I think the forums need to amalgamate...

[Anonymous]

Was it true that Obi was unconscious in the Murd pit for 24 hours yet managed to be the most active poster that day?

[Anonymous]

Flamers are too ignorant to save their own community and rely on Murdock's analysis expertise.  Trolls continue to blame flamers for killing teh game.

[Anonymous]

Murdock's anal

Wash your mouth out with Tabasco sauce, Mudcock isn't capable of delivering anything to do with anal.

[Biggie Smiles]

You mean like the ones you claim you didn't launch?

[Blurt]

Yeah, but you're a geezer. Ya got the time.



 :6:

At my age there ain't no extra time...

young geezer - you

geezer - me

old geezer - Bricktop

 ac_sothere

True.



Hey, speaking of passing the gas of time, you and I are about due for a chat on the blower, don't you think?

[Blurt]

You mean like the ones you claim you didn't launch?

[Blurt]

Well, that was certainly two and a half hours I'll never get back.  ac_unsure

 ac_toofunny  ac_toofunny



Well hello stranger... it's been a while  ac_wub

Hey there, Purdy Murdy.  



Are you still serving up some finger-lickin' Triple X casserole in that sweltering and very moist kitchen of yours while wearing nothing but a jeweled hair net and a saucy apron?



I'm starving.

[Frood]

Well, that was certainly two and a half hours I'll never get back.  ac_unsure

 ac_toofunny  ac_toofunny



Well hello stranger... it's been a while  ac_wub

Hey there, Purdy Murdy.  



Are you still serving up some finger-lickin' Triple X casserole in that sweltering and very moist kitchen of yours while wearing nothing but a jeweled hair net and a saucy apron?



I'm starving.

Problem is that she can't reach the oven door...

[Anonymous]

Well, that was certainly two and a half hours I'll never get back.  ac_unsure

I say that to myself every day...  

 So do all who live to see such times, but that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us.

[Blurt]

Well, that's certainly eleven seconds I'll never get back.

[Anonymous]

What's this you've pulled up

Something that clearly keeps reeling you back in, obviously. Are you getting any clearer idea of what Bonesaw was talking about when he told you I could make a living off eBaying your tears to the thirsty?

Was I supposed to yell "html edit" since you carefully cropped out the url address bar?



I won't. Mostly because it Looks like something I would have authored.

Or because too many people remembered it seeing it said in the first place. Yes, that seems more likely.

Quick, print out this post of me admitting to authoring it and ferry it on down to your local authorities so the police have something to make paper airplanes with.

Boy, you're really jonesing for me to make a LOLsuit out of it, aren't you? What's the matter there Jersey Gurl? Peeved that I didn't take your attack on Ceedub's sites personally enough for your impotent liking? Grow a set gurl, you lacked the werewithall to make me cry like you cried behind the safety or your registration wall, nuking someone else's sites only made you look desperate and claiming you needed to enlist help only made you look incompetent. Some troll, I sincerely hope the ghost of TV doesn't regard you as the best they had to offer, lol.

This is hysterical

I'd have said "mildly amusing", but only because I already regarded you as restarded. What's next? More nose lames for Peaches?

couch prostate toupee flying monkeys trucker cawk cawk cawwwwwwwwk

What's this, Benzover level word salad? Colour me surprised, I.... wait, no it all makes perfect sense when I remember how even he had your number with all those bath house jibes.

you don't know jack dick about how these systems work.

Apparently I'm not the only one. "Exhibit z"...

[Cronus]

Yeah, but you're a geezer. Ya got the time.



 :6:

At my age there ain't no extra time...

young geezer - you

geezer - me

old geezer - Bricktop

 ac_sothere

True.



Hey, speaking of passing the gas of time, you and I are about due for a chat on the blower, don't you think?

Indeed....

[Blurt]

