I pissed the damn bed again...

[Angry White Male]

Yup, it's true.



I wanted to spend the evening drinking a few brews, and listen to Randy and the Rainbows, but now I wash sheets, and wait for the vinegar to dry.



You see, I believe vinegar neutralizes the piss, so I dumped a liter of Heinz Vinegar on the piss.  THAT should solve that problem!



Problem is, it will take some time for the vinegar to completely dry.  So now I can sit here listening to Denise, Denise, drinking a few brews, while the smell of vinegar is still wafting through the condo...



Denise, Denise, I'm so in love with you!   :sm(38):  :sm(38):  :sm(38):

[Anonymous]

Oh my goodness Mel..



Don't you think this is a clue you should give up alcohol?

[Angry White Male]

Oh my goodness Mel..



Don't you think this is a clue you should give up alcohol?

Good thing I'm single!



What kind of woman would want to wake up beside me drenched in my cold, wet piss!!!

[Anonymous]

Oh my goodness Mel..



Don't you think this is a clue you should give up alcohol?

Good thing I'm single!



What kind of woman would want to wake up beside me drenched in my cold, wet piss!!!

Maybe white chicks. They have low standards.

[Anonymous]

Oh my goodness Mel..



Don't you think this is a clue you should give up alcohol?

Good thing I'm single!



What kind of woman would want to wake up beside me drenched in my cold, wet piss!!!

Maybe white chicks. They have low standards.

 :001_rolleyes:

[Angry White Male]

I work with two guys that have Flip wives...  I wonder if I should go that route?  They're good house maids, and can deal with the pissed up bed.

[Anonymous]

I work with two guys that have Flip wives...  I wonder if I should go that route?  They're good house maids, and can deal with the pissed up bed.

I doubt that.

[Angry White Male]

Either way, the vinegar is working its magic, and I have a spare bed I can sleep on for a couple of days while the vinegar dries and neutralizes the piss!



The Kingsdown will be good as new soon!



It was time to wash the sheets anyhow...

[Anonymous]

Either way, the vinegar is working its magic, and I have a spare bed I can sleep on for a couple of days while the vinegar dries and neutralizes the piss!



The Kingsdown will be good as new soon!



It was time to wash the sheets anyhow...

That's good.

[Angry White Male]

One thing about me, is I don't need no babysitter...



This cowboy can take care of business.

[Anonymous]

One thing about me, is I don't need no babysitter...



This cowboy can take care of business.

 

[Anonymous]

One thing about me, is I don't need no babysitter...



This cowboy can take care of business.

What a typical white fucking idiot.

[Angry White Male]

I know!



A real manly white man would get his Asian bitch to handle the problem!

[Anonymous]

I know!



A real manly white man would get his Asian bitch to handle the problem!

Do you mean seoulbro?



You can't have him Mel, he's going to marry GORDY.

 

[Angry White Male]

I heard he was tying the knot with Gordy...



The news came as a shock to me, but who am I to interfere when it's true love?