"Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving."
ALBERT EINSTEIN
"If you talk to a man in a language he understands, that goes to his head. If you talk to him in his language, that goes to his heart." – Nelson Mandela
"Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal." – Henry Ford
"Happiness is like a butterfly, the more you chase it, the more it will evade you, but if you notice the other things around you, it will gently come and sit on your shoulder."
HENRY DAVID THOREAU
Life is like a sewer. What you get out of it depends on what you've put into it.
TOM LEHRER
History is not there for you to like or dislike. It is there for you to learn from it. If it offends you, even better because you will be less likely to repeat it. It is not ours to erase or destroy.
~ Tubby Murdy
Or, just Tubby Murdy plagiarizing the fuck outta Allen West because she's a fat dumb racist who has zero respect for black people
Quote from: Biggie Smiles on July 31, 2023, 11:43:30 AM
History is not there for you to like or dislike. It is there for you to learn from it. If it offends you, even better because you will be less likely to repeat it. It is not ours to erase or destroy.
~ Tubby Murdy
Or, just Tubby Murdy plagiarizing the fuck outta Allen West because she's a fat dumb racist who has zero respect for black people
Tubby Murdy :w00t_more:
"When you're good at something, you'll tell everyone. When you're great at something, they'll tell you."
WALTER PAYTON
"People are very open-minded about new things - as long as they're exactly like the old ones."
CHARLES KETTERING
This describes socialists perfectly.
Quote from: DKG on July 27, 2023, 08:28:36 AM
"If you talk to a man in a language he understands, that goes to his head. If you talk to him in his language, that goes to his heart." – Nelson Mandela
Mandela organized for people to be murdered. He was a terrorist who committed many serious crimes. You can find them looking up Wiki.
He was a piece of toe jam.
Quote from: DKG on August 02, 2023, 09:53:11 AM
"When you're good at something, you'll tell everyone. When you're great at something, they'll tell you."
WALTER PAYTON
This one quote is the best here so far.
Quote from: caskur on August 03, 2023, 06:32:51 PM
Mandela organized for people to be murdered. He was a terrorist who committed many serious crimes. You can find them looking up Wiki.
He was a piece of toe jam.
Wikipedia? I'd not be using them as any authoritative source, just look at how long it took them to correctly identify what a woman is!
"Experience is not what happens to a man. It is, what a man does with what happens to him."-Aldous Huxley
Don't criticise what you don't understand son, you never walked in that man's shoes
- Elvis
"I think I'll have a ham sandwich"
- Mama Cass
"You do not ask people like that what they are thinking about in case they turn around very slowly and say 'You.'"
-Sir Terry Pratchett (Small Gods)
"The president's job is not to wield power himself, but to draw attention away from it."
- Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy
"An environment that is not safe to disagree is not an environment focused on growth—it's an environment focused on control." ~Wendi Jade⠀
"There are two tragedies in life. One is not to get your heart's desire. The other is to get it." -George Bernard Shaw
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A man does what he must - in spite of personal consequences, in spite of obstacles and dangers and pressures - and that is the basis of all human morality."-John F Kennedy
The late great Archie Bunker on democRATs.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2w-kNI29k0
Even celebrities can occasionally have cogent thoughts.
"You know the difference between a communist and a democratic socialist?" "A democratic socialist is somebody you vote for, and then they take all your money and give back what they think you need. A communist — they just appoint themselves. There's no election and they do the exact same thing. That's the only difference."-Jon Lovitz
Quote from: Herman on November 22, 2023, 11:46:53 PMThe late great Archie Bunker on democRATs.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2w-kNI29k0
Rob Reiner needs to take a dirt nap.
Quote from: Herman on November 22, 2023, 11:46:53 PMThe late great Archie Bunker on democRATs.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2w-kNI29k0
:s_laugh:
!.You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity by legislating the wealthy out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for that my dear friend is the beginning of the end of any nation.
5. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
Adrian Rogers
Quote from: DKG on November 24, 2023, 10:46:03 AM!.You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity by legislating the wealthy out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for that my dear friend is the beginning of the end of any nation.
5. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
Adrian Rogers
Best post.
Labia: Was it as good for you as it was for me?
Testiculi: I didn't expect the earth to move, but I at least expected you to.
Hercules Returns, 1993
"Pennies do not come from heaven. They have to be earned here on earth."-Margaret Thatcher
"Free enterprise capitalism is not just the only possible system to end world poverty, but also it's the only morally desirable system to achieve this. Let no one tell you that your ambition is immoral."
— Argentine President Javier Milei
Socialists want everything of yours except your job.
-Moi