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Describe your sex life....

Started by RW, December 09, 2015, 05:54:23 PM

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Angry White Male

Sex is too much work often times.  Bitch just lays there and lets me do all the work.



To be quite honest, it's just easier jacking off.  Less fucking work.

realgrimm

Quote from: "Angry White Male"Sex is too much work often times.  Bitch just lays there and lets me do all the work.



To be quite honest, it's just easier jacking off.  Less fucking work.






Really?... I had you more of Why Does It Hurt When I Pee-Frank Zappa

Angry White Male

I've fucked 'em all, from big to small.



Since I don't have Negro-sex-drive, I can live without.



Many man have encountered problems, since they like all the work involved in sticking their dicks into a hole that may even smell like tuna.



I am not one of them.  They also have kids that my tax dollars pay for.  Fuck them, fuck the sluts, and fuck the kids.  They aren't my fucking problem.

Anonymous

Quote from: "realgrimm"
Quote from: "Angry White Male"Sex is too much work often times.  Bitch just lays there and lets me do all the work.



To be quite honest, it's just easier jacking off.  Less fucking work.






Really?... I had you more of Why Does It Hurt When I Pee-Frank Zappa

 :laugh:

GORDY GAMBINO

I bet Flashy is as boring as in bed. Starfish. Pump, hump and dump that chink rump.
RW = ANAL SIZE WHORE

RW

Quote from: "GORDY GAMBINO"I bet Flashy is as boring as in bed. Starfish. Pump, hump and dump that chink rump.

You know Gordy, I bet you have shit breath and smell strongly of Vegemite and kangaroo piss but I keep it to myself.
Beware of Gaslighters!

GORDY GAMBINO

I bet you smell like mouldy parmesan cheese Tips and stale red wine.



I'd still root ya.



;)
RW = ANAL SIZE WHORE

kiebers

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I've learned that if someone asks you a really stupid question and you reply by telling them what time it is, they'll leave you alone

kiebers

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You will be banned until Fash gets here to fix your restrictions.
I've learned that if someone asks you a really stupid question and you reply by telling them what time it is, they'll leave you alone

Anonymous

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Quote from: "Twenty Dollars"
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Quote from: "Twenty Dollars".

Seems settings glitched. You are restricted to RR and post approval.


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You will be banned until Fash gets here to fix your restrictions.

Does TD have access to PP?

kiebers

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Quote from: "kiebers"
Quote from: "Twenty Dollars"
Quote from: "kiebers"
Quote from: "Twenty Dollars".

Seems settings glitched. You are restricted to RR and post approval.


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You will be banned until Fash gets here to fix your restrictions.

Does TD have access to PP?

No...never did, just here.
I've learned that if someone asks you a really stupid question and you reply by telling them what time it is, they'll leave you alone

Anonymous

Quote from: "kiebers"
Quote from: "seoulbro"
Quote from: "kiebers"
Quote from: "Twenty Dollars"
Quote from: "kiebers"
Quote from: "Twenty Dollars".

Seems settings glitched. You are restricted to RR and post approval.


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You will be banned until Fash gets here to fix your restrictions.

Does TD have access to PP?

No...never did, just here.

Could you imagine if that deranged idiot had our personal info?? We would all be in his photobucket account.

RW

As if he's the only one who saves pics.   :nea:
Beware of Gaslighters!

Anonymous

Quote from: "RW"As if he's the only one who saves pics.   :nea:

I can't speak for anyone else, but I can honestly say, that I haven't saved anyone's pic to a photo sharing  site.

RW

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Quote from: "RW"As if he's the only one who saves pics.   :nea:

I can't speak for anyone else, but I can honestly say, that I haven't saved anyone's pic to a photo sharing  site.

How about to your hard drive?
Beware of Gaslighters!