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Single Straight Men who choose to be bachelors

Started by JOE, June 23, 2016, 02:10:22 PM

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smell the glove

#15
June 24, 2016, 06:55:07 AM
I feel like a fucking pervert for even looking at the highschool girls, but I'll be honest...



They often turn into fat slobs with six fucking kids during, or shortly after, school!



It's like if you don't get a good one from young on, you're fucked!

JOE

#16
June 24, 2016, 08:19:20 PM
Quote from: "smell the glove"NEVER settle.  NEVER get desperate.



Two of my friends, who not along ago entered their 40th year on this Earth, are the proud parents of young kids they didn't need, didn't ask for, and with women that I wouldn't touch with a fucking ten foot stick.  Fatts with Tatts!



Groce!



The Fatts love that they have the male "locked in."  My buddies?  Although they try to put a smile on their faces, they are not happy.



Women...  NOT EVEN ONCE!


I didn't intend this to be a thread belittling or attacking women.

Actually, I like most women I meet. I get along better with them than most men.

I just don't have the desire to replicate the examples you've cited.

It's a lotta work. And the financial burden is quite high.

At the same time, there may be personal rewards which I am not aware of.

But I don't think a guy should do it because "it's the thing to do."

Unprepared, he may be in for a rude surprise.

kiebers

#17
June 24, 2016, 08:59:32 PM
Quote from: "JOE"
I didn't intend this to be a thread belittling or attacking women.

*cough* bullshit *cough*

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I've learned that if someone asks you a really stupid question and you reply by telling them what time it is, they'll leave you alone

Anonymous

#18
June 26, 2016, 02:30:30 PM
Quote from: "kiebers"
Quote from: "JOE"
I didn't intend this to be a thread belittling or attacking women.

*cough* bullshit *cough*

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Joe hasn't been laid in decades and it's the fault of Western women for having high standards.

JOE

#19
June 26, 2016, 06:12:38 PM
Quote from: "Herman"
Quote from: "kiebers"
Quote from: "JOE"
I didn't intend this to be a thread belittling or attacking women.

*cough* bullshit *cough*

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Joe hasn't been laid in decades and it's the fault of Western women for having high standards.

So what happened to your first 'Western' woman/wife, Herman?

Did she kick you out of the house?

I guess you didn't measure up to her standards.



Oh well. I hope the alimony/child support didn't cost you too much.

Anonymous

#20
June 26, 2016, 06:17:56 PM
Quote from: "JOE"
Quote from: "Herman"
Quote from: "kiebers"
Quote from: "JOE"
I didn't intend this to be a thread belittling or attacking women.

*cough* bullshit *cough*

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Joe hasn't been laid in decades and it's the fault of Western women for having high standards.

So what happened to your first 'Western' woman/wife, Herman?

Did she kick you out of the house?

I guess you didn't measure up to her standards.



Oh well. I hope the alimony/child support didn't cost you too much.
I was 23 when my son was born. I had trouble keeping my dick in my frickin pants. Staying out of jail for beating up old wankers like you with no frickin game was a challenge too.

JOE

#21
June 26, 2016, 06:50:10 PM
...so you really got 'manhandled' by the EX, eh Herm?



Don't worry, yer not the only one.

I've seen many guys jes' like you down by the provincial court house in Vancouver.



Whenever I challenge traffic tickets, I see 'em lined up at the family court counter right next to traffic court.

It's like a revolving door. For every couple that gets married, another wants to unload their spouse.



And usually, it's the ex-wife who's got the man by the throat, like a dog on a leash.

An' they're beggin' fer mercy at the hands of the EX.



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She musta gotcha Good, eh Herm?



Well you know what my friend Harry sez, Man smart, Woman smarter.  :laugh:



">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7DK_qqDC1VE






Quote from: "Herman"
Quote from: "JOE"
Quote from: "Herman"
Quote from: "kiebers"
Quote from: "JOE"
I didn't intend this to be a thread belittling or attacking women.

