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liberal vermin hypocrisy exposed in a clear and concise manner

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Herman

Quote from: Biggie Smiles on December 06, 2024, 09:39:26 PMyeah.. she looks like Joe Biden with a really bad wig
I saw one picture of her. I think it was Aryan that posted it. She looked exactly like a witch. Damn, she is one ugly olg hag.
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Lab Flaker

Quote from: DKG on December 08, 2024, 11:49:59 AMI didn't like her singing and I did not think she was good looking. Christine Mcvie was the better singer.
What the??? You didn't think Stevie Nicks was good looking. Bejeebus!



I would've happily licked the crumbs from her anus!

Lokmar

Quote from: Lab Flaker on December 08, 2024, 11:53:07 PMWhat the??? You didn't think Stevie Nicks was good looking. Bejeebus!



I would've happily licked the crumbs from her anus!

She aint ugly but her involvement in witchcraft makes me wanna burn her at the stake.

Reggie Essent

Quote from: Lab Flaker on December 08, 2024, 11:53:07 PMWhat the??? You didn't think Stevie Nicks was good looking. Bejeebus!



I would've happily licked the crumbs from her anus!

Dude!  You would have needed the jaws of life to crack her massive butt cheeks apart to kiss that brown eye.  I mentioned that I saw her actual ass not all that many years after the pic above, and it was HUGE.  Even through the black spandex and even in the brief moment that I inspected it, I could see the cottage cheese glootiness of her moon-sized butt globes.

Lab Flaker

Quote from: Lokmar on December 09, 2024, 12:12:56 AMShe aint ugly but her involvement in witchcraft makes me wanna burn her at the stake.

Don't get me started on that crap. I had a big argument with my mate's wife because she announced that she was studying to become a supposed "white witch". I told her what a load of bullshit...and it didn't go down well.

The last time I told her not to shave her head around the back and sides because it made her look like a lesbian. She shed a tear. I felt a bit bad for that.
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Lokmar

Quote from: Lab Flaker on December 09, 2024, 12:23:25 AMDon't get me started on that crap. I had a big argument with my mate's wife because she announced that she was studying to become a supposed "white witch". I told her what a load of bullshit...and it didn't go down well.

The last time I told her not to shave her head around the back and sides because it made her look like a lesbian. She shed a tear. I felt a bit bad for that.
 :crampe:

wow!! what a stupid bitch!!!! your buddy should dump that stupid bitch!!!

Lab Flaker

Quote from: Lokmar on December 09, 2024, 12:26:57 AMwow!! what a stupid bitch!!!! your buddy should dump that stupid bitch!!!

No she's a cool chick, but just a bit ditzy.
When it comes to witchy stuff and crap like palm-reading I generally just zone out.

I tell her that witches were just an excuse for lesbians to band together in the forest.

And nothing irritates me more than a butch lesbian.
I don't even like watching them scissor on porn.
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Reggie Essent

Quote from: Lab Flaker on December 09, 2024, 12:33:56 AMNo she's a cool chick, but just a bit ditzy.
When it comes to witchy stuff and crap like palm-reading I generally just zone out.

I tell her that witches were just an excuse for lesbians to band together in the forest.

And nothing irritates me more than a butch lesbian.
I don't even like watching them scissor on porn.

A lot of witchy shit is just jumbled bits of the old knowledge that modern day folks try to piece together in their own personal searches for spiritual meaning.  Though the bit about lesbians gathering in the forest for a carpet munching orgy are probably close to the truth. 

The legend of witches riding a broomstick came about because in olden days, before the Catholic Church burned them all at the stake, there was a thing called "Hedge Witches," which were old spinster women in villages and towns all across Europe who made a living as healers, midwifing pregnant women, setting broken limbs, selling healing potions and aphrodisiacs to the locals and such.  They also provided abortificant potions to young women who found themselves inconveniently pregnant.

They also made an hallucinogenic paste from various substances that they'd smear onto broomsticks or some similar dick-shaped object and shove it up their pussies to trip out during festivities in the forest - at night - and they never invited the prudes who eventually burned them all at the stake for being witches.
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Lab Flaker

Quote from: Reggie Essent on December 09, 2024, 12:58:35 AMA lot of witchy shit is just jumbled bits of the old knowledge that modern day folks try to piece together in their own personal searches for spiritual meaning.  Though the bit about lesbians gathering in the forest for a carpet munching orgy are probably close to the truth. 

The legend of witches riding a broomstick came about because in olden days, before the Catholic Church burned them all at the stake, there was a thing called "Hedge Witches," which were old spinster women in villages and towns all across Europe who made a living as healers, midwifing pregnant women, setting broken limbs, selling healing potions and aphrodisiacs to the locals and such.  They also provided abortificant potions to young women who found themselves inconveniently pregnant.

They also made an hallucinogenic paste from various substances that they'd smear onto broomsticks or some similar dick-shaped object and shove it up their pussies to trip out during festivities in the forest - at night - and they never invited the prudes who eventually burned them all at the stake for being witches.

Glory!  :crampe:
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Dove

Quote from: Lab Flaker on December 08, 2024, 11:53:07 PMWhat the??? You didn't think Stevie Nicks was good looking. Bejeebus!



I would've happily licked the crumbs from her anus!

 That's not crumbs. It's cocaine!
My happiness is all of your misery. I put good dick all in my kidneys.

DKG

Quote from: Lab Flaker on December 08, 2024, 11:53:07 PMWhat the??? You didn't think Stevie Nicks was good looking. Bejeebus!



I would've happily licked the crumbs from her anus!
I didn't like her singing and I think a lot of other women in the music business were better looking.

Brent

An advocate for defunding police in San Francisco was ridiculed on social media after thieves allegedly stole a Uhaul moving truck with all of her possessions.

Darcie Bell posted about the thievery on Saturday on her account with the profile name "Jerque Costeau" and got immediately hit with mockery when her support for "defund the police" was uncovered from the same account.  :s_laugh:
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Prof Emeritus at Fawk U

Quote from: Brent on December 10, 2024, 02:43:10 PMAn advocate for defunding police in San Francisco was ridiculed on social media after thieves allegedly stole a Uhaul moving truck with all of her possessions.

Darcie Bell posted about the thievery on Saturday on her account with the profile name "Jerque Costeau" and got immediately hit with mockery when her support for "defund the police" was uncovered from the same account.  :s_laugh:

Ahhh, I love it when karma does it's job.   :s_laugh:
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Watch what you say to me or I'll mind FAWK U.

Herman

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