Quote from: Frood on September 04, 2024, 06:21:11 PMMurdy and Fat Oak are fully invested in your entire existence because they're full sized middle aged crones who stopped bleeding by 40.

 They really fucking are

 They legit think that I should sit there and resolve and reassure them that my kids are not being trafficked and know they don't have to be strippers 

Quote from: Lokmar on September 04, 2024, 04:38:53 PMLike Star Trek and Stargate, this is another one one of me and my wifes jams! Universal Studios had an Evil Dead skit at their Halloween Horror Nights several years ago. It was excellent!

 Did you watch Ash VS the Evil Dead?

 I liked it.

Quote from: Dove on September 04, 2024, 06:32:50 PMThey really fucking are

 They legit think that I should sit there and resolve and reassure them that my kids are not being trafficked and know they don't have to be strippers 

You know they are probably inquiring on behalf of Admin.  Right?

Quote from: Dove on September 04, 2024, 06:35:03 PMDid you watch Ash VS the Evil Dead?

 I liked it.

YOU KNOW IT! We LOVED Lee Majors as Ash's dad too!

Quote from: Dove on September 04, 2024, 06:32:50 PMThey really fucking are

 They legit think that I should sit there and resolve and reassure them that my kids are not being trafficked and know they don't have to be strippers 

If kids are being trafficked, Apegirl will want to know how much they cost.

I love the way these insects are thoroughly convinced I am the evil emperor commanding legions of attack minions  bent on disturbing their safe zone for snowflakes who wish to participate in a mind numbing circle jerk 

God damn.. I might as well be a Smith from the Matrix or The Evil Emporer Palpatine the way these fucksticks carry on.


Seriously though, if any of this were the case and it was me behind every alt that pulls your earlobe just to watch your mouth flush like a toilet, or I was indeed the mastermind behind sending in these hordes of interesting posters to resurrect your near dead board you should be thanking me.

Because with kiddie fiddlers like Admin at the helm of your content creation your little eunuch disco would be nothing but an echo chamber on life support. 

Fax.


BOO mother fuckers... don't break the glass!

Quote from: Biggie Smiles on September 03, 2024, 11:01:53 PMDont take the kids to the one in cali tho.

That's where the NAMBLA special forces recruits like Admong hang out looking an  unsuspecting little girl entering a female bathroom un-escorted

I don't doubt he wheels himself down from Portland for that reason.

Quote from: Lokmar on September 04, 2024, 07:50:15 PMYOU KNOW IT! We LOVED Lee Majors as Ash's dad too!

 I honestly was not expecting to like it as much as I did. But Ash was Ash all the way.

 I watched season 1 when it first came out but then dropped off. Last year the man bought the whole series and we marathon watched it.

 It was great lol.

 I actually also reeeaallyyy liked The Evil Dead remake from 2013. Was it 2013?

 I wasn't expecting to like that either. I grew up on the OG films.

The new Crow movie was shithouse. They made is more culturally current.

Quote from: Frood on September 05, 2024, 07:27:42 AMThe new Crow movie was shithouse. They made is more culturally current.

Does Australia have a special tax for diesel cars?

Secret meeting to dicuss todays siege on the snowflakes will be in the bunker board, conference room 11 at 11:00am EST

Brunch will be served after our leadership presentation and brief word from our sponsor

Please do not be late

and now, for some solemn music before we ready ourselves for this most important campaign.









Godspeed, my flock.

The woman who stayed married and cheated all over the internet while hiding it from her husband and had her eex serve her divorce papers through their son is preaching about how staying married for the kids is the like...the best.   

She stayed married for the financial benefits. She didn't do her kids any favors.

Captain LokmarL, report in.

What is the status of the smileys, 16 point fonts and memes?


Erica Mena a are the profanity torpedoes locked and loaded?

deport_liberals  are your rec cannons fully operational?

Dove  during today's military maneuvers you will be in charge of the TL;DR Calvary and all communications with the forward march.

After a system check we move forward as wolves among sheep just as our lord and savior commanded us.

For little girls, in restrooms everywhere!

Just don't forget we need to up the tensile strength of the harpoons.