Quote from: Blazor on November 20, 2025, 07:01:27 PMSo being direct it is! 

I knew this guy who used to walk up to chicks in the bar, look them up and down, and right out ask "You wanna fuck?"

Nine times out of ten he got rejected or outright slapped across the face ... but that tenth time he'd score.

Quote from: Reggie Essent on November 20, 2025, 07:16:31 PMI knew this guy who used to walk up to chicks in the bar, look them up and down, and right out ask "You wanna fuck?"

Nine times out of ten he got rejected or outright slapped across the face ... but that tenth time he'd score.

My old room mate and I were cruising the strip back in the day and this gal we all called "Icky Vicky" drove up along side. He rolled the window and shouted "Hey, wanna fuck?". She said "Follow me to my house!". And so we did and he fucked her.

Quote from: Blazor on November 20, 2025, 01:28:06 AMOk! But I doubt any of these gals will fit down my chimney, they bigger than the jolly man himself!

.... are you drooling at the thought of these ginormous buffalo gals..... you are, I can tell, lulz. Not gonna lie, I think the White ones are bigger than the Black ones, but that could be just from what I've observed. Don't worry, some big ol' chocolate drops still waiting for ya bro lol.

You would be proud of me, I've swiped on some colored gals, but they ain't thick, I tell ya that lol.

I don't like buffalo gals. I like curvy Coloured gals.

Quote from: Reggie Essent on November 20, 2025, 07:16:31 PMI knew this guy who used to walk up to chicks in the bar, look them up and down, and right out ask "You wanna fuck?"

Nine times out of ten he got rejected or outright slapped across the face ... but that tenth time he'd score.

I used to do that. I lived and worked all over the world. Some places that technique would be fifty-fifty or better. Latin America and Africa for sure. Even when I got rejected by gals in those places they would say I want to fuck but I am looking for something better. I would prefer the slap.

Quote from: Reggie Essent on November 20, 2025, 07:16:31 PMI knew this guy who used to walk up to chicks in the bar, look them up and down, and right out ask "You wanna fuck?"

Nine times out of ten he got rejected or outright slapped across the face ... but that tenth time he'd score.

My friend said to do that too lol.

Quote from: Herman on November 20, 2025, 09:27:09 PMI don't like buffalo gals. I like curvy Coloured gals.

I've seen your type. Wanna know what else is curvy... planets lol, unless you're into flat earth lol.

Quote from: Blazor on November 21, 2025, 11:31:38 AMI've seen your type. Wanna know what else is curvy... planets lol, unless you're into flat earth lol.

The only thing flat old Herman likes is a coffee table.

Quote from: Herman on November 21, 2025, 09:32:31 PMThe only thing flat old Herman likes is a coffee table.

And a pool table lol.

Where is Thanksgiving this year? Are you making your famous pumpkin roll?

Quote from: Shen Li on November 22, 2025, 10:29:54 PMWhere is Thanksgiving this year Blaze? Are you making your famous pumpkin roll?

Quote from: Shen Li on November 22, 2025, 10:29:54 PMWhere is Thanksgiving this year? Are you making your famous pumpkin roll?

Haha I am! And my baked beans lol. Gonna be at my sis-in-laws place.

Christmas prolly at my place, but depends how my surgery goes, might need help lol. Too funny, nurse asked if I would have someone with me for 24 hours to watch me, and I said "no, everyone is dead" 

Shit like this is why I have trust issues!

Quote from: Blazor on November 24, 2025, 12:41:45 PMHaha I am! And my baked beans lol. Gonna be at my sis-in-laws place.

Christmas prolly at my place, but depends how my surgery goes, might need help lol. Too funny, nurse asked if I would have someone with me for 24 hours to watch me, and I said "no, everyone is dead" 

When do you go under the knife?