You must insult the person above you.

Shen Li · October 14, 2025, 10:42:28 PM

What inspires Prof to get out of bed every day?

His bladder mostly.

Renegade Quark · October 15, 2025, 12:20:05 AM

Is the reason why they print "DO NOT EAT" on the dessicant packets found in pill bottles.

Shen Li · October 15, 2025, 01:18:32 AM

At the bank RQ told the teller he'd like to open a joint account.

The teller asked him with whom?

RQ replied whoever has lots of money.

Prof Emeritus at Fawk U · October 15, 2025, 09:23:49 AM

If you take her to a dinner by candlelight, blow out the candle near her or her breath becomes a flamethrower.

Shen Li · October 15, 2025, 09:30:09 PM

Prof joined a dating site for people his age.
It's called Carbon Dating.

Prof Emeritus at Fawk U · October 18, 2025, 11:06:48 PM

On her previous visit to her gynecologist, he had her in the stirrups and said "Hello, hello". She asked him "Why did you say that twice?" and he replied "I only said it once".

Shen Li · October 18, 2025, 11:32:38 PM

Prof was buying a banana, an apple and two eggs. The cashier said: "you must be single"
Prof asked: "Wow how did you know that?"
Cashier: " Because you're ugly."

Renegade Quark · October 21, 2025, 11:01:27 PM

Has pleats in her belly fat.

Shen Li · October 21, 2025, 11:09:08 PM

RQ met his wife at a single's night.

He was surprised as he thought she was at home with the kids.

Renegade Quark · October 21, 2025, 11:35:45 PM

Her cankles have cuffs.

Shen Li · October 21, 2025, 11:58:53 PM

RQ just came across his wife's Tinder profile and he's angry about her lies. She is not "fun to be around."

J E B Stuart · Reply #806 - Re: You must insult the person above you.

Is thoroughly pissed that Guinness World Records still refuses to recognize her claim of having sat upon 7,749 faces (and counting). The Committee noted among other things that her application appeared to be padded with an inordinately high number of unconscious skid row residents and medical school cadavers.

Amen.

Prof Emeritus at Fawk U · Reply #807 - Re: You must insult the person above you.

Mixes rum, OJ, and nitroglycerin and calls it a "Venezuelan drug boat".

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