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Quote from: Shen Li on August 05, 2025, 08:31:01 PMWere you getting laid with a Chick from Beijing? Beijing women have certain reputation in China.

Hahaha, what kind of reputation?

She got on my nerves, I didn't want to stick my dick in her, just because I was noping out, and didn't want her to get attached  :crampe:  Other than that, she was pretty, and at least 5 years older than me. Also sweet for the most part, but damn she got on my nerves, and that's saying something lolol.
I've come here to chew bubble gum, and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum.

Reggie Essent

Quote from: Blazor on August 05, 2025, 11:52:45 PMHahaha, what kind of reputation?

She got on my nerves, I didn't want to stick my dick in her, just because I was noping out, and didn't want her to get attached  :crampe:  Other than that, she was pretty, and at least 5 years older than me. Also sweet for the most part, but damn she got on my nerves, and that's saying something lolol.

Hey Blazor!  So the slant chick never shut up, huh?

Blazor

This is pretty cool!!!

I've come here to chew bubble gum, and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum.

Lokmar

Quote from: Blazor on August 06, 2025, 12:26:49 AMThis is pretty cool!!!


cAUSE EATING NIGGER PUSSY MADE HIM CRAY?

Blazor

Quote from: Reggie Essent on August 05, 2025, 11:59:43 PMHey Blazor!  So the slant chick never shut up, huh?

Hey man!

Hahaha, it wasn't that. Only in the morning, when I hadn't even opened my eyes, did she act like she wouldn't shut up haha.

For me, it was a lot of other red flags and such. Why not, Im on beer 2, I'll share lol. So, we are going to a CAMPING MUSIC festival. I had only met her once, and she wanted to join me and my friend next time there was a music thing we were going to, and the festival got mentioned. We were telling her she should come up the main event weekend (cheaper, more action). But she insisted on riding up the 1st weekend with me, and asked if I would take her home on Sunday, and then come back again on Friday and grab her again. At the time she called me to talk about all this, it was midnight, and I was half drunk hahaha, so of course I said yes lol, thinking she was cool the one time I met her, and she was pretty, so why not haha. We talking about camping arrangements, and she said it was fine to sleep in my tent, on my air mattress, since my tent was big, and the mattress was big, and tent space was going to be limited. Of course I was fine with all that, even being the gentleman and simply sleeping on my side. I'm thinking "cool, a pretty Asian lady gonna go on an adventure with me, AND sleep in the same bed!" hahaha. With all plans in motion, lets now begin how the story unfolded hahaha....

Its Friday, and I have a dental appointment for a couple cavities, so my face is half numb for several hours, longer than I thought haha. I get home, load up, and head for her place, to pick her up. I meet her on the porch, grab her suitcase and bag, and load it up in the Jeep. So far so good right? Well... you know my Jeep is my baby. Before we even pull off, she demolishes a banana while Im getting her a water, but then she wants to know what to do with the peel, and I said "give it to the squirrels haha", implying to toss it lol. This girl.... puts it in the door storage spot!!! I'm already like "STRIKE ONE!!!" hahaha. We pull off, and she puts her foot on my dash, realizes what she done, and at least takes her flip flop off haha. I'm like, whatever lol. Felt like we got along good on the way there. As we crossed into West Virginia, she wanted a pic of the sign, and was almost demanding me to stop in the middle of the interstate lol. I said I cant, traffic is behind me lol. So then we get to the rest stop, and she wants more pics, and Im like the fuckin' paparazzi and shit lol, but she wants more lol. We then get to festival, we had already told her that they were gonna charge her the whole amount, and they do, and she is complaining, so Im like I'll pay $50 of it if that helps, and she settles down. I find where my friend had set up the "base camp", but I couldn't get my Jeep near it, so I knew I would have to carry all my stuff. She sits in the base camp, says her wrists hurt, so I get my friend to help me carry everything. She still sits in the base camp, while I set up my tent and stuff, the whole time she saying she tired, and when will it be ready (we got there at 10pm, and it took me an hour). I presented her the quarters, and she took my spot, and said "no this work for me better" lol. THEN she tried to take my pillow, after I told her to bring one and she forgot, and I said no that's mine lol. So I tell her I need to stay up longer, and eat, since I hadn't all day, because of the dentist. That girl stayed on her phone for 2 hours in the tent, didn't sleep. When I got in there, she wanted the whole comforter, and I was fine with that since it was hot, and the sheet was fine with me. But then she formed a barrier with it hahaha. Next day, she is like "I didn't come prepared, I need to go shopping, and nothing is going on here anyway". Wanted to go to Gabes, an hour away, and I said that was too far, so we went to Walmart 20 minutes away. But it was raining then, and she was like "well, it raining, might as well go to Gabes" lol. I'm like fuck it. Get there, she says "you go do what you want, I'll be 30 minutes", like I got a fuckin' plan lol. Turned out to be an HOUR and 30 minutes! Then we go get Wendys, she wants a chicken salad, which was big, and I jus got a small chicken patty and a large fry, cause I love fries. She sees it, and goes "oooo large fry, that means we share!" and dives in. Cute at first, but then it became a race to the bottom of the box!!! Then she goes to eat her salad, and Im left hanging with a tiny chicken patty hahaha. She wants to do something else, and Im like "no, we don't have time now, we have to go back to base camp and make dinner, its my night to do dinner". But we get there, and no one is there, so she acts like wtf lol. So the others ate elsewhere since I wasn't there. So I was gonna do subs, but she says "I don't want bread, jus give me the vegetables to make a salad and some turkey". Which was stingy I thought, cause she was gonna eat the majority of the toppings to make a salad lol, whatever. I been noping out at this point, long before this point, so Im like fuck it, Im gonna smoke my weed around her, thinking that would turn her off from me lol. Nope, her ex smoked cigs like crazy lol. So then, I start chugging whiskey lolol. That didn't phase her much either lol. She goes to bed at 10 on a Saturday, but again, stayed on her phone. Even though I brushed my teeth, she still said I smelled like whiskey hahahahaha. Next day, I take her home, with no intentions of picking her up again. I told her I was blocked in after getting back, and I really was lol. But I parked so I would be hahaha. She ain't the one, fo' sho'.

