King Martini

[Anonymous]

Kevin couldn't get laid if he was an egg.

That chicken couldn't cross it's eyes, let alone a road.

When it gets there tell that buttmunch that he still owes me money for cigs.

I just wish he'd wash the bar towels. His cum is a funny color and they get very stained.

How is that possible when he never shows up for his shifts?

[Anonymous]

Kevin couldn't get laid if he was an egg.

That chicken couldn't cross it's eyes, let alone a road.

When it gets there tell that buttmunch that he still owes me money for cigs.

I just wish he'd wash the bar towels. His cum is a funny color and they get very stained.

How is that possible when he never shows up for his shifts?

He cums and goes, so to speak.

[Anonymous]

Kevin couldn't get laid if he was an egg.

That chicken couldn't cross it's eyes, let alone a road.

When it gets there tell that buttmunch that he still owes me money for cigs.

I just wish he'd wash the bar towels. His cum is a funny color and they get very stained.

How is that possible when he never shows up for his shifts?

He cums and goes, so to speak.

Only when he gargles.

[Anonymous]

Being discussed as a mentally broken cretin who attacked a woman with children's job because she hurt his feelings is only "iconic" to a narcissist.



 I suppose being popular for being an unhinged piece of shit is better than being nothing.

Let's just hope that people are smart and avoid him and his "new forum" like the plague.  The warning signs are CLEAR that he isn't in charge of his life or mental health.... how the hell is he gonna manage the needs of a forum community without coming completely unhinged and ending up in prison. #SMH