You must insult the person above you.

Prof Emeritus at Fawk U · June 12, 2025, 05:38:34 PM

People don't ask for her viewpoint because her head is always up her ass.

Shen Li · June 13, 2025, 08:26:09 PM

His mistress told him it always drives her wild when he whips out his 6 inches long and 2 inches wide. So Prof pulled out a $100 bill.

J E B Stuart · June 13, 2025, 09:09:46 PM

Her mating call is "Next!!"

Amen.

Shen Li · June 15, 2025, 01:38:24 AM

Stu said the secret to his successful marriage is cocktails and dirty sex 3 times a week.

He does it Tuesday, Thursday and Saturday. His wife does it Monday, Wednesday and Friday.

Prof Emeritus at Fawk U · June 15, 2025, 08:52:19 AM

Her motto is "I'm just like 7-Eleven, always open."

Renegade Quark · June 16, 2025, 12:51:52 AM

Volunteer septic tank cleaner.

Prof Emeritus at Fawk U · June 17, 2025, 12:03:07 PM

His dream job.

Shen Li · June 17, 2025, 07:37:00 PM

What does Prof call a woman who likes small dicks?

His girlfriend.

J E B Stuart · June 19, 2025, 02:14:09 PM

On the bright side, she can never have a brain tumor.

Amen.

Shen Li · June 19, 2025, 09:53:33 PM

"I have a confession to make," Stu told his girlfriend. "While we've been dating, I've been secretly seeing a psychiatrist." "Oh, don't worry about it," his girlfriend said. "I've been secretly seeing a car salesman, a postman, and your father."

Renegade Quark · June 20, 2025, 01:32:17 AM

Is guilty of driving under the influence of being Asian.

Shen Li · June 20, 2025, 09:03:04 PM

RQ got a new neighbour who is from Algeria. He walked over to the fence to greet him by starting with "I wish I didn't have to do this in English. I would very much prefer to talk to you in your own language. But unfortunately, I was never good at algebra."

Prof Emeritus at Fawk U · June 20, 2025, 10:43:03 PM

Her definition of hot dog is a Schnauzer on the grill.

Shen Li · June 20, 2025, 11:22:07 PM

Woman Prof wants to date: I'm usually attracted to men with power.
Prof: That's great, I always pay my electric bill on time.

Renegade Quark · June 23, 2025, 01:15:16 AM

Looks like her face caught on fire and someone put it out with a track shoe.

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