Predict something about the person above's future.

GORDY GAMBINO · December 01, 2016, 08:40:39 PM

Chokes to death on Aussie spring roll

Aryan · December 01, 2016, 08:44:57 PM

Will get beaten to a pulp by his ladyboy mistress again.

Bricktop · December 01, 2016, 08:46:59 PM

Will join the Tories.

Anonymous · December 01, 2016, 09:03:58 PM

Will convert to Islam.

Anonymous · December 02, 2016, 12:08:59 AM

Goes postal when he learns his retirement gift is a model train.

Berry Sweet · December 02, 2016, 04:39:40 PM

Lets a big fart just rip total madness

Anonymous · December 02, 2016, 04:44:22 PM

Will blame it on her cat when she lets one rip.

Anonymous · December 02, 2016, 04:53:14 PM

Will try to steal Berry's plump, juicy cat.

Bricktop · December 02, 2016, 06:13:21 PM

RW · December 02, 2016, 06:45:34 PM

Would eat my brussel sprouts.

Bricktop · December 02, 2016, 06:58:54 PM

Will be arrested, prosecuted and convicted of poisoning people at a social gathering with brussel sprouts.

RW · December 02, 2016, 07:04:34 PM

Will admire my Beer Pong Champion trophy tomorrow.

Bricktop · December 02, 2016, 08:06:43 PM

Will be arrested for drunk and disorderly in possession of offensive vegetables.

Anonymous · December 02, 2016, 08:41:02 PM

Will feed offensive vegetables to the parrots in his yard.

Bricktop · December 02, 2016, 08:55:20 PM

Will eat offensive vegetables, resulting in massive gastric flatulence whilst sleeping. Wakes up single.

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