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Quote from: Lab Flaker on October 04, 2024, 03:33:39 AMThose were built in South Africa I'll have you know! Strong Afrikaner stock nog al ek se!

I'm half tempted to ask this one mixed Black gal at work out to dinner, her eyes are knockout... and I can tell she starting to give me the "heavy eyes" lol, which is a signal! She sees how I roll lol. I be kicking ass at work!!! Like a muthafuckin' MAN!!!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Quote from: Blazor on October 04, 2024, 03:52:07 AMI'm half tempted to ask this one mixed Black gal at work out to dinner, her eyes are knockout... and I can tell she starting to give me the "heavy eyes" lol, which is a signal! She sees how I roll lol. I be kicking ass at work!!! Like a muthafuckin' MAN!!!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hell yeah. Take her out to a seafood restaurant or Italian...black chicks love pampering. No franchise restaurants!

Blazor

Quote from: Lab Flaker on October 04, 2024, 03:55:14 AMHell yeah. Take her out to a seafood restaurant or Italian...black chicks love pampering. No franchise restaurants!

Hell no to franchise anyway!!! I was thinking a nice Mexican spot I know, damn good food and margaritas lol.
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Lab Flaker

Quote from: Blazor on October 04, 2024, 03:56:25 AMHell no to franchise anyway!!! I was thinking a nice Mexican spot I know, damn good food and margaritas lol.

Jesus! Mexican means going to the potty! No chick wants to be shitting on her first date.

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Blazor

Quote from: Lab Flaker on October 04, 2024, 03:58:08 AMJesus! Mexican means going to the potty! No chick wants to be shitting on her first date.

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Well I'll be the one shitting if we get Italian hahaha. What kind of fucked up Mexican food you eatin'? lol
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Lab Flaker

Quote from: Blazor on October 04, 2024, 01:52:27 PM:crampe:

Well I'll be the one shitting if we get Italian hahaha. What kind of fucked up Mexican food you eatin'? lol

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Quote from: Blazor on October 04, 2024, 01:52:27 PM:crampe:

Well I'll be the one shitting if we get Italian hahaha. What kind of fucked up Mexican food you eatin'? lol

You got to think ahead my friend. No beer or bread or general carbohydrates...because that amounts to flatulence. No steak or bulky meat...because that amounts to shitting. Go the fish and salad, or anything light. No garlic or onions the night before.

Blazor

Quote from: Lab Flaker on October 04, 2024, 09:30:28 PMYou got to think ahead my friend. No beer or bread or general carbohydrates...because that amounts to flatulence. No steak or bulky meat...because that amounts to shitting. Go the fish and salad, or anything light. No garlic or onions the night before.

I do think ahead like that lol.
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Quote from: Blazor on October 05, 2024, 01:08:53 AMI do think ahead like that lol.

I'm like your older brother! I like that.
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