King Martini

[Anonymous]

I cant meow anymore

[Anonymous]

[Anonymous]

I cant meow anymore

No meowing allowed.

[Anonymous]

Stop having a few laughs now and I mean it.

 

Trying to reason with me is like trying to baptize a cat.  I will ban you! Don't test me!!!

[Anonymous]

I cant meow anymore

No meowing allowed.

You have to draw the line some where.

[Anonymous]

[Anonymous]

I got liver cancer because Martini put my poster in his bathroom.



 Now the children will boogie. And avenge me.

[Anonymous]

Be on the look out for the Martini's mold in the mornings podcast



available on patreon

[Anonymous]

Hey guys, just got back from the doctor and apparently I'm not broken.

[Anonymous]

I dont think Kevin brushes his teeth before he puts me in his mouth  

[Anonymous]

Hey, I was just an innocent toy in all this and that mean Dovey woman  held me over a toilet bowel that had a large, unflushed brown grumpy in it.



When KM brought me home I caught  squirrel aids from his mattress.



WTF!

[Anonymous]

Hey, I was just an innocent toy in all this and that mean Dovey woman  held me over a toilet bowel that had a large, unflushed brown grumpy in it.



When KM brought me home I caught  squirrel aids from his mattress.



WTF!

Your courage in speaking your Truth is an inspiration to switches 'round the world, Sister Switch.

[Frood]

Hey, I was just an innocent toy in all this and that mean Dovey woman  held me over a toilet bowel that had a large, unflushed brown grumpy in it.



When KM brought me home I caught  squirrel aids from his mattress.



WTF!

 ac_biggrin squirrel aids....  

[Anonymous]

Dad, why are you telling everyone I have autism? Gimme my switch back!  You didn't even buy me shit for Christmas.  I recognized mom's handwriting on the presents she gave me for Christmas from you, punkass

[Anonymous]

*knock knock*



"Hello?"



"Rents due"