You must insult the person above you.

J E B Stuart · January 08, 2025, 12:23:01 PM

Speakjng of peanut butter, he recently arrived at the ER for treatment of what appeared to be numerous dog bites to his genitals. When asked to explain the peanut butter smeared on his junk, he claimed someone must've slipped some rope in his drink, so he couldn't remember a thing:

Amen.

Brent · January 08, 2025, 01:37:12 PM

Stupidity isn't a crime, so you're free to go.

J E B Stuart · January 09, 2025, 01:25:00 PM

One of Brent's most enjoyable pastimes is driving down the highway and "singing" along to Lisa the Chicken Fiddler:

Renegade Quark · January 09, 2025, 02:37:44 PM

Anal spelunker

Brent · January 09, 2025, 02:58:54 PM

Don't you get tired of putting makeup on your two faces every morning?

Renegade Quark · January 09, 2025, 03:08:46 PM

Wears braces on his dentures.

J E B Stuart · January 09, 2025, 03:38:00 PM

Wears a brassiere. Claims it gives him more empathy for the opposite sex.

Amen.

Herman · January 09, 2025, 08:47:20 PM

If you're going to act like a turd, go lay on the yard.

Reggie Essent · January 10, 2025, 01:30:26 AM

Thinks hippos are sexy.

Frood · January 10, 2025, 01:46:00 AM

Got teabagged by Michelle Obama at a Tupperware party.

Brent · January 10, 2025, 03:13:11 PM

Spoons with fat Oak.

J E B Stuart · January 10, 2025, 04:38:34 PM

Gravity and age have wreaked havoc on his bean bag. Whenever he sits on the shitter, it feels like he's dippin' a teabag.

Amen.

Frood · January 10, 2025, 07:23:50 PM

Masturbates with his mother's wild yam cream.

Renegade Quark · January 10, 2025, 08:22:40 PM

Is an STD clearinghouse.

Prof Emeritus at Fawk U · January 10, 2025, 09:08:26 PM

Thinks potato pancakes are flattened french fries.

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