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Started by Anonymous, March 13, 2020, 04:12:53 AM

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Blazor

#15
March 16, 2020, 11:25:48 AM
Next people will be buying up MREs for the toilet paper square lol.
I've come here to chew bubble gum, and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum.

kiebers

#16
March 16, 2020, 02:19:31 PM
Quote from: "Blazor"Next people will be buying up MREs for the toilet paper square lol.

I saw on ebay someone selling 4 squares of toilet paper for 99 cents plus 59 cents shipping. I know it has to be a joke but they have sold 24 units so far.



https://www.ebay.com/itm/TOILET-PAPER-Quilted-Northern-tissue-4-SQUARES-Certified-Virus-Free/254540112962?hash=item3b43c5e442:g:NRoAAOSwGTxebEB5">https://www.ebay.com/itm/TOILET-PAPER-Q ... SwGTxebEB5">https://www.ebay.com/itm/TOILET-PAPER-Quilted-Northern-tissue-4-SQUARES-Certified-Virus-Free/254540112962?hash=item3b43c5e442:g:NRoAAOSwGTxebEB5
I've learned that if someone asks you a really stupid question and you reply by telling them what time it is, they'll leave you alone

Blazor

#17
March 16, 2020, 02:47:29 PM
Quote from: "kiebers"
Quote from: "Blazor"Next people will be buying up MREs for the toilet paper square lol.

I saw on ebay someone selling 4 squares of toilet paper for 99 cents plus 59 cents shipping. I know it has to be a joke but they have sold 24 units so far.



https://www.ebay.com/itm/TOILET-PAPER-Quilted-Northern-tissue-4-SQUARES-Certified-Virus-Free/254540112962?hash=item3b43c5e442:g:NRoAAOSwGTxebEB5">https://www.ebay.com/itm/TOILET-PAPER-Q ... SwGTxebEB5">https://www.ebay.com/itm/TOILET-PAPER-Quilted-Northern-tissue-4-SQUARES-Certified-Virus-Free/254540112962?hash=item3b43c5e442:g:NRoAAOSwGTxebEB5




Thats crazy. I also seen some good memes lol....



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I've come here to chew bubble gum, and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum.

Berry Sweet

#18
March 16, 2020, 07:56:56 PM
Quote from: "Shen Li"
Quote from: "Mel"This is getting ridiculous now...  



People are hoarding toilet paper now.  I found some, but not in any bigger grocery stores, since those shelves are empty now.



I'm not worried, since if I have to, I'll wipe my ass with a damp cloth anyhow, which would actually provide superior ass cleansing.



Regardless...  Stop hoarding shit paper you cretins.  If the true apocalypse hits, toilet paper will be the least of your concerns!

I thought this thread was going to be about your bleeding shit shoot again. Did you ever get your leak fixed?


He'll never get it fixed, just for the sole purpose to be able to come here and talk about it.



Its best if Mel just goes ass up and someone presses a hot poker on his asshole to solve the problem.  Ptsssss...

Frood

#19
March 17, 2020, 08:09:09 AM
Quote from: "Mel"
Quote from: "Dinky Dazza"I have about 100 rolls of TP... but they were bought long before this fad...

It doesn't make sense to hoard this product though...



Water and a rag cleans the ass better.



If shit hits the fan, toilet paper is not something that would ever take up much space in a bug out bag!


I gave away 10 rolls to a group of oldies who were wiping their arses with wet dish rags...  ac_dunno
Blahhhhhh...

Anonymous

#20
March 17, 2020, 08:58:19 AM
I knew drinky dazza would be posting in this thread, it's right up his street

Frood

#21
March 17, 2020, 09:54:17 AM
Quote from: "Guest"I knew drinky dazza would be posting in this thread, it's right up his street


Whoa...cowboi...













...it ain't easy street...
Blahhhhhh...

Blazor

#22
March 17, 2020, 10:05:13 AM
Quote from: "Dinky Dazza"
Quote from: "Mel"
Quote from: "Dinky Dazza"I have about 100 rolls of TP... but they were bought long before this fad...

It doesn't make sense to hoard this product though...



Water and a rag cleans the ass better.



If shit hits the fan, toilet paper is not something that would ever take up much space in a bug out bag!


I gave away 10 rolls to a group of oldies who were wiping their arses with wet dish rags...  ac_dunno


 :smiley_thumbs_up_yellow_ani:





I have 6 rolls left. Can you imagine my panic when my gf and my son's gf decided to start having their period this week!! I had 12 rolls just a week ago lol. I keep trying to tell them GO EASY!!!
I've come here to chew bubble gum, and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum.

Frood

#23
March 17, 2020, 10:21:16 AM
Quote from: "Blazor"
Quote from: "Dinky Dazza"
Quote from: "Mel"
Quote from: "Dinky Dazza"I have about 100 rolls of TP... but they were bought long before this fad...

It doesn't make sense to hoard this product though...



Water and a rag cleans the ass better.



If shit hits the fan, toilet paper is not something that would ever take up much space in a bug out bag!


I gave away 10 rolls to a group of oldies who were wiping their arses with wet dish rags...  ac_dunno


 :smiley_thumbs_up_yellow_ani:





I have 6 rolls left. Can you imagine my panic when my gf and my son's gf decided to start having their period this week!! I had 12 rolls just a week ago lol. I keep trying to tell them GO EASY!!!


Photoshop a toilet roll meme and print it out/laminate it/stick it on the toilet wall....



"Slow my Roll"
Blahhhhhh...

Frood

#24
March 17, 2020, 10:31:41 AM
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Blahhhhhh...

Anonymous

#25
March 17, 2020, 10:54:06 AM
I stopped at a Safeway on the way home and surprisingly they had toilet paper in stock......no hand wipes though.

Blazor

#26
March 17, 2020, 10:55:34 AM
Quote from: "Dinky Dazza"https://i.postimg.cc/vmXSrdrg/v3imagesbin1f0e32b146ef0cd4b2c0c1b4079d5ba1-qd016bc8b44c8v0fyt2.jpg">


 :roll:  :roll:  :roll:



I love it lol.
I've come here to chew bubble gum, and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum.

Anonymous

#27
March 17, 2020, 11:41:16 AM
The corner shops still have bog ro, calm down

Anonymous

#28
March 17, 2020, 03:15:51 PM
Quote from: "Fashionista"I stopped at a Safeway on the way home and surprisingly they had toilet paper in stock......no hand wipes though.

I am back on the farm now. They were fully stocked at the liquor store.

Vancouver

#29
March 17, 2020, 08:05:58 PM
Quote from: "Mel"This is getting ridiculous now...  



People are hoarding toilet paper now.  I found some, but not in any bigger grocery stores, since those shelves are empty now.



I'm not worried, since if I have to, I'll wipe my ass with a damp cloth anyhow, which would actually provide superior ass cleansing.



Regardless...  Stop hoarding shit paper you cretins.  If the true apocalypse hits, toilet paper will be the least of your concerns!

Lots of toilet paper here at canadian tire and safeway. We make the Purex toilet paper in New West. That's like 40mins from Vancouver. We will never run out. They just keep restocking
Time is malleable
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