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What Fifty Year Old Man Works in a Fast Food Joint

Started by Anonymous, July 16, 2022, 10:42:03 AM

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Quote from: Herman post_id=464727 time=1658020874 user_id=1689
Can anybody confirm or deny if old Martini is a deadbeat dad or not?

Oh ffs Herm. That accusation came out of the Dove/Martini affair. That was nauseating. Let's keep that can of worms sealed.

cw_

A tale told by two idiots.  Full of sound and fury.  Signifying nothing.  -  Fractured Shakespeare

Anonymous

Quote from: cw_ post_id=464730 time=1658021766 user_id=3226
A tale told by two idiots.  Full of sound and fury.  Signifying nothing.  -  Fractured Shakespeare

A perfect quote. That chapter in forum history made me gag.

Oliver Clotheshoffe

I grew up in Los Angeles and back when I was around fifty years old I went over there for a visit. Stopped by the In-N-Out burger where I would hang out when I was in High School and was standing in line to get lunch when the manager comes up and says "Hey didn't you go to so-and-so High School and have a brother named..." and I recognized him as an old High School pal. We chatted for a while and I told him about the different places I've lived and different jobs I've had and asked him what he'd been up to.



He said "Well I got out of High School and started working here and now I'm the manager. It's a great job because I get a free cheeseburger every day." I said "Oh you ever do anything else like drive a truck or something" and he said "No I've been working here for thirty years now..."



I said "Well it's been great seeing you again, take care and uh... enjoy making hamburgers... I guess..."



I haven't been back since.
Life is too short to be in a hurry

Oak

Quote from: "Shen Li" post_id=464580 time=1657995915 user_id=56
Quote from: Zetsu post_id=464577 time=1657995449 user_id=61




I think it's safe to say Herman is the most successful and has the highest worth in the society out of all the forum members here, while KM is most likely at the rock bottom or maybe even lower.

What I like about Herman is he doesn't brag about his wealth. Nobody wants to read that.


Ding ding ding ding...winner winner chicken dinner.



Only those with no class brag about their wealth.

Anonymous

Quote from: Oak post_id=464790 time=1658038422 user_id=3271
Quote from: "Shen Li" post_id=464580 time=1657995915 user_id=56


What I like about Herman is he doesn't brag about his wealth. Nobody wants to read that.


Ding ding ding ding...winner winner chicken dinner.



Only those with no class brag about their wealth.

That's because old Herman is a cultured redneck.

Oak

Quote from: Herman post_id=464795 time=1658047205 user_id=1689
Quote from: Oak post_id=464790 time=1658038422 user_id=3271




Ding ding ding ding...winner winner chicken dinner.



Only those with no class brag about their wealth.

That's because old Herman is a cultured redneck.


It's declasse to boast my dear.  You're not of low status.  You're good people, Herm.  acc_hugz

Breakfall

Quote from: Oak post_id=464798 time=1658050191 user_id=3271
Quote from: Herman post_id=464795 time=1658047205 user_id=1689


That's because old Herman is a cultured redneck.


It's declasse to boast my dear.  You're not of low status.  You're good people, Herm.  acc_hugz


Oh ello. Long time no hear?  :6:

Aryan

Looks like you've got some competition fella, and Herman's apparently loaded, so you're fucked.  :laugh3:

Zetsu

Quote from: Oak post_id=464790 time=1658038422 user_id=3271
Quote from: "Shen Li" post_id=464580 time=1657995915 user_id=56


What I like about Herman is he doesn't brag about his wealth. Nobody wants to read that.


Ding ding ding ding...winner winner chicken dinner.



Only those with no class brag about their wealth.


You're missing my point Oak, but anyways it's good to see around again, as long as you behave yourself this time.
Permanently off his rocker

Oak

Quote from: Zetsu post_id=464835 time=1658066791 user_id=61
Quote from: Oak post_id=464790 time=1658038422 user_id=3271




Ding ding ding ding...winner winner chicken dinner.



Only those with no class brag about their wealth.


You're missing my point Oak, but anyways it's good to see around again, as long as you behave yourself this time.


I'm not even aware of your point.  Don't tell me how to post.  Short of being banned, I will post when and where I please. It has nothing to do with you.

Zetsu

Quote from: Oak post_id=464890 time=1658082484 user_id=3271
Quote from: Zetsu post_id=464835 time=1658066791 user_id=61




You're missing my point Oak, but anyways it's good to see around again, as long as you behave yourself this time.


I'm not even aware of your point.  Don't tell me how to post.  Short of being banned, I will post when and where I please. It has nothing to do with you.


I'm not telling you how to post, to simply translate it;  I'm just saying I think you're fine when you don't go full vocal or into some crazy rage.
Permanently off his rocker

Oak

Quote from: Zetsu post_id=464926 time=1658084365 user_id=61
Quote from: Oak post_id=464890 time=1658082484 user_id=3271




I'm not even aware of your point.  Don't tell me how to post.  Short of being banned, I will post when and where I please. It has nothing to do with you.


I'm not telling you how to post, to simply translate it;  I'm just saying I think you're fine when you don't go full vocal or into some crazy rage.


There is something wrong with you snowflakes.  If you don't like a post and it intimidates you, scroll on.

Zetsu

Quote from: Oak post_id=464928 time=1658084453 user_id=3271
Quote from: Zetsu post_id=464926 time=1658084365 user_id=61




I'm not telling you how to post, to simply translate it;  I'm just saying I think you're fine when you don't go full vocal or into some crazy rage.


There is something wrong with you snowflakes.  If you don't like a post and it intimidates you, scroll on.


I welcome rational/constructive criticism that has a solid point, just not whining over petty factors, you need to understand this applies to "everyone".
Permanently off his rocker

Oak

Quote from: Zetsu post_id=464932 time=1658084661 user_id=61
Quote from: Oak post_id=464928 time=1658084453 user_id=3271




There is something wrong with you snowflakes.  If you don't like a post and it intimidates you, scroll on.


I welcome rational/constructive criticism that has a solid point, just not whining over petty factors, you need to understand this applies to "everyone".




I'm not sure what's not getting through to you, but what you like or dislike is not relevant to me.  It doesn't matter.  Get over yourself. Or don't. If you thinking that what you like matters to others, then go on with the delusion.

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