King Martini

[Anonymous]

Can somebody update me?



I hate being called old

[Anonymous]

Mommy mommy breast feed meeeeeeee

[Anonymous]

Mom, it's been years since you seen me.



Where are you?

[Anonymous]

Hello!!!



Have you met my friend eviction?

[Anonymous]

Hey, I was just an innocent toy in all this and that mean Dovey woman  held me over a toilet bowel that had a large, unflushed brown grumpy in it.



When KM brought me home I caught  squirrel aids from his mattress.



WTF!

Your courage in speaking your Truth is an inspiration to switches 'round the world, Sister Switch.

I've heard that Dovey has been been caught on video clubbing baby switches.

[Anonymous]

Dagnabbit sons of bitches!  SONS OF BITCHES!!!! What in the criminy hell????  



I exit the pearly gates afterlife for a peek and I'm greeted by the shit show specticle of atrocity that was my house!  Those degenerate, freeloading, good for NOTHIN' grandsons of mine ain't worth a lick!  Those pansie asses left me in that nursing home to rot and I already had that dipshit K-Fraud shut-in livin' in MY basement.  Playing video games all hours of the night and day while his pretty wife had to take all those kids on her own.  His mama fucked him up REAL good and never stuck her titty in his mouth.  That's why that little faggot can't keep a good woman!



Now get these god damn cockroaches, rats, squirrels with the faggot's disease, and backalley street walkers off my property!  Or I'll make for damn sure none of you make it up here with me in the clouds.  Y'all gonna burn in hell for this!



And for fucksake Jesus H. Christ put my poor cat out of her misery!  Or it's gone be Eye for an Eye, Sons of Bitches!

[Anonymous]

Kids eh. What the heck do you do.

[Anonymous]

I'm fucking dying here  

Does anyone actually read his drivel?



Simple answer, no.



He wouldn't even have a handful of followers.



Now me, I have thousands of followers and he hates that.

Lemmings don't count as followers

[kiebers]

 

[Anonymous]

I understand Martini got upset when AOC was elected to congress, cuz he couldn't get elected as a dog catcher in a one bitch town.



As they are both bartenders, one would think they'd have a kinship besides getting laid back in the cooler.

[Anonymous]

I understand Martini got upset when AOC was elected to congress, cuz he couldn't get elected as a dog catcher in a one bitch town.



As they are both bartenders, one would think they'd have a kinship besides getting laid back in the cooler.

Kevin couldn't get laid if he was a carpet.

[Anonymous]

Kevin couldn't get laid if he was an egg.

[Anonymous]

Kevin couldn't get laid if he was an egg.

That chicken couldn't cross it's eyes, let alone a road.

[Anonymous]

Kevin couldn't get laid if he was an egg.

That chicken couldn't cross it's eyes, let alone a road.

When it gets there tell that buttmunch that he still owes me money for cigs.

[Anonymous]

Kevin couldn't get laid if he was an egg.

That chicken couldn't cross it's eyes, let alone a road.

When it gets there tell that buttmunch that he still owes me money for cigs.

I just wish he'd wash the bar towels. His cum is a funny color and they get very stained.