Pun of the Day

Anonymous · January 07, 2016, 04:13:56 PM

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Anonymous · January 08, 2016, 01:07:00 PM

I used to do balance and rotations at an auto shop. I felt like I was just spinning my wheels and I decided to retire.

Bricktop · January 08, 2016, 06:23:36 PM

Mexican Mot de Jour...whiskey.

I wanna open the door...whiskey do I use.

Anonymous · January 14, 2016, 12:17:10 AM

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Anonymous · January 18, 2016, 07:43:44 PM

Oops, I jumped into the pool with my watch on. I don't know if it is waterproof or not. I guess only time will tell.

keeper · January 18, 2016, 09:22:32 PM

What's the difference between JAM & JELLY

Odi can't jelly his dick in his bf ass.

ac_smile

Annie · January 18, 2016, 10:53:43 PM

My friend lost his left arm in an accident yesterday, but he's alright now.

Anonymous · January 18, 2016, 11:04:15 PM

~~Quote from: "GrAnnie"~~My friend lost his left arm in an accident yesterday, but he's alright now.

You had me worried GrAnnie, until I remembered the thread's title.

Annie · January 18, 2016, 11:18:01 PM

Ya, that's kind of a gruesome pun

Anonymous · January 18, 2016, 11:36:54 PM

~~Quote from: "GrAnnie"~~Ya, that's kind of a gruesome pun

One needs to remind themselves it is only a pun when reading it.

ac_smile

Annie · January 19, 2016, 12:18:52 AM

Exactly

Anonymous · January 19, 2016, 12:21:15 AM

Some of these puns are very funny..

I'm glad this thread was bumped.

Bricktop · January 19, 2016, 01:09:16 AM

God said to John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster instead.

Anonymous · January 19, 2016, 01:14:02 AM

~~Quote from: "Mr Crowley"~~God said to John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster instead.

I'm sorry Mr. Crowley, but I don't get it.

ac_dunno

Bricktop · January 19, 2016, 06:09:38 PM

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