ATTN: Renee and Tara

[RW]

I hope the door doesn't hit him in the ass on the way out.

[keeper]

I hope the door doesn't hit him in the ass on the way out.

I hope he gets caught half way through and it crushes his .. well you know  

[Anonymous]

I hope the door doesn't hit him in the ass on the way out.

I hope he gets caught half way through and it crushes his .. well you know  

Hello Keeper, nice to see you again.

 ac_hithere

[Odinson]

Realwoman is a very lovely lady...

[Renee]

I hope the door doesn't hit him in the ass on the way out.

I hope he gets caught half way through and it crushes his .. well you know  

Hey, Keeps.  ac_hithere

[J0E]

It's not penis size that matters to us "Eye-Tahlian" women.  It's the size of the asshole that penis is attached to that counts.



Now you know why you'll never get laid.

Butcha sure talk alot about gettin' it up the rear, eh 'Real?



Be careful, eh?  Remember what happened ta Farrah. She died of anal cancer, she shore did.

[Renee]

Oh good God.  

[Mel Gibson]

Joe is correct, you know.  Too much anal can lead to ass cancer.



At the very least, you'll probably have to wear diapers when you're older...

[Mel Gibson]

We are all familiar with the "Tena Twist" commercials, right?  They are sold under the impression that they're for pee pee dribbles.  Actually, stats have shown that the number one users of these and similar products, are dirty women that couldn't get enough anal in their younger years.  NOW they are paying the price, by shitting everywhere uncontrollably.  They shit all over the house...  All over the office...



I should've invested in adult diaper products, once I realized just how deviant the female sexual desire is...

[Renee]

Joe is correct, you know.  Too much anal can lead to ass cancer.



At the very least, you'll probably have to wear diapers when you're older...

So does alcoholism. Drunks are magnets for colon cancer. Enjoy your colostomy, rumpot.  

[cc]

......When even on this subforum, my posts require "moderator approval" by Diktator RW.....

We promoted her  from dick-tator to dick-chopperoffer



You have been warned

[RW]

ROFL!  

[Mel Gibson]

ROFL!  

It's not that funny.



Are you easily amused by things that aren't really funny?  Seems that way...

[Renee]

ROFL!  

It's not that funny.



Are you easily amused by things that aren't really funny?  Seems that way...

You know what's funnier, the idea that there will come a day when your neighbors will get a wiff of an nasty smell only to find you lying dead in a puddle of your own piss with a syringe hanging out of your arm.



That's fucking hilarious. Hopefully someone will take pics and share them with us.

[Mel Gibson]

Rest assured, Renee...  I will long outlive you.