hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
SMF - Just Installed!
Forum gossip thread
Topic rating: 4.33
Replies: 12084
Total votes: : 6
Last post: December 23, 2024, 09:55:39 PM
Re: Forum gossip thread by Herman
Started by Frood, January 28, 2023, 04:45:42 AM
Previous topic - Next topic0 Members and 2 Window Lickers are viewing this topic.
Quote from: "Biggie Smiles" post_id=492899 time=1674932599 user_id=3214
seamajor got caught out there lusting over trannies
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Quote from: Frood post_id=492896 time=1674931975 user_id=1676Quote from: Dove post_id=492878 time=1674926400 user_id=3266
Quote from: Dove post_id=492878 time=1674926400 user_id=3266Quote from: Frood post_id=492877 time=1674926217 user_id=1676
I do those things anyway.
This phantom dream state reverse insemination should be a walk in the park!
Quote from: Dove post_id=492839 time=1674921174 user_id=3266Quote from: Guest post_id=492798 time=1674899880
The thought of giving birth through ones dick... the pain would be unbearable, but worth it when it came to firing the newborn and its attendant afterbirth out the ole spunk cannon.
Firen torpedo!
The pain is unbearable even doing it through a vagina. Watching troons talk about having periods and giving birth is so revolting and infuriating but I really think if they had to live in a real womans body for 90 days it would cure their gross fetish they have.
Quote from: JOE post_id=492927 time=1674936502 user_id=97Quote from: Dove post_id=492878 time=1674926400 user_id=3266
Quote from: Guest post_id=492934 time=1674941577Quote from: Dove post_id=492839 time=1674921174 user_id=3266
The pain is unbearable even doing it through a vagina. Watching troons talk about having periods and giving birth is so revolting and infuriating but I really think if they had to live in a real womans body for 90 days it would cure their gross fetish they have.
Ulcers can apparently mimic that level of pain, though I have my doubts. I had an ulcer for the longest time, it would flare periodically (initially around every eleven months or thereabouts) but the pain episodes would largely have corrected themselves before I could get in front of a general practitioner to find out what the hell was going on, which wasn't helpful. One of my earlier hospital stays, a nurse made the comparison between the two. I was in back arching agony from abdominal pain at the time, but I remember thinking that surely labour pains were worse. Well, it terms of pain level at least, because if we're to be honest here, you're forcing a watermelon out of a lemon sized hole which isn't exactly going to tickle. But at least you know you'll eventually be done and dusted with the worst of it, which was a consideration I did not have. I knew it wasn't labour because (duhh) "wrong equipment" and the five long hour sessions of sweating and writhing and of trying to find a position... any position... that offered even the slightest relief from that gut wrenching experience was all too often a nightly odyssey that ended with an hour or two of feeling like my guts were tearing loose from their moorings. Then I would void the contents of my stomach... violently... and be able to get a little shuteye for my troubles. It would be fourteen years of increasingly painful and frequent episodes like these before before anyone correctly diagnosed what was happening and treated it. Luckily I was in North America by then and had access to non-amoxycillin based treatments.
Even so, I doubt I'd have the pain tolerance for childbirth, though my endurance might stand me in good stead. Thankfully I won't ever have the occasion to find out... I can leave that sort of shit to the experts and tip my hat in respect of a job well done.
Quote from: Dove post_id=492941 time=1674943644 user_id=3266Quote from: Guest post_id=492934 time=1674941577
Ulcers can apparently mimic that level of pain, though I have my doubts. I had an ulcer for the longest time, it would flare periodically (initially around every eleven months or thereabouts) but the pain episodes would largely have corrected themselves before I could get in front of a general practitioner to find out what the hell was going on, which wasn't helpful. One of my earlier hospital stays, a nurse made the comparison between the two. I was in back arching agony from abdominal pain at the time, but I remember thinking that surely labour pains were worse. Well, it terms of pain level at least, because if we're to be honest here, you're forcing a watermelon out of a lemon sized hole which isn't exactly going to tickle. But at least you know you'll eventually be done and dusted with the worst of it, which was a consideration I did not have. I knew it wasn't labour because (duhh) "wrong equipment" and the five long hour sessions of sweating and writhing and of trying to find a position... any position... that offered even the slightest relief from that gut wrenching experience was all too often a nightly odyssey that ended with an hour or two of feeling like my guts were tearing loose from their moorings. Then I would void the contents of my stomach... violently... and be able to get a little shuteye for my troubles. It would be fourteen years of increasingly painful and frequent episodes like these before before anyone correctly diagnosed what was happening and treated it. Luckily I was in North America by then and had access to non-amoxycillin based treatments.
Even so, I doubt I'd have the pain tolerance for childbirth, though my endurance might stand me in good stead. Thankfully I won't ever have the occasion to find out... I can leave that sort of shit to the experts and tip my hat in respect of a job well done.
Well as a woman who have birth 4 times...naturally ...and three times with no epidural so I got the full experince....and who has also had kidney stones to the point of needing a tube through my actual fucking back....I can tell you this.
First....obstructed kidney stones IMO are worse than labor.
And a good mimicking of childbirth would actually be if you took the worst gas pain you've ever had and multiplied by about 100....to the point where your palms sweat and you go to your knees....and felt like you had a melon shaped bomb in your pelvic area....that's pretty much child birth.
Usually when I say "gas pain" people are like "awww man that's nothing".....I dont mean a few cramps. I mean like post surgery gas pain lol. Severe and crippling.
Quote from: Blazor post_id=493116 time=1675097155 user_id=2221
Lol too funny Frued. Maybe now you'll get a craving and try pineapple on pizzaac_dance
My wife, she craved pickles. She would put them on pizza. But the most disgusting, was using vanilla pudding as dip for pickles like chip hahaha.
Quote from: Dove post_id=493124 time=1675099635 user_id=3266Quote from: Blazor post_id=493116 time=1675097155 user_id=2221
Lol too funny Frued. Maybe now you'll get a craving and try pineapple on pizzaac_dance
My wife, she craved pickles. She would put them on pizza. But the most disgusting, was using vanilla pudding as dip for pickles like chip hahaha.
Yuck
I never eat fast food but during the first trimester I wanted a nacho bell grande so fucking bad. And I finally got one and the smell was gagging me.
So I took that shit into the bathroom with me and are it while I puked.
Page created in 0.416 seconds with 33 queries.