A man was raking leaves in his backyard when he hears some sniffling and crying coming from over the fence. He looks over into the next yard to see little Johnny in tears, using a shovel to fill in a large hole underneath a tree.

With sympathy, the man asks kindly, "Oh no, little Johnny, what's wrong? What happened?"

Little Johnny looks up at him with tears streaming down his face and his nose running. "My goldfish died," he says between sobs in a small, shaky voice. "I'm burying him beneath this pine tree because he could see it from his aquarium through my bedroom window."

"Oh, I'm so sorry, little Johnny. That's a great way to honor him, though. I'm sure he would've liked that."

The neighbor watches in respectful silence until little Johnny finishes filling in the hole and steps back. But something catches the man's attention. "Uh, little Johnny..... isn't that an awfully big hole just to bury a little goldfish in?"

Little Johnny looks up and glares at the man through his tears.
"He's still inside your damn cat."

Quote from: Herman on September 13, 2025, 07:41:50 PM

Vancouver looks like SagFagcistern.

Quote from: Lokmar on September 15, 2025, 10:53:04 PMVancouver looks like SagFagcistern.

Unfortunately that is every major city in Canada now. Drugs and unsustainable immigration for the win.

Amen.