I've been busy shitting all over piss stained liberals

[Anonymous]

The way issues are debated at BF are non sequiturs..



A Republican governor withdraws from the Paris Agreement and the takeaway from that is he shouldn't be entitled to federal natural disaster relief??



Somehow natural disasters won't happen if the governor feigns support for that agreement?



This is just one example of many of why one should never discuss politics on BF.

That makes no sense. Who said this?

Holliday1881

Never heard of him. Does he have a handle here?

No, he doesn't, but he may have lurked here and even posted as a guest.



Seamajor is being punished......ten days in their version of this sub for chasing posters around he doesn't like and spamming threads.

[Anonymous]

Sea Dunce joins every forum and gets banned or disciplined at every one of them. Stupid and thin-skinned. That is not exactly what draws people to forums.

[cw_]

I am drawn here by Herman.

Herman's voice is like a 'Siren song' luring me in. I've been shipwrecked here for weeks now and I can't leave... I don't want to leave

[cc]

hmmmm  ac_smile

[Anonymous]

I am drawn here by Herman.

Herman's voice is like a 'Siren song' luring me in. I've been shipwrecked here for weeks now and I can't leave... I don't want to leave

Really cw_?



I think you're a good contribitor, but I think even Herman would be surprised by this.

[cw_]

N  ; )

[cw_]

Siren Song



This is the one song everyone

would like to learn: the song

that is irresistible:



the song that forces men

to leap overboard in squadrons

even though they see the beached skulls



the song nobody knows

because anyone who has heard it

is dead, and the others can't remember.



Shall I tell you the secret

and if I do, will you get me

out of this bird suit?



I don't enjoy it here

squatting on this island

looking picturesque and mythical



with these two feathery maniacs,

I don't enjoy singing

this trio, fatal and valuable.



I will tell the secret to you,

to you, only to you.

Come closer. This song



is a cry for help: Help me!

Only you, only you can,

you are unique



at last. Alas

it is a boring song

but it works every time.



-Atwood

[Anonymous]

Siren Song



This is the one song everyone

would like to learn: the song

that is irresistible:



the song that forces men

to leap overboard in squadrons

even though they see the beached skulls



the song nobody knows

because anyone who has heard it

is dead, and the others can't remember.



Shall I tell you the secret

and if I do, will you get me

out of this bird suit?



I don't enjoy it here

squatting on this island

looking picturesque and mythical



with these two feathery maniacs,

I don't enjoy singing

this trio, fatal and valuable.



I will tell the secret to you,

to you, only to you.

Come closer. This song



is a cry for help: Help me!

Only you, only you can,

you are unique



at last. Alas

it is a boring song

but it works every time.



-Atwood

Very nice cw_.

[Anonymous]

I am drawn here by Herman.

Herman's voice is like a 'Siren song' luring me in. I've been shipwrecked here for weeks now and I can't leave... I don't want to leave

I heard he's looking for someone new to shine his shitter.

[cw_]

lol   : D

[Anonymous]

I am drawn here by Herman.

Herman's voice is like a 'Siren song' luring me in. I've been shipwrecked here for weeks now and I can't leave... I don't want to leave

Really cw_?



I think you're a good contribitor, but I think even Herman would be surprised by this.

You can't blame any gal for that. They all think of me as a sophisticated, high falutin, uptown redneck.

[Anonymous]

I am drawn here by Herman.

Herman's voice is like a 'Siren song' luring me in. I've been shipwrecked here for weeks now and I can't leave... I don't want to leave

I heard he's looking for someone new to shine his shitter.

Old Herman is always accepting applications.

[Anonymous]

I am drawn here by Herman.

Herman's voice is like a 'Siren song' luring me in. I've been shipwrecked here for weeks now and I can't leave... I don't want to leave

Really cw_?



I think you're a good contribitor, but I think even Herman would be surprised by this.

You can't blame any gal for that. They all think of me as a sophisticated, high falutin, uptown redneck.

Of course.

 

[cc]

Sorry. I had forgotten about all those attributes  ac_smile

[Anonymous]

Sorry. I had forgotten about all those attributes  ac_smile

Ceec, how could you forget that.