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Started by Angry White Male, May 15, 2017, 07:59:49 PM

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Blurt

Yeah, I do like men. I'm just not sexually attracted to them.



Still, some of my best friends are men. Honestly.
Aimin\' to misbehave.

Anonymous

Quote from: "Blurt"Yeah, I do like men. I'm just not sexually attracted to them.



Still, some of my best friends are men. Honestly.

When and if you ever figure out what you like, my friend Fash lost a child. She won't get over that.

Angry White Male

Quote from: "Blurt"Yeah, I do like men. I'm just not sexually attracted to them.



Still, some of my best friends are men. Honestly.


Then why not keep your cock, if you like women?

Blurt

Yes, because there are no women out there who don't live for cock, right?



Your sexual parochialism is quaint, Mel.
Aimin\' to misbehave.

Blurt

Quote from: "Shen Li"
Quote from: "Blurt"Yeah, I do like men. I'm just not sexually attracted to them.



Still, some of my best friends are men. Honestly.

When and if you ever figure out what you like, my friend Fash lost a child. She won't get over that.

That makes about as much sense as a post by Gordy crossbred with Kam.



Your reading comprehension isn't very good, is it, Shen? More ESL, maybe?



If you can point out to me where--anywhere will do--I've ever said that I'm sexually attracted to anyone but women, I'll eat my hat. Hell! I'll even eat your hat.
Aimin\' to misbehave.

Angry White Male

Oh Blurt...



I hope you will one day find satisfaction and happiness...



Trust me...  I'm still seeking that myself.

Aryan

Blurt, if you fancy women, not men, then what on earth possesses you to dress up in a frock and heels?   Considering the fact most females aren't sexually attracted to people dressed like that?  You're much more likely to have drunken fellas like KAM or O.di (why does his name come up as alcoholic?  :laugh: ) drooling over your chin stubble and foundation.   :shock:

Renee

Quote from: "Blurt"
Quote from: "Shen Li"
Quote from: "Blurt"Yeah, I do like men. I'm just not sexually attracted to them.



Still, some of my best friends are men. Honestly.

When and if you ever figure out what you like, my friend Fash lost a child. She won't get over that.

That makes about as much sense as a post by Gordy crossbred with Kam.



Your reading comprehension isn't very good, is it, Shen? More ESL, maybe?



If you can point out to me where--anywhere will do--I've ever said that I'm sexually attracted to anyone but women, I'll eat my hat. Hell! I'll even eat your hat.


I hope your hungry because it's probably one of those big coolie hats.
\"A man\'s rights rest in three boxes. The ballot-box, the jury-box and the cartridge-box.\"

Frederick Douglass, November 15, 1867.


Anonymous

Quote from: "Blurt"
Quote from: "Shen Li"
Quote from: "Blurt"Yeah, I do like men. I'm just not sexually attracted to them.



Still, some of my best friends are men. Honestly.

When and if you ever figure out what you like, my friend Fash lost a child. She won't get over that.

That makes about as much sense as a post by Gordy crossbred with Kam.



Your reading comprehension isn't very good, is it, Shen? More ESL, maybe?



If you can point out to me where--anywhere will do--I've ever said that I'm sexually attracted to anyone but women, I'll eat my hat. Hell! I'll even eat your hat.

Blurt, ignore Shen Li.



If I was here last night, I would've thrown her in the cyber drunk tank.

Angry White Male

Quote from: "Renee"I hope your hungry because it's probably one of those big coolie hats.


I like you, Renee...  but it's 'you're.'

Renee

Quote from: "Angry White Male"
Quote from: "Renee"I hope your hungry because it's probably one of those big coolie hats.


I like you, Renee...  but it's 'you're.'


Now I feel a little sick.



This is my punishment for responding to this place during early mass.... :nea:
\"A man\'s rights rest in three boxes. The ballot-box, the jury-box and the cartridge-box.\"

Frederick Douglass, November 15, 1867.


Angry White Male

We all must live with the choices and decisions of past, Renee...

Renee

Quote from: "Angry White Male"We all must live with the choices and decisions of past, Renee...




A proper sentence would read "of THE past".



So much for Mr. Grammar Nazi..... :laugh3:



Have another beer Mel, the sun must almost be down where you are and you're still conscious.
\"A man\'s rights rest in three boxes. The ballot-box, the jury-box and the cartridge-box.\"

Frederick Douglass, November 15, 1867.


Anonymous

Quote from: "Renee"
Quote from: "Angry White Male"We all must live with the choices and decisions of past, Renee...




A proper sentence would read "of THE past".



So much for Mr. Grammar Nazi..... :laugh3:



Have another beer Mel, the sun must almost be down where you are and you're still conscious.

 :laugh:

Blazor

Quote from: "Fashionista"
I would give anything to have my daughter back.

 ac_crying


I hate to ask, but how old was she  :sad:  ?
I've come here to chew bubble gum, and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum.