I was thinking these robots are really skinny, petite people who have been enslaved and sealed inside the robotic body and the app is administering electric shocks to control them. The odds are also good some elderly woman will buy it and it will either start a fire and burn the house down or murder her while she sleeps.

Quote from: It's Poppy on October 30, 2025, 10:07:29 AMI was thinking these robots are really skinny, petite people who have been enslaved and sealed inside the robotic body and the app is administering electric shocks to control them. The odds are also good some elderly woman will buy it and it will either start a fire and burn the house down or murder her while she sleeps.

Nope, I would never have one in the house for just that reason. Robot logic - Human is old - Human is unhappy being old - I must make human happy - find a pillow.

Quote from: It's Poppy on October 30, 2025, 10:07:29 AM

I was thinking these robots are really skinny, petite people who have been enslaved and sealed inside the robotic body and the app is administering electric shocks to control them. The odds are also good some elderly woman will buy it and it will either start a fire and burn the house down or murder her while she sleeps.

I don't know. I would want it doing more chores than what it can do.

Quote from: It's Poppy on October 30, 2025, 10:07:29 AM

I was thinking these robots are really skinny, petite people who have been enslaved and sealed inside the robotic body and the app is administering electric shocks to control them. The odds are also good some elderly woman will buy it and it will either start a fire and burn the house down or murder her while she sleeps.

I don't have a need for that toy.

Quote from: It's Poppy on October 30, 2025, 10:07:29 AM

I was thinking these robots are really skinny, petite people who have been enslaved and sealed inside the robotic body and the app is administering electric shocks to control them. The odds are also good some elderly woman will buy it and it will either start a fire and burn the house down or murder her while she sleeps.

How much does it cost?

Quote from: formosan on October 31, 2025, 08:40:55 AMHow much does it cost?

20,000

Quote from: It's Poppy on October 30, 2025, 10:07:29 AM

I was thinking these robots are really skinny, petite people who have been enslaved and sealed inside the robotic body and the app is administering electric shocks to control them. The odds are also good some elderly woman will buy it and it will either start a fire and burn the house down or murder her while she sleeps.

When they come out with the black model, I'm gonna make it wear chains all day long and call it niggeR. Then I'm going to move the lawnmower from the shed to the garage and make it sleep in the shed. Once its good and feral, I'll sent it on a rampage throughout liberal cities and cackle like satan when he created Comcast.

So now instead of only spying on you anonymously at a distance, for the low low price of $20k your assigned NSA agent will move into your home, engage you in idle chitchat, and do a few simple chores for you as well?

Bargain.

Quote from: It's Poppy on October 31, 2025, 09:46:05 AM20,000

It is an overpriced toy that can be used by progtards to spy on people.

Quote from: Garraty_47 on October 31, 2025, 10:28:39 AMSo now instead of only spying on you anonymously at a distance, for the low low price of $20k your assigned NSA agent will move into your home, engage you in idle chitchat, and do a few simple chores for you as well?

Bargain.

Yea, but its gonna give everyone a reach around while using it. The model sold to women will likely be equipped with he vagina destroyer 3000 so bitches wont GAF either.

Quote from: It's Poppy on October 31, 2025, 09:46:05 AM20,000

Too expensive.

This is interesting -

Quote from: Oliver the Second on November 01, 2025, 02:06:28 PMThis is interesting -

The only mistake I wanna see is when it goes rogue and starts plugging some hoe in the ass or pinches up its butt cheeks and rips some faggits dick off!!! 

You know it would really be terrible if someone 'accidentally' hacked into one of these things, watched the homeowner open the safe, wrote down the combination, sent the robot in later to open the safe and grab everything and stash it outside where someone could walk by and pick it up...

Yup, that would be just terrible indeed.

Quote from: Oliver the Second on November 01, 2025, 05:04:34 PMYou know it would really be terrible if someone 'accidentally' hacked into one of these things, watched the homeowner open the safe, wrote down the combination, sent the robot in later to open the safe and grab everything and stash it outside where someone could walk by and pick it up...

Yup, that would be just terrible indeed.

   

Dude, this shit is gonna happen as certain as the sun rises and sets. As sure as giving illegals drivers licences to drive OTR trucks was going to kill people. As sure as illegals were gonna vote in our elections. As sure as niggeRs gonna steal in spite of getting hand outs. As sure as....., well, you get the idea.