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Started by wizer, November 03, 2025, 03:12:28 AM

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Garraty_47

Quote from: wizer on Today at 10:53:06 AMAre you in Customer Service? I'm working a theory.

LoL nah.

I'm far too honest to work in retail, especially a position that's customer-facing. Even as a teen when I delivered pizzas for awhile they made me stop topping pizzas between deliveries because I refused to *only* put on as much cheese etc. as per recommended specs. I couldn't cheat people like that.

wizer

How is that cheating? If the pizza place says "put this much cheese on the pizzas" then that's what you're expected to do as an employee. If anything you're cheating your company by costing them more in supplies by making the pizza what you think it should be. Sort of like I'm doing with this forum but not with cheese or other toppings.

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Garraty_47

Quote from: wizer on Today at 11:34:07 AMHow is that cheating?

If I can look at it and think "Dude, that is NOT enough cheese for anybody" they're cheating people.

If the company required we flick a booger on every pie before putting it in the oven I guess you'd have no problem with it because corporate is *never* wrong, eh?

Reckon I'm just built different.

wizer

Quote from: Garraty_47 on Today at 11:40:31 AMIf I can look at it and think "Dude, that is NOT enough cheese for anybody" they're cheating people.

If the company required we flick a booger on every pie before putting it in the oven I guess you'd have no problem with it because corporate is *never* wrong, eh?

Reckon I'm just built different.

Yes we're different. Your perception of insufficient cheese verses my perception of flicking a booger onto a pizza aren't quite the same thing.
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Garraty_47

Quote from: wizer on Today at 11:41:59 AMYes we're different. Your perception of insufficient cheese verses my perception of flicking a booger onto a pizza aren't quite the same thing.

In this context they're comparable.

Corporate sez cheat 'em on the cheese or flick a booger on it.
Both are wrong. I would (and in one case did) refuse to comply.

Viva la difference.

wizer

Quote from: Garraty_47 on Today at 11:45:01 AMIn this context they're comparable.

Corporate sez cheat 'em on the cheese or flick a booger on it.
Both are wrong. I would (and in one case did) refuse to comply.

Viva la difference.

Did you ever consider quitting and working for a different company rather than defying direct orders from a superior you didn't agree with?
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Brent

Quote from: wizer on November 12, 2025, 12:41:29 PMBut does the box with the alerts in it look weird, like a white box with lines under the letters that are so light they are barely visible?
I clicked on it a few seconds ago and no.

wizer

Quote from: Brent on Today at 11:49:47 AMI clicked on it a few seconds ago and no.

But did you have an active Alert prior to clicking on it?
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Brent

Quote from: wizer on Today at 11:51:56 AMBut did you have an active Alert prior to clicking on it?
Yes, two alerts. Both from you.

Garraty_47

Quote from: wizer on Today at 11:46:41 AMDid you ever consider quitting and working for a different company rather than defying direct orders from a superior you didn't agree with?

Dude.
I delivered pizzas while waiting for the date to start USAF basic training.
It's not like I was on a career path in the pizza restaurant industry.

And, don't forget, they forbade me to top pizzas between deliveries thus solving the toppings controversy. Obviously they valued my delivery skillz enough to work around my realistic view of pizza toppings portions.

I regret nothing.

wizer

Quote from: Garraty_47 on Today at 12:08:52 PMDude.
I delivered pizzas while waiting for the date to start USAF basic training.
It's not like I was on a career path in the pizza restaurant industry.

And, don't forget, they forbade me to top pizzas between deliveries thus solving the toppings controversy. Obviously they valued my delivery skillz enough to work around my realistic view of pizza toppings portions.

I regret nothing.

So you steal toppings from the rich and give toppings to the poor, you're sort of like Pizzahood.

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Garraty_47

Quote from: wizer on Today at 12:10:54 PMSo you steal toppings from the rich and give toppings to the poor, you're sort of like Pizzahood.

YOU get a pepperoni!
YOU get a pepperoni!
AND YOOOU get a pepperoni!

LoL

No wait... that could be misconstrued; maybe I should edit it?

Nah. <clicks Poast>

wizer

Quote from: Garraty_47 on Today at 12:15:13 PMYOU get a pepperoni!
YOU get a pepperoni!
AND YOOOU get a pepperoni!

LoL

No wait... that could be misconstrued; maybe I should edit it?


You did it for the power trip.

Admit it.

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Garraty_47

Quote from: wizer on Today at 12:16:18 PMYou did it for the power trip.

Admit it.

You say "power trip", I say "warm fuzzies".

Another difference revealed.

wizer

Quote from: Garraty_47 on Today at 12:17:51 PMYou say "power trip", I say "warm fuzzies".

Another difference revealed.

It's just not going to work out between us, is it.

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