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Anonymous

Sea Dunce joins every forum and gets banned or disciplined at every one of them. Stupid and thin-skinned. That is not exactly what draws people to forums.

cw_

I am drawn here by Herman.

Herman's voice is like a 'Siren song' luring me in. I've been shipwrecked here for weeks now and I can't leave... I don't want to leave

cc

I really tried to warn y\'all in 49  .. G. Orwell

Anonymous

Quote from: cw_ post_id=447491 time=1650477630 user_id=3226
I am drawn here by Herman.

Herman's voice is like a 'Siren song' luring me in. I've been shipwrecked here for weeks now and I can't leave... I don't want to leave

Really cw_?



I think you're a good contribitor, but I think even Herman would be surprised by this.


cw_

Siren Song



This is the one song everyone

would like to learn: the song

that is irresistible:



the song that forces men

to leap overboard in squadrons

even though they see the beached skulls



the song nobody knows

because anyone who has heard it

is dead, and the others can't remember.



Shall I tell you the secret

and if I do, will you get me

out of this bird suit?



I don't enjoy it here

squatting on this island

looking picturesque and mythical



with these two feathery maniacs,

I don't enjoy singing

this trio, fatal and valuable.



I will tell the secret to you,

to you, only to you.

Come closer. This song



is a cry for help: Help me!

Only you, only you can,

you are unique



at last. Alas

it is a boring song

but it works every time.



-Atwood

Anonymous

Quote from: cw_ post_id=447498 time=1650480916 user_id=3226
Siren Song



This is the one song everyone

would like to learn: the song

that is irresistible:



the song that forces men

to leap overboard in squadrons

even though they see the beached skulls



the song nobody knows

because anyone who has heard it

is dead, and the others can't remember.



Shall I tell you the secret

and if I do, will you get me

out of this bird suit?



I don't enjoy it here

squatting on this island

looking picturesque and mythical



with these two feathery maniacs,

I don't enjoy singing

this trio, fatal and valuable.



I will tell the secret to you,

to you, only to you.

Come closer. This song



is a cry for help: Help me!

Only you, only you can,

you are unique



at last. Alas

it is a boring song

but it works every time.



-Atwood

Very nice cw_.

Anonymous

Quote from: cw_ post_id=447491 time=1650477630 user_id=3226
I am drawn here by Herman.

Herman's voice is like a 'Siren song' luring me in. I've been shipwrecked here for weeks now and I can't leave... I don't want to leave

I heard he's looking for someone new to shine his shitter.


Anonymous

Quote from: Fashionista post_id=447493 time=1650479755 user_id=3254
Quote from: cw_ post_id=447491 time=1650477630 user_id=3226
I am drawn here by Herman.

Herman's voice is like a 'Siren song' luring me in. I've been shipwrecked here for weeks now and I can't leave... I don't want to leave

Really cw_?



I think you're a good contribitor, but I think even Herman would be surprised by this.

You can't blame any gal for that. They all think of me as a sophisticated, high falutin, uptown redneck.

Anonymous

Quote from: Guest post_id=447505 time=1650483852
Quote from: cw_ post_id=447491 time=1650477630 user_id=3226
I am drawn here by Herman.

Herman's voice is like a 'Siren song' luring me in. I've been shipwrecked here for weeks now and I can't leave... I don't want to leave

I heard he's looking for someone new to shine his shitter.

Old Herman is always accepting applications.

Anonymous

Quote from: Herman post_id=447550 time=1650495486 user_id=1689
Quote from: Fashionista post_id=447493 time=1650479755 user_id=3254
Quote from: cw_ post_id=447491 time=1650477630 user_id=3226
I am drawn here by Herman.

Herman's voice is like a 'Siren song' luring me in. I've been shipwrecked here for weeks now and I can't leave... I don't want to leave

Really cw_?



I think you're a good contribitor, but I think even Herman would be surprised by this.

You can't blame any gal for that. They all think of me as a sophisticated, high falutin, uptown redneck.

Of course.

 :laugh:

cc

I really tried to warn y\'all in 49  .. G. Orwell

Anonymous

#313
Quote from: cc post_id=447562 time=1650496530 user_id=88
Sorry. I had forgotten about all those attributes  ac_smile

Ceec, how could you forget that.

cc

Quote from: Herman post_id=447563 time=1650496620 user_id=1689
Quote from: cc post_id=447562 time=1650496530 user_id=88
Sorry. I had forgotten about all those attributes  ac_smile

Ceec, haow could you forget that.

 ac_blush
I really tried to warn y\'all in 49  .. G. Orwell

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