Is the Real Woman still even alive?

[Anonymous]

It's just that if you want an accurate representation, you have to include the wheelchair....You fucking idiot.

I need confirmation on this rumour, as to whether or not the Real Woman is confined to a mobility scooter.  Can anyone provide concrete evidence?

[Anonymous]

The Real Woman may also be using an Acorn stairlift to travel between the levels of her home.

[Anonymous]

If things are really that bad for the Real Woman, then it's only a matter of time before her husband files for divorce, leaving the Real Woman homeless and destitute.  I do believe there's some women's shelters in the area, but I'm not sure they're equipped to deal with those that have mobility issues...

[Anonymous]

If things are really that bad for the Real Woman, then it's only a matter of time before her husband files for divorce, leaving the Real Woman homeless and destitute.  I do believe there's some women's shelters in the area, but I'm not sure they're equipped to deal with those that have mobility issues...

So back to the Lower Mainland for the Real Woman. Maybe a visit to GF Strong would help.

[Anonymous]

The Real Woman may also be using an Acorn stairlift to travel between the levels of her home.

Maybe she has a full blown elevator installed, maybe her husband wraps a rope around her ass and drags her up and down the stairs....MAYBE she rides a flying horse in and out of the first and second story windows of her home....MAYBE I would speculate a little more IF I ACTUALLY GAVE A FUCK.



You people need to give this shit a rest...Especially you Mel because this Real Woman obsession is now well past pathological.

[@realAzhyaAryola]

At a point in a person's life, most will want to seek peace. RW was part of our community. Perhaps one of these days, she should come back and just say hello and tell us how she is and then say "so long" again.

[Anonymous]

The Real Woman may also be using an Acorn stairlift to travel between the levels of her home.

Maybe she has a full blown elevator installed, maybe her husband wraps a rope around her ass and drags her up and down the stairs....MAYBE she rides a flying horse in and out of the first and second story windows of her home....MAYBE I would speculate a little more IF I ACTUALLY GAVE A FUCK.



You people need to give this shit a rest...Especially you Mel because this Real Woman obsession is now well past pathological.

I doubt she uses a magic horse or rope as it has been said the Real Woman's finances are robust and strong. If this is the case, then the $5,000 for the Acorn stairlift is a breeze. She owns an Acorn stairlift, no horse nor rope.

[Anonymous]

The Real Woman may also be using an Acorn stairlift to travel between the levels of her home.

Maybe she has a full blown elevator installed, maybe her husband wraps a rope around her ass and drags her up and down the stairs....MAYBE she rides a flying horse in and out of the first and second story windows of her home....MAYBE I would speculate a little more IF I ACTUALLY GAVE A FUCK.



You people need to give this shit a rest...Especially you Mel because this Real Woman obsession is now well past pathological.

I doubt she uses a magic horse or rope as it has been said the Real Woman's finances are robust and strong. If this is the case, then the $5,000 for the Acorn stairlift is a breeze. She owns an Acorn stairlift, no horse nor rope.

It doesn't matter....RW has smoked so much weed by now that she could give zero fucks what floor of her house she's on.



As long as her kids haven't raided her stash of Doritos, life is good.

[Anonymous]

She should move on to using shatter as it is a much stronger high.

[Anonymous]

At a point in a person's life, most will want to seek peace. RW was part of our community. Perhaps one of these days, she should come back and just say hello and tell us how she is and then say "so long" again.

You need to begin dancing again.

[Anonymous]

The Real Woman is currently unable to dance.  

[Anonymous]

The name Real Woman should be retired...Hence forth she will be known as Roller-Pig.

[cc]

You people need to give this shit a rest...Especially you Mel because this Real Woman obsession is now well past pathological.

Finally, a voice of reason



Seems you have Melanie figured as well

[Anonymous]

The Real Woman may still be able to use the crutch for walking.

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