*cough* bullshit *cough*

">
Joe hasn't been laid in decades and it's the fault of Western women for having high standards.

So what happened to your first 'Western' woman/wife, Herman?

Did she kick you out of the house?

I guess you didn't measure up to her standards.



Oh well. I hope the alimony/child support didn't cost you too much.
I was 23 when my son was born. I had trouble keeping my dick in my frickin pants. Staying put of jail for beating up old wankers like you with no frickin game was a challenge too.

Anonymous

#22
June 26, 2016, 06:58:41 PM
I was an unfaithful husband, but my ex and I are best friends today.



Have you ever had a female friend Joe? Have you ever had gal talk to you for free?

JOE

#23
June 26, 2016, 11:28:04 PM
Quote from: "Herman"I was an unfaithful husband, but my ex and I are best friends today.



Have you ever had a female friend Joe? Have you ever had gal talk to you for free?


LOL! You mean do I dial up a chat line? 1-800-SEX-CHAT? LOL! Ur too funny, man!

Sorry to disappoint, caint say I have, Herm. That'd be a riot though. Troll the person on the other line for a laugh. I've heard that there's a buncha men who pose as women on the chat lines and the guy thinks he's talkin to a woman. Too hilarious man.



Say, I jes' came back from a walk downtown Vancouver. There were some nice lookin' hookers walkin around. Lots of leg, spreadin' 'em, eh Herm? From what I gather, they're mostly Russian or Ukrainian. They got great legs your women. Ifya come ta Vancouver sometime with yer sweety, I'll show ya what I mean.



I'll tryin' not ta steal 'er away from ya Herm. But the sights 'n sounds of the West Coast are so seductive.

Especially fer Asian women. Its their natural habitat, ifya know what I mean, eh Herm?

RW

#24
June 26, 2016, 11:30:18 PM
So you want to steal Herman's wife Joe?  You couldn't even steal 2nd base FFS.



hahaha
Beware of Gaslighters!

Anonymous

#25
June 26, 2016, 11:42:32 PM
I can honestly say that Joe alone around my old lady does not make me jealous. A sixty year old guy who could not turn on a light bulb let alone a gal. She'd laugh at the old, ugly asexual dork. ac_toofunny

JOE

#26
June 26, 2016, 11:55:02 PM
Quote from: "Herman"I can honestly say that Joe alone around my old lady does not make me jealous. A sixty year old guy who could not turn on a light bulb let alone a gal. She'd laugh at the old, ugly asexual dork. ac_toofunny


Knowin' you, y'ad be goin' beserk, eh Buddy?

If I was alone with yer gal alone, you'd be calling me up every 5 minutes, checkin' up on us all the time.

...Green with envy, Red Hot with Jealousy.

I call that the 'JOE Effect'.

Anonymous

#27
June 26, 2016, 11:58:04 PM
Quote from: "JOE"
Quote from: "Herman"I can honestly say that Joe alone around my old lady does not make me jealous. A sixty year old guy who could not turn on a light bulb let alone a gal. She'd laugh at the old, ugly asexual dork. ac_toofunny


Knowin' you, y'ad be goin' beserk, eh Buddy?

If I was alone with yer gal alone, you'd be calling me up every 5 minutes, checkin' up on us all the time.

...Green with envy, Red Hot with Jealousy.

I call that the 'JOE Effect'.

The Joe effect. The reason hookers and Cialis exist. ac_lmfao

cc

#28
June 27, 2016, 12:26:21 AM Last Edit: June 27, 2016, 12:29:02 AM by cc
"The Joe effect"



:roll:
I really tried to warn y\'all in 49  .. G. Orwell

RW

#29
June 27, 2016, 12:27:46 AM
I was going to post the same thing but I couldn't stop laughing so you beat me to it.



 ac_lmfao
Beware of Gaslighters!
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