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Reggie Essent

Quote from: Blazor on Today at 07:01:27 PMSo being direct it is!  :crampe:

I knew this guy who used to walk up to chicks in the bar, look them up and down, and right out ask "You wanna fuck?"

Nine times out of ten he got rejected or outright slapped across the face ... but that tenth time he'd score.

Lokmar

Quote from: Reggie Essent on Today at 07:16:31 PMI knew this guy who used to walk up to chicks in the bar, look them up and down, and right out ask "You wanna fuck?"

Nine times out of ten he got rejected or outright slapped across the face ... but that tenth time he'd score.

My old room mate and I were cruising the strip back in the day and this gal we all called "Icky Vicky" drove up along side. He rolled the window and shouted "Hey, wanna fuck?". She said "Follow me to my house!". And so we did and he fucked her.

Herman

Quote from: Blazor on Today at 01:28:06 AMOk! But I doubt any of these gals will fit down my chimney, they bigger than the jolly man himself!

.... are you drooling at the thought of these ginormous buffalo gals..... you are, I can tell, lulz. Not gonna lie, I think the White ones are bigger than the Black ones, but that could be just from what I've observed. Don't worry, some big ol' chocolate drops still waiting for ya bro lol.

You would be proud of me, I've swiped on some colored gals, but they ain't thick, I tell ya that lol.


I don't like buffalo gals. I like curvy Coloured gals.
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Herman

Quote from: Reggie Essent on Today at 07:16:31 PMI knew this guy who used to walk up to chicks in the bar, look them up and down, and right out ask "You wanna fuck?"

Nine times out of ten he got rejected or outright slapped across the face ... but that tenth time he'd score.
I used to do that. I lived and worked all over the world. Some places that technique would be fifty-fifty or better. Latin America and Africa for sure. Even when I got rejected by gals in those places they would say I want to fuck but I am looking for something better. I would prefer the slap.