You must insult the person above you.

[Prof Emeritus at Fawk U]

Has halitosis so bad that wallpaper can be peeled by just one breath.

[Renegade Quark]

Amateur proctologist.

[Frood]

His idea of butt dialing needs an XL rubber and a phone set to vibrate.

[J E B Stuart]

Sued his insurance company, claiming its denial of coverage for his weekly "milking-the-prostate therapy" is in bad faith and injurious to his good health.  Is attempting to subpoena Seann William Scott to testify on his behalf, despite Scott's protective order against him for stalking.

Amen.

[Renegade Quark]

If he was a muskrat, he would chew off three of his legs and still have one caught in the trap.

[Frood]

If he was a Thanksgiving Day turkey, he'd get half baked then proceed to five finger his stuffing out of his own cloaca.

[Prof Emeritus at Fawk U]

His version of surf and turf is fish sticks with Spam.

[Reggie Essent]

Masturbates to Herman's "Dayum" thread.

[Herman]

Has a thing for my Coloured gals that I post.

[Renegade Quark]

Steam comes up from between his sheets in the wintertime like it comes off of a manure pit.

[J E B Stuart]

Dogs won't hump his leg because there are some things even a dog won't do.

Amen.

[Herman]

He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp posts - for support rather than illumination.

[Renegade Quark]

Uses they/them pronouns.

[Frood]

Watched "The Animal", got beaver milk confused with badger milk and went down on a crack whore.

[DKG]

Wears a tie while golfing.