I like Oak.

[Anonymous]

I hear you have diabetus.

 

[Anonymous]

This is a classic post from usenet by Cynth about birthday cakes. Figured it would go well in this thread.



Well, for 2.5 years Alanis Morissette has been having a bizarre custom,- farting on cream cakes... (beats me) It's amazing to see her taking off her pants, exposing her bare butt before me, then bending over, squating with her hairy butt to the cake, and vigorously breaking winds all over it. So one day while I was jeking the gherkin, she approached me, took a cake out of the frige, got undressed and carried out her constant ritual. I got suddenly so turned on, that my prick thought of punching my stretched pants, so I took 'em off. Astonished and grateful, I stared at my lover performing the ceremony easily and slowly, thanking holy ghost for her beauty. She bent down to place her ass in front of the cake, while I'm standing in the corner watching her drawing near, her slot and asshole are approximately 2-3 inches from the cake, waiting patiently for the digestion gases to accumulate, then be thrust out of her body to meet the beneign cake. She told me she'd had the beans, so she was equiped with a lot of farts just to be proud of. After she let out a silent one, felt only due to its odor, she broke winds loudly, about 5 or 6 in a row, every one of them sounded like a canon bombardment, or at least - a starting motorcycle. The last one lasted 7 whole seconds. Initially the scent was rancid, strong and condensed as the molecules were too dense. After a while when it began spreading, it has become eggy, gasoline-like and less offensive. After about 20 seconds it affected the whole place, not surprisingly turning me on. She raised from the bending position, getting up grinning. I kissed and hugged her passionately, thanking her for thrilling me, and rite at the same time felt like ejaculating my hot semen. As for the cake- after a few hours it was a total mess, having a hole poked in the midst, with a yellowish fluid running all over the icing,still carrying Alanis' wonderful smell. This even exceeded the arrousal I felt when a female young Danish tourist, sitting next to me at a bus from DC en route NYC, realeased a wet, juicy, 2 minutes lasting rancid rip next to me.

I see your Cynth and raise you a Derek and Clive...

[Oliver Clotheshoffe]

Couldn't help but laugh when I saw this headline -  



[size=150]Oak fire, California's largest this year, explodes in size; thousands flee, towns threatened [/size]



https://www.latimes.com/california/story/2022-07-23/wildfire-north-of-mariposa-marks-ominous-start-to-california-wildfire-season">https://www.latimes.com/california/stor ... ire-season">https://www.latimes.com/california/story/2022-07-23/wildfire-north-of-mariposa-marks-ominous-start-to-california-wildfire-season

[Aryan]

There's a joke about her diet and anal emissions in there somewhere.

[Anonymous]

I hear you have diabetus.

 

Which one of the voices in your head told you that. I heard from actual people you have a pimple problem and cannot grow a beard like a real man.

[Aryan]

 Never again will I have to be burdened with the revolting waft of human feces on the sea breeze...

So it isn't just a meme, Sick FagDisco is really that bad?

[Anonymous]

 Never again will I have to be burdened with the revolting waft of human feces on the sea breeze...

So it isn't just a meme, Sick FagDisco is really that bad?

It's that bad. I can't think of anywhere else on the planet where they hand out poo maps to tourists, not even in Calcutta.

[Anonymous]

So it isn't just a meme, Sick FagDisco is really that bad?

It's that bad. I can't think of anywhere else on the planet where they hand out poo maps to tourists, not even in Calcutta.

Are you talking about San Francisco?

[Biggie Smiles]

So it isn't just a meme, Sick FagDisco is really that bad?

It's that bad. I can't think of anywhere else on the planet where they hand out poo maps to tourists, not even in Calcutta.

But to hear shit balloons like oak tell it this is all just con propaganda

[Anonymous]

It's that bad. I can't think of anywhere else on the planet where they hand out poo maps to tourists, not even in Calcutta.

But to hear shit balloons like oak tell it this is all just con propaganda

It is San Fran. It's a hole for working class people. Rich progs live in gated communities away from the public toilets they call streets.

[Anonymous]

Actor Rob Schneider switched political parties from the Democratic Party to the Republican Party, explaining: "The state of California is a mess, and the super majority of Democrats is not working. I've been a lifelong Democrat and I have to switch over because it no longer serves the people of this great state.

[Oerdin]

So it isn't just a meme, Sick FagDisco is really that bad?

It's that bad. I can't think of anywhere else on the planet where they hand out poo maps to tourists, not even in Calcutta.

SF is indeed an open shithole filled with crime, used needles dumped every where, trash, and shit & piss all over.  Oh, and you can't forget the homeless encampments with open drug abuse.

[Dove]

They really have shit maps?

[Biggie Smiles]

Lmao. Shit maps.

[Anonymous]

It's that bad. I can't think of anywhere else on the planet where they hand out poo maps to tourists, not even in Calcutta.

SF is indeed an open shithole filled with crime, used needles dumped every where, trash, and shit & piss all over.  Oh, and you can't forget the homeless encampments with open drug abuse.

It's become a third world city.