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Renee

May 22, 2016, 11:55:06 AM
The iced coffee thread got me thinking that we should have a thread specifically for what can be considered so-called "First World Problems" and challenges.



I'll start it off with.......The bargin brand dryer sheets I bought last week didn't make my socks as soft as I'm acustom to. :mad:



My toes are chafed, I think I'll sue for false advertising.  :sdfjh(2):
\"A man\'s rights rest in three boxes. The ballot-box, the jury-box and the cartridge-box.\"

Frederick Douglass, November 15, 1867.

RW

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May 22, 2016, 12:15:15 PM
Those little chocolate bars that you give out for Halloween are getting smaller but cost a lot more now.
Beware of Gaslighters!

@realAzhyaAryola

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May 22, 2016, 12:20:25 PM
Quote from: "Renee"The iced coffee thread got me thinking that we should have a thread specifically for what can be considered so-called "First World Problems" and challenges.



I'll start it off with.......The bargin brand dryer sheets I bought last week didn't make my socks as soft as I'm acustom to. :mad:



My toes are chafed, I think I'll sue for false advertising.  :sdfjh(2):


It's an item I never buy because I find that my towels are more absorbent when I don't use dryer sheets. Also, before I moved into my new place, I had always hung clothes outside. That's just me though. The others in my household preferred tossing things in the dryer and used dryer sheets with what I thought were dizzying fragrance.
@realAzhyaAryola



[size=80]Sometimes, my comments have a touch of humor, often tongue-in-cheek, so don\'t take it so seriously.[/size]

@realAzhyaAryola

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May 22, 2016, 12:22:46 PM
Quote from: "RW"Those little chocolate bars that you give out for Halloween are getting smaller but cost a lot more now.


It appears true for many items nowadays.
@realAzhyaAryola



[size=80]Sometimes, my comments have a touch of humor, often tongue-in-cheek, so don\'t take it so seriously.[/size]

easter bunny

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May 22, 2016, 02:32:06 PM
Quote from: "Renee"The iced coffee thread got me thinking that we should have a thread specifically for what can be considered so-called "First World Problems" and challenges.



I'll start it off with.......The bargin brand dryer sheets I bought last week didn't make my socks as soft as I'm acustom to. :mad:



My toes are chafed, I think I'll sue for false advertising.  :sdfjh(2):

 :laugh:

Twenty Dollars

#5
May 22, 2016, 05:20:00 PM
Transgender bathrooms.

RW

#6
May 22, 2016, 08:42:03 PM
A guy at a coffee place that did art in the foam wouldn't draw a penis in my macchiato but he drew a vagina in my gay cousin's latte.  I was outraged!
Beware of Gaslighters!

Anonymous

#7
May 22, 2016, 09:07:34 PM
Quote from: "Twenty Dollars"Transgender bathrooms.

Yesirree :laugh3:

Anonymous

#8
May 22, 2016, 11:33:43 PM
I am finding that Just For Men Moustache and Beard does not keep my beard brown as long as it did when I was younger.  :laugh3:

Renee

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May 23, 2016, 12:01:55 AM
Two weeks ago I made an appointment at the salon for a waxing and while I was there, I figured I would treat myself and have my asshole bleached. The day before the appointment the salon calls to say that I needed to reschedule my appointment because their official asshole bleacher had a death in the family and wouldn't be available to bleach any assholes for at least a week.



Don't these fucking people realize that I've already waited 2 weeks to get my asshole bleached. How can they ask me to wait another week? That's unacceptable; you would think for the kind of money it costs to get your asshole bleached they could afford to hire a few more asshole bleachers to accommodate their customers assholes.



This kind of shit burns my ass. :t1929:
\"A man\'s rights rest in three boxes. The ballot-box, the jury-box and the cartridge-box.\"

Frederick Douglass, November 15, 1867.

Annie

#10
May 23, 2016, 01:46:10 AM
Ohmygawd! I literally laughed so hard I peed a little, Renee  ac_toofunny
Your mind is a garden. Your thoughts are the seeds. You can grow flowers or you can grow weeds.  ~ Anonymous

Twenty Dollars

#11
May 23, 2016, 08:39:38 AM
Quote from: "Renee"Two weeks ago I made an appointment at the salon for a waxing and while I was there, I figured I would treat myself and have my asshole bleached. The day before the appointment the salon calls to say that I needed to reschedule my appointment because their official asshole bleacher had a death in the family and wouldn't be available to bleach any assholes for at least a week.



Don't these fucking people realize that I've already waited 2 weeks to get my asshole bleached. How can they ask me to wait another week? That's unacceptable; you would think for the kind of money it costs to get your asshole bleached they could afford to hire a few more asshole bleachers to accommodate their customers assholes.



This kind of shit burns my ass. :t1929:

Don't blame you. It's not exactly rocket science either. No sub?

Anonymous

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May 23, 2016, 09:46:37 AM
Our neighbour's son graduated with a degree in film studies and was not immediately offered a job as a director of a environmentally sustainable, gender inclusive NGO with a six figure salary and two months annual vacation.

 :ohmy:

Renee

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May 23, 2016, 09:57:30 AM
Quote from: "Fashionista"Our neighbour's son graduated with a degree in film studies and was not immediately offered a job as a director of a environmentally sustainable, gender inclusive NGO with a six figure salary and two months annual vacation.

 :ohmy:


Ain't that some shit? :laugh3:
\"A man\'s rights rest in three boxes. The ballot-box, the jury-box and the cartridge-box.\"

Frederick Douglass, November 15, 1867.

Anonymous

#14
May 23, 2016, 09:58:35 AM
Quote from: "Renee"
Quote from: "Fashionista"Our neighbour's son graduated with a degree in film studies and was not immediately offered a job as a director of a environmentally sustainable, gender inclusive NGO with a six figure salary and two months annual vacation.

 :ohmy:


Ain't that some shit? :laugh3:

Life in Canada can be so unfair.
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