[size=50]Something that clearly keeps reeling you back in, obviously. Are you getting any clearer idea of what Bonesaw was talking about when he told you I could make a living off eBaying your tears to the thirsty? Or because too many people remembered it seeing it said in the first place. Yes, that seems more likely. Boy, you're really jonesing for me to make a LOLsuit out of it, aren't you? What's the matter there Jersey Gurl? Peeved that I didn't take your attack on Ceedub's sites personally enough for your impotent liking? Grow a set gurl, you lacked the werewithall to make me cry like you cried behind the safety or your registration wall, nuking someone else's sites only made you look desperate and claiming you needed to enlist help only made you look incompetent. Some troll, I sincerely hope the ghost of TV doesn't regard you as the best they had to offer, lol. I'd have said "mildly amusing", but only because I already regarded you as restarded. What's next? More nose lames for Peaches? What's this, Benzover level word salad? Colour me surprised, I.... wait, no it all makes perfect sense when I remember how even he had your number with all those bath house jibes. Apparently I'm not the only one. "Exhibit z"....more or less assures us of this, the main difference being of course I was never trying to pass myself off as some super knowledgeable site techie magnate with a cushy job in some six by nine office cubicle. Your bragging was even more easily deconstructed than Cacksur's laughable claims of outselling HR Giger four to one with her fingerpaintings of polynesian mutants with bananas strapped to their special ed helmets. All it took was a few idle pokes to you "rep" and the whole edifice came crashing down around your ears. No wonder I have you begging me to file charges against you on Ceedub's behalf, at this point it's practically about the only thing conceivably capable of misdirecting attention away from your Eternal Fail. I never bothered to make the attempt. Never saw the point in it actually, not even when HC Strapons was plying me with various scripts aimed at taking out other peoples sites. Is he still posting over at your little hovel by the way? Ask him if he ever worked out the central weakness in his game... namely that taking down sites was only ever effective for the length of time before anyone could be bothered to restore a backup. No Jersey Gurl, I play to my strengths, making flamers laugh with me as I wind tards like you up into epic frothing fits of keyboard smashing fancy. Any victory you feel you achieved in this was entirely pryyhic. Two solid weeks attempting to take down two of Ceedub's websites, only to "succeed" by virtue of me turning the vBulletin off myself, effectively forcing you into cavorting ecstacies of damage control in spite of utterly failing to hand it on lock stock and barrel to Mudcock. Which, for the record would have been just as easily reversed since all Ceedub, Bonesaw or myself would have needed to do in that eventuality would to go into the back end of the site and take ownership back at the server level. A matter of a minute or two to locate the offending profiles, flipping a few permissions... and forcing the lowly tech monkey to revert back to more weeks of trying to assert his dominance over a piece of software he apparently doesn't know enough about to attain mastery over. Committed to the cause? Yeah, I guess you could say that you are. But here's the thing; the only reason you are that committed is because I gave you reason to be. And all I ever did was take the occasional pot shot at your expense. Words on a screen, my gurl... but apparently they got you so insanely demented that you elected to go hammer and tongs on a piece of property belonging to someone else and wave it about in my face screaming "see? This is what I did to yooooooo"... Couched in those terms, it should be obvious to all and sundry who the master and who the victim was. Apparently even that too has you frustrated beyond belief and I find myself wondering how long it's going to be before you too are begging Freud to appeal to my better nature, so I might modify my mockery of you to such an extent you aren't sharting blood every time you sit down in front of your browser to pretend you're the Yertle the Turtle of Flametown. Grab a pair of tweezers and get a grip on yourself, you pathetic excuse for a man. Your best wasn't good enough. If it's any consolation, you could disappear tomorrow and in five years nobody would remember who the fuck you were or even what you did. Me? I get the dubious distinction of being remembered both for my rhetoric and an entire pantheon of exploits, a good many which have been arbitrarily conferred upon me by friend and foe alike, never ending parades of hopefuls looking to try their luck (and invariably failing in their attempts) and as luck would have it, broken pieces of utter garbage like yourself who stroke your pussy and attempt to pass yourself off as Dr Claw and somehow only managing a bruised and battered Pepe the Frog caricature instead. Honk honk, little tranny, honk honk. Don't bother attempting to deny it. You'll never beat me, you're simply not equipped to. Even if you could have successfully bought allegiance from every failed troll you've launched since Sperging Groundz went live, I'd still be thumbing my nose and laughing in your face. Your attempts to pass off your cherished Staceys as "normal" do not impress me, not when your best play is to upend the playing field, running about like a chook with its head chopped off and sperging out because some icon didn't pat your fuzzy little head and tell you what a good boy you were. This is but a game, I've only ever played it for my own personal amusement and if that has your gonk nose out of joint then that's your affair and your problem. Same time tomorrow then?[[/size]

That's wherewithal and ecstasies.



Just trying to help, here.  

[Biggie Smiles]

Strapons

 

Tranny

 

cock

 

cock

4 quick examples of your ""flaming"" prowess lifted out of the last 3 oceans of man lust you authored each time your bowel movements decided to take a wrong turn and wind up splattered all over your keyboard.



Seems you're looking to share with us the fact that comfort food has been rooted deep in your  mind ever since being dumped on MSN for looking like a self immolated version of Meep Meep.



