think you and I might be fucked up people"  :crampe:
Just what every successful man wants-some ugly minimum wage earning white trash skank with 4 kids to 4 baby daddies. :crampe:

See ya next year loser.

Dove

Quote from: Shen Li on January 02, 2025, 12:01:07 AMJust what every successful man wants-some ugly minimum wage earning white trash skank with 4 kids to 4 baby daddies. :crampe:

See ya next year loser.

 Well they must because I've been escaping a life of poverty at the expense of them for years, so. 

 Yo.
My happiness is all of your misery. I put good dick all in my kidneys.

Thiel

Quote from: Dove on January 01, 2025, 11:38:53 PMYes it is lol.
Now there are warnings that this film contains smoking. Viewer discretion is advised. :facepalm:
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Lokmar

Keep that fukin cat fighting off this Whiskey Thread!!!!!!

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Shen Li

Quote from: Dove on January 02, 2025, 02:07:16 PMWell they must because I've been escaping a life of poverty at the expense of them for years, so. 

 Yo.
So, they use you like the cheap ho you are until something better comes along. No surprise there.

Dove

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Quote from: Shen Li on January 05, 2025, 10:21:53 PMSo, they use you like the cheap ho you are until something better comes along. No surprise there.

 Isn't that what you say I do, Shen?

 Isnt that why you're mad? Because I keep dumping men for better ones?

 Lulz
My happiness is all of your misery. I put good dick all in my kidneys.

Negro Gentleman

Are you still hooking, dove? I'm thinking about a happy ending massage.

Shen Li

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Quote from: Negro Gentleman on January 09, 2025, 01:59:11 PMAre you still hooking, dove? I'm thinking about a happy ending massage.
Wait a year or two Eddie and Dove will blow you or any guy for $20. She will either screw up her current relationship who is one of the guys she cheated on her husband with or more likely he will dump her useless 4 kids to 4 baby daddies hairy white ass to the curb.

Ghislaine

Quote from: Shen Li on January 09, 2025, 11:52:54 PMWait a year or two Eddie and Dove will blow you or any guy for $20. She will either screw up her current relationship who is one of the guys she cheated on her husband with or more likely he will dump her useless 4 kids to 4 baby daddies hairy white ass to the curb.
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