Apologies for the long paragraph hahaha.
I've come here to chew bubble gum, and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum.

formosan

Quote from: Blazor on August 05, 2025, 11:50:41 PMYeah, she came here when she was 30 from Beijing, was married living in Seattle, divorced and moved to West Virginia to get a degree, and had just moved to my neck of the woods 3 months ago, working where my friend works. That's how I met her, my friend was doing a coworker thing lol.
I don't understand the last part?
too old to be a fashionista

Blazor

Quote from: formosan on August 06, 2025, 11:00:07 AMI don't understand the last part?

My friend works with her, and several coworkers decided to do a float on the river, and come out at a brewery. I met them at the brewery lol.
I've come here to chew bubble gum, and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum.

DKG

Quote from: Blazor on August 05, 2025, 11:48:11 PMSame, if it ain't hot as shit, its pouring rain.

On my trip up to West Virginia, it was a lot of rain. Crazy ass storms, and one of the downpours turned our area into a swamp for the day lol. Was hot when it wasn't raining, but still more tolerable than back home, plus we were in the shade for the most part. One day, was cold for some reason, like almost a 30 degree drop from the previous day! Almost 90 one day, and barely 60 if that the next.
I go to Florida every winter so I understand fahrenheit.

Reggie Essent

Quote from: Blazor on August 06, 2025, 01:23:00 AMHey man!

Hahaha, it wasn't that. Only in the morning, when I hadn't even opened my eyes, did she act like she wouldn't shut up haha.

For me, it was a lot of other red flags and such.

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Apologies for the long paragraph hahaha.

LOL! Dude!  She ain't the one.  I'd have probably just took her home when she pulled the "take me to Gabes" thing.
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Quote from: Blazor on August 05, 2025, 11:52:45 PMHahaha, what kind of reputation?

She got on my nerves, I didn't want to stick my dick in her, just because I was noping out, and didn't want her to get attached  :crampe:  Other than that, she was pretty, and at least 5 years older than me. Also sweet for the most part, but damn she got on my nerves, and that's saying something lolol.
That is their repution-demanding as hell.

There are some good Chink women like moi. However, avoid Beijing and Shanghai women.

Shen Li

Quote from: Blazor on August 06, 2025, 01:23:00 AMHey man!

Hahaha, it wasn't that. Only in the morning, when I hadn't even opened my eyes, did she act like she wouldn't shut up haha.

For me, it was a lot of other red flags and such. Why not, Im on beer 2, I'll share lol. So, we are going to a CAMPING MUSIC festival. I had only met her once, and she wanted to join me and my friend next time there was a music thing we were going to, and the festival got mentioned. We were telling her she should come up the main event weekend (cheaper, more action). But she insisted on riding up the 1st weekend with me, and asked if I would take her home on Sunday, and then come back again on Friday and grab her again. At the time she called me to talk about all this, it was midnight, and I was half drunk hahaha, so of course I said yes lol, thinking she was cool the one time I met her, and she was pretty, so why not haha. We talking about camping arrangements, and she said it was fine to sleep in my tent, on my air mattress, since my tent was big, and the mattress was big, and tent space was going to be limited. Of course I was fine with all that, even being the gentleman and simply sleeping on my side. I'm thinking "cool, a pretty Asian lady gonna go on an adventure with me, AND sleep in the same bed!" hahaha. With all plans in motion, lets now begin how the story unfolded hahaha....

