Dum Sum Hex

[Anonymous]

Martini and Dove start talking



Dove travels to see Martini



Martini is a known troll



Dovey keeps Martini's toy



Dovey gives Martini's toy to his ex wife who had nothing to do with any of this



Martini contacts Doveys job



Dovey first gets fired, Martini is vilified



Now Dovey says she quit



Winner? Martini

[Anonymous]

Martini and Dove start talking



Dove travels to see Martini



Martini is a known troll



Dovey keeps Martini's toy



Dovey gives Martini's toy to his ex wife who had nothing to do with any of this



Martini contacts Doveys job



Dovey first gets fired, Martini is vilified



Now Dovey says she quit



Winner? Martini

There is no universe that exists in which Martini is a winner.

[Anonymous]

Martini and Dove start talking



Dove travels to see Martini



Martini is a known troll



Dovey keeps Martini's toy



Dovey gives Martini's toy to his ex wife who had nothing to do with any of this



Martini contacts Doveys job



Dovey first gets fired, Martini is vilified



Now Dovey says she quit



Winner? Martini

There is no universe that exists in which Martini is a winner.

The fact he can wind up everyone with just his nic is winning alone. He's also made countless posters thru out the years have very public melt downs and, from the looks of it now, still has that same winning edge to his game. So, obviously, he's still winning.

[Anonymous]

You spelled "Sum Cunt" wrong.  

[Anonymous]

Hey Peaches. What happens if someone punches you in your face hole? Does your brain just hold them there until the cops come?

[Anonymous]

You spelled "Sum Cunt" wrong.  

If that's thats the case, it's curious how Sum Cun'T and King Martini are both considered "obsessive" by the lonely women who were attracted to them from these forums and both are defined as "power flamers" by the masses.



Maybe they just enjoy picking on the weak minded?



Flaming?



Sorry about your penis?

[Anonymous]

Martini and Dove start talking



Dove travels to see Martini



Martini is a known troll



Dovey keeps Martini's toy



Dovey gives Martini's toy to his ex wife who had nothing to do with any of this



Martini contacts Doveys job



Dovey first gets fired, Martini is vilified



Now Dovey says she quit



Winner? Martini

There is no universe that exists in which Martini is a winner.

The fact he can wind up everyone with just his nic is winning alone. He's also made countless posters thru out the years have very public melt downs and, from the looks of it now, still has that same winning edge to his game. So, obviously, he's still winning.

Winning what? A spanking brand new clean mattress to ruin?

Now that would be winning.



#filthymattressathingofthepast #cleanbed #imawinner

[Anonymous]

the whole KM saga is hard to understand with all the conspiracy theories going around like that Nintendo Switch was actually a sex toy disguised as a nintendo switch



I wish Mr Pickles would make a comic version of the whole sordid affair so we could find out the truth

[Anonymous]

Hey Peaches. What happens if someone punches you in your face hole? Does your brain just hold them there until the cops come?

Peaches face looks like a punched lasagna.



But, since Peaches was brought up, here's a few questions for him;



Peaches, how exactly did your nose fall off? Did you just sneeze real hard one day and open the tissue in shock? Or did it gradually just chip away like a cookie being rolled on the floor?



What did you actually do that god himself smited thee with something so permanent like a faulty nose?



You ever think about commiting suicide, going up to god, placing your nose on the Lord's table and saying "fix this shit"?



You ever think about creating a potato gun, placing the PVC pipe in your face socket, and shooting tennis balls out your face cannon every time somebody kicks you really hard in the ass?

[Anonymous]

You spelled "Sum Cunt" wrong.  

If that's thats the case, it's curious how Sum Cun'T and King Martini are both considered "obsessive" by the lonely women who were attracted to them from these forums and both are defined as "power flamers" by the masses.



Maybe they just enjoy picking on the weak minded?



Flaming?



Sorry about your penis?

 No it isnt.



 Not everyone can be a pro fornight player. Some people actuslly do stuff with their families that doesnt involve calling them autistic on the internet whilst on a several day long obsessive bender.

[Anonymous]

You spelled "Sum Cunt" wrong.  

If that's thats the case, it's curious how Sum Cun'T and King Martini are both considered "obsessive" by the lonely women who were attracted to them from these forums and both are defined as "power flamers" by the masses.



Maybe they just enjoy picking on the weak minded?



Flaming?



Sorry about your penis?

 No it isnt.



 Not everyone can be a pro fornight player. Some people actuslly do stuff with their families that doesnt involve calling them autistic on the internet whilst on a several day long obsessive bender.

Ain't that the truth.



Martini conquered Fortnite in a similar fashion to the way he conquered flaming- determination. Now, he's one of the best players in the world and has the stats to prove it to go along with actually making money while playing it.



GoFundMe?

[Anonymous]

You spelled "Sum Cunt" wrong.  

If that's thats the case, it's curious how Sum Cun'T and King Martini are both considered "obsessive" by the lonely women who were attracted to them from these forums and both are defined as "power flamers" by the masses.



Maybe they just enjoy picking on the weak minded?



Flaming?



Sorry about your penis?

 No it isnt.



 Not everyone can be a pro fornight player. Some people actuslly do stuff with their families that doesnt involve calling them autistic on the internet whilst on a several day long obsessive bender.

Ain't that the truth.



Martini conquered Fortnite in a similar fashion to the way he conquered flaming- determination. Now, he's one of the best players in the world and has the stats to prove it to go along with actually making money while playing it.



GoFundMe?

 Yep. Overweight, in a hovel and eating junk food while the other men get jacked,  juicy and make babies.  



 And stable incomes.

[Anonymous]

Hey Peaches. What happens if someone punches you in your face hole? Does your brain just hold them there until the cops come?

[Anonymous]

Isn't "making money" playing video games for 13 year olds the white equivelence to making it as rapper one day?

[Anonymous]

Isn't "making money" playing video games for 13 year olds the white equivelence to making it as rapper one day?

Making money playing video games is a dream job very few can accomplish.



Why, go on Twitter and see #twitch and #mixer trending every other hour.



Doing it on the biggest game in the world at the moment isn't easy, either. The competition is at its Apex.



Sure beats sitting around writing pointless drivel on a message board for 20 people to see.....