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What the fuck is wrong with you dopes?

Started by Flynn, November 03, 2024, 12:13:16 AM

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Frood

I barely have any socks to necessitate a dedicated sock drawer.

Just 5 pair of business socks and 7 pairs of wooly socks.

No gym socks. Gym socks are for fags and social influencers.
Blahhhhhh...

deport_liberals

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DKG

Quote from: Flynn on November 03, 2024, 02:29:01 PM*Sigh*

No one said anything about changes you paranoid chink.
So you just decided to complain. Whatever, you do you.

I will say that I appreciate that you confine your attempts to bring flaming back from the dead to the appropriate threads. That is more I can say for Joe.

DKG

Quote from: Biggie Smiles on November 03, 2024, 11:23:11 AMhow many Orange Man Bad threads are littering Basturd factory at the moment?
That is not politics, that is paranoid personality disorder.
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deport_liberals

Quote from: DKG on November 04, 2024, 07:20:37 AMThat is not politics, that is paranoid personality disorder.

As TRUMP says, these are sick people who hate our country.

A healthy society would institutionalize its Aidsmen.
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DKG

Quote from: deport_liberals on November 04, 2024, 07:37:28 AMAs TRUMP says, these are sick people who hate our country.

A healthy society would institutionalize its Aidsmen.
Gremlin's knowledge of politics does not extend beyond the countless anti Trump memes he posts. He knows zilch about issues. He has no clue how the policies of either candidate will affect the country, the world, or himself.

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caskur

This is the huge massive mistake the forum makes and I know you all never realised it because, I my wonderful self have fallen victim to the character we all know as Flynn, Flynnbecile to her mean detractors.

Whenever Flynn says, "what is wrong with you dopes?" You never fall in the bottomless trap as I always do and attempt to explain your fine selves. No siree, never. That is how our illustrious Flynn phishes her hosts of the dark side of their conniving  characters. She literally sucks out your life-force and leaves your precious souls drained... like a Vampire on steroids,  her appetite for your dark blood is insatiable. Her hollow legs never fill up.

Not many people know this about Flynn but she has this cranky disposition from sitting on her haemorrhoid all day. Often people have had a huge impulse to ram their PC tower up her haemorrhoid suffering arsehole but why punish their own property when your old boot will do a similar job?

No folks, never do what I do and tell her private stuff because like a rabid mangy hedgehog she'll eat her own stools and say, "yummy, I love chocolate icecream for dessert."

What I am trying to say folks is, beware, be wise and be bloody myopic..  Flynnbecile has arrived and NONE of you will be safe.

Ps. Buy some bug spray and treat the forum for a cockroach infestation.
 :crampe:
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Grimmy

Après moi, le déluge...

Biggie Smiles

Quote from: Top cat on November 03, 2024, 02:24:34 PMI'm sorry no one wants to read about you  :musicboohoo:
you just called yourself a nobody

and on that simple fact we can agree  :good:

caskur

#39
Does anyone know why poor Flynn is obsessed with my lucky gap in my front teeth on my beautiful face?

The lucky gap is a sign of good luck and that it makes me a lucky gambler as well.

The reason is that jealous Flynn is a hapless gambler and always down on her tough
luck.

The gambling problem  started when she was roughly 14 and she had a small flock of pigeons like Mike Tyson did. Everytime her brother wanted to feed his Pitbull, he would play a hand of Snap and naturally he would win. Being older and quicker  assured that. With one of her pigeons, he would feed his pitbull, feathers and all.

Well poor little Flynn learned soon enough crying didn't work, either did begging and the only way she could  get a pigeon back was if she dropped her stinky bloomers, turn around, bent over and let her brother penetrative her in her nasty place. EW.

That is where her haemorrhoid used to flare up and give her hell.

Really Flynn, was it worth saving a pigeon when your polyp got popped?

Stooch...

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"I think having land and not ruining it is the most beautiful art that anybody could ever want."
- Andy Warhol

Trump’s Niece

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deport_liberals

Maybe she only poasts here when she's out of money.  It would explain the hiatuses...

caskur

"I think having land and not ruining it is the most beautiful art that anybody could ever want."
- Andy Warhol

Garraty_47

Quote from: caskur on November 04, 2024, 10:28:39 AMDoes anyone know why poor Flynn is obsessed with my lucky gap in my front teeth on my beautiful face?

The same reason everyone else who mentions it does so...
...it's easy.

And you have to admit it can be funny too.
There's something about a person being able to eat both the cookie portions of an Oreo at the same time without disturbing the cream center that just tickles the ol' funny bone to imagine it.

Omnomnomnom.  lulz
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Flynn

Quote from: Frood on November 04, 2024, 12:30:50 AMIt's rumoured that Five Guys Mumbai regularly host Shingles matches in their cardboard street chateau... It's supposed to be like naked dothead Twister, only with lots of poo coloured scabs..  :dontknow:

It's not "rumored" that you absolutely fucking suck.
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