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Re: Seriously?!?! by Lokmar

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You must insult the person above you.

Started by Renegade Quark, January 01, 2025, 11:18:49 PM

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Renegade Quark

#360
March 04, 2025, 02:34:37 PM
When exposed to Covid 19, Covid 19 got sick.

Shen Li

#361
March 04, 2025, 10:36:47 PM
He is proud of his Welsh and Hungarian ancestry. He can honestly say he is Well Hung.
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Renegade Quark

#362
March 05, 2025, 12:31:51 AM
Has more chins than a Chinese phone book.
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J E B Stuart

#363
March 05, 2025, 09:36:12 AM
Broke down and got a vasectomy because they don't make condoms small enough.

Amen.
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Deo vindice

Renegade Quark

#364
March 05, 2025, 03:18:39 PM
Is so old that when he was a kid the Dead Sea was just really sick.
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J E B Stuart

#365
March 05, 2025, 04:07:51 PM
Whenever RQ "cuts the cheese", his poor dog Stinky runs outside licking its ass trying to get the taste outta its mouth.

Amen.
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Deo vindice

Shen Li

#366
March 06, 2025, 12:07:24 AM Last Edit: March 06, 2025, 12:18:14 AM by Shen Li
Stuart went to a proctologist. The doctor said to him, you need to stop masturbing.

Stuart said why?

The doctor said so I can examine you.
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Renegade Quark

#367
March 06, 2025, 11:41:51 AM
Her gynecologist wears a hazmat suit.
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Prof Emeritus at Fawk U

#368
March 06, 2025, 03:44:15 PM
Admits to being a gynecologist.
Watch what you say to me or I'll mind FAWK U.

Reggie Essent

#369
March 06, 2025, 05:06:13 PM
Flunked out of gynecology school because he kept fainting at the sight of vagina.
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Shen Li

#370
March 06, 2025, 10:49:18 PM
He's so frugal he got married just for the rice.
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J E B Stuart

#371
March 07, 2025, 10:16:40 AM
Is on the mend at Our Lady Shaniqua's Hospital after face planting on the Walmart parking lot when she accidentally tripped on  one of her boobies.

Amen.
Deo vindice

Garraty_47

#372
March 07, 2025, 10:28:30 AM
Paid a dominatrix to kick him in the nards but had accept a refund when after a dozen strikes to his groin her aim wasn't good enough to get the job done.

Frood

#373
March 07, 2025, 11:38:33 AM
Cut a finger off trying to retrieve his crusty tube socks under his bed.
Blahhhhhh...

Prof Emeritus at Fawk U

#374
March 07, 2025, 08:46:46 PM
His wank sock is "standing" on it's own from overuse.
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Watch what you say to me or I'll mind FAWK U.
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