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King Martini

Started by Anonymous, January 07, 2020, 01:14:45 AM

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Anonymous

I'm so stiff with crust that greasy fuck can't even close the futon anymore!

Anonymous

He uses me as his kitchen table! There's so many ketchup stains I look like a crime scene!

Ohhh I can't wait to retire on the side of a curb in North Chicago-

Anonymous

That crusty bastard used Febreze on me once and it fled from me like water off a windshield treated with Rain-X going 100mph.



The broke fuck would get the joke if he had a car.



They don't use Rain-X on busses-

Anonymous

I was sent to Vitriol.



Vitriol never attempted to glue me back together, he just threw me into the trash.



I was made of the finest porcelain money could buy.



I cracked into a million pieces.

Anonymous

Having a fling with Martini is worse than hooking up with a bulldyke with a U-haul.

Anonymous

Quote from: "Martini's Mattress"That crusty bastard used Febreze on me once and it fled from me like water off a windshield treated with Rain-X going 100mph.



The broke fuck would get the joke if he had a car.



They don't use Rain-X on busses-


I'd offer some soap, bro, but he can't afford any-

Anonymous

I left KM's house. it was too dirty even for me.

Anonymous

Quote from: "Guest"
Quote from: "Guest"I need a good Netflix&Chill recommend.  Has anyone seen Don't Fuck With Cats yet?  It looks interesting.


 Yeess! And it was very interesting, albeit it has a few disturbing scenes.




My favorite part was when they reveal Martini as the serial killer.

Anonymous

Quote from: "A Cockroach"I left KM's house. it was too dirty even for me.


Me and my family are sticking around after we jumped his half dead cat

Anonymous

Quote from: "Mr Mouse"
Quote from: "A Cockroach"I left KM's house. it was too dirty even for me.


Me and my family are sticking around after we jumped his half dead cat


Hey! Shit under me, not on top of me! Damn! Things are bad enough here-


Anonymous


Anonymous

Dear Fash,



The internet is exploding with trolls and it's all your fault.  You must end the shitz & gigglez right now.

Anonymous


Anonymous

Quote from: "Fupa"Dear Fash,



The internet is exploding with trolls and it's all your fault.  You must end the shitz & gigglez right now.

Stop having a few laughs now and I mean it.

 :laugh:

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