Is this is what you and the other basket apes who bounce around like corn kernels in a microwave at the thought of giving each other gratuitous reach-rounds call flaming? if that's the best you have to offer then I can see why you and the other equally impotent involuntary celibates would design to believe you're in a class all by yourself. But that has more to do with you being the social equivalent of a termite rather than any skills you think you may posses.

icon

"Icon". online? lol.



No, Sperm Cup, despite the word "icon" and idiot both leveraging the vowel "o" and beginning with letter "I" they most certainly do not have the same meaning. This is the God's honest truth my dirty little driftwood squatter with filthy suspenders on. A hard fact despite whatever it is the nursing assistants may be telling you to keep you calm as you shuffle your way to the community computer at rec time.


 

honk honk tranny girl honk honk

Why you'd think we'd be interested in the mating call of choice you use to garner the affections of pre operational ladyboys whenever you stroll  through tranny town looking for your next prostate fix  is anyone's guess.



Confusion I'm guessing. Considering your composure has been contorted into a pretzel for the two months since you ruined cw's website with your grave incompetence.



Other than the "mildly amussing" mental imagery of you perched on your peewee hermen "big" wheels clutching the bicycle horn in one hand, disability check in the other,  I'd say this revelation is just a total fail.



But to each is own I guess



Meep Meep You 90lb radiation burn victim Meep Meep


 

before anyone could be bothered to restore a backup.

Seems you didn't have one handy though which speaks to your intimate familiarity with frustration and fail. Sucks to be you. For a variety of reasons. One of those reasons being a family lineage littered with Ostrich DNA. But take comfort , Sum Failure, knowing that your disastrous tenure as a server admin ranks a far and distant 234,456,980 to your failures as a human being.  Meaning, you have bigger fish to fry and considering how heated you are at the moment over your own clandestine fuck up  I'd wager now is the time to put them on that birdcage chest you're trying to stick out with no success.



Just saying

Couched.

lol.. yeah you are. permanently it seems

Committed to the cause.

Here's a cause you may want commit yourself too instead of trying to run websites that make your look like a total  asshole for failing so marvelously. Start by brushing those two green teeth in your mouth that look like pine trees growing out of a cyst. So that should you ever manage to capture the attention of a female who is not being stalked by the ASPCA you don't assault her senses in surround smell with your deadly halitosis.



Just a thought, Sum Cuck.

A matter of a minute or two to locate the offending profiles, flipping a few permissions... and forcing the lowly tech monkey to revert back to more weeks of trying to assert his dominance over a piece of software he apparently doesn't know enough about to attain mastery over..

Don't know if anyone besides the ladyboy braiding your nose hairs now is going to get that part given the rolling and thunderous fits of epilepsy you're having here, but whatever, it's worth a shot I guess.



It's not like anyone, including you, can make you look like more of complete spastic degenerate low life that deserved to be shunned than two first cousins agreeing to pitch tent less than a mile from Chernobyl to start their family. Do give mum and dad my regards, will you?



Rum and asbestos on the rocks or just the usual lead paint smoothie?



But seriously here, Sum Cant, one is left to wonder if you truly aren't the incompetent digital cuckold I say you are, why, after failing miserably to apply an unsupported plugin to your hovel of online leprosy you didn't simply recover in "a minute or two"?



Or is this reference to a "minute or two" just a  Freudian slip which is actually a reference to how long it takes for you to bust some cheese curd into your panties whenever that ladyboy is violently beating your prostate like a speed bag?

No Jersey Gurl, I play to my strengths,..

That strength being a deep familiarity with what Evil Blood's testicles happen to smell like on any given day I'm sure. Considering whenever you bend on both knees to have your throat plunged like a toilet you'd prop your nostrils open with toothpicks just so you wouldn't miss a single pleasure during the experience.



Does he ever bother to call the next day?



Just "mildly" curious is all

Me? I get the dubious distinction of being remembered both for my rhetoric and an entire pantheon of exploits,

Yeah. Reminisce lovingly back to your halcyon days at Ballz Hallz where ladyboy handmaidens happy to handcuff you to a shower-head & chase a gerbil halfway into your small intestine were never in short supply. They were the best of times they were the worst of times, Eh Sloppy Crackvictim?



I'm sure someone, somewhere, online, will be impressed. Don't know how far this type of currency will get you at the local smack house tho but it couldn't hurt to try.



Meep Meep Dr Tooth Decay Meep Meep

[Anonymous]

"Meep meep"



Thats one hell of a cunting.  ac_toofunny



Joo 50

Cunt 0



Embarrassing