Its Friday, and I have a dental appointment for a couple cavities, so my face is half numb for several hours, longer than I thought haha. I get home, load up, and head for her place, to pick her up. I meet her on the porch, grab her suitcase and bag, and load it up in the Jeep. So far so good right? Well... you know my Jeep is my baby. Before we even pull off, she demolishes a banana while Im getting her a water, but then she wants to know what to do with the peel, and I said "give it to the squirrels haha", implying to toss it lol. This girl.... puts it in the door storage spot!!! I'm already like "STRIKE ONE!!!" hahaha. We pull off, and she puts her foot on my dash, realizes what she done, and at least takes her flip flop off haha. I'm like, whatever lol. Felt like we got along good on the way there. As we crossed into West Virginia, she wanted a pic of the sign, and was almost demanding me to stop in the middle of the interstate lol. I said I cant, traffic is behind me lol. So then we get to the rest stop, and she wants more pics, and Im like the fuckin' paparazzi and shit lol, but she wants more lol. We then get to festival, we had already told her that they were gonna charge her the whole amount, and they do, and she is complaining, so Im like I'll pay $50 of it if that helps, and she settles down. I find where my friend had set up the "base camp", but I couldn't get my Jeep near it, so I knew I would have to carry all my stuff. She sits in the base camp, says her wrists hurt, so I get my friend to help me carry everything. She still sits in the base camp, while I set up my tent and stuff, the whole time she saying she tired, and when will it be ready (we got there at 10pm, and it took me an hour). I presented her the quarters, and she took my spot, and said "no this work for me better" lol. THEN she tried to take my pillow, after I told her to bring one and she forgot, and I said no that's mine lol. So I tell her I need to stay up longer, and eat, since I hadn't all day, because of the dentist. That girl stayed on her phone for 2 hours in the tent, didn't sleep. When I got in there, she wanted the whole comforter, and I was fine with that since it was hot, and the sheet was fine with me. But then she formed a barrier with it hahaha. Next day, she is like "I didn't come prepared, I need to go shopping, and nothing is going on here anyway". Wanted to go to Gabes, an hour away, and I said that was too far, so we went to Walmart 20 minutes away. But it was raining then, and she was like "well, it raining, might as well go to Gabes" lol. I'm like fuck it. Get there, she says "you go do what you want, I'll be 30 minutes", like I got a fuckin' plan lol. Turned out to be an HOUR and 30 minutes! Then we go get Wendys, she wants a chicken salad, which was big, and I jus got a small chicken patty and a large fry, cause I love fries. She sees it, and goes "oooo large fry, that means we share!" and dives in. Cute at first, but then it became a race to the bottom of the box!!! Then she goes to eat her salad, and Im left hanging with a tiny chicken patty hahaha. She wants to do something else, and Im like "no, we don't have time now, we have to go back to base camp and make dinner, its my night to do dinner". But we get there, and no one is there, so she acts like wtf lol. So the others ate elsewhere since I wasn't there. So I was gonna do subs, but she says "I don't want bread, jus give me the vegetables to make a salad and some turkey". Which was stingy I thought, cause she was gonna eat the majority of the toppings to make a salad lol, whatever. I been noping out at this point, long before this point, so Im like fuck it, Im gonna smoke my weed around her, thinking that would turn her off from me lol. Nope, her ex smoked cigs like crazy lol. So then, I start chugging whiskey lolol. That didn't phase her much either lol. She goes to bed at 10 on a Saturday, but again, stayed on her phone. Even though I brushed my teeth, she still said I smelled like whiskey hahahahaha. Next day, I take her home, with no intentions of picking her up again. I told her I was blocked in after getting back, and I really was lol. But I parked so I would be hahaha. She ain't the one, fo' sho'.

Apologies for the long paragraph hahaha.
I can see why she's divorced.

Blazor

Quote from: Reggie Essent on August 06, 2025, 07:42:56 PMLOL! Dude!  She ain't the one.  I'd have probably just took her home when she pulled the "take me to Gabes" thing.

Oh I was SO ready to take her ass home hahaha. I knew I wasn't sticking my dick in that, don't want her to get attached!!! hahaha. I didn't do ANY affection, though it was tempting. I resisted, so to not give her any ideas.
I've come here to chew bubble gum, and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum.

Blazor

Quote from: Shen Li on August 06, 2025, 09:22:43 PMThat is their repution-demanding as hell.

There are some good Chink women like moi. However, avoid Beijing and Shanghai women.

Aaaaaaah, that she was, super needy, and demanding. Got it, no Beijing, no Shanghai!
I've come here to chew bubble gum, and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum.

Blazor

Quote from: Shen Li on August 06, 2025, 09:23:52 PMI can see why she's divorced.

She said he had mental issues hahaha. I'm wondering if its the other way around hahaha.
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Herman

Quote from: Blazor on August 06, 2025, 11:27:14 PMShe said he had mental issues hahaha. I'm wondering if its the other way around hahaha.
From a glance at one of your posts, she is a nutter.
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