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Re: Forum gossip thread by James Bond
Started by Anonymous, May 02, 2020, 07:10:33 AM
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All posters matter. Even lumpy gurly transsexuals from New Joisey.
Won't disagree!
You have no choice...Quote from: Mel post_id=370308 time=1594201402
You have no choice...Quote from: Mel post_id=370308 time=1594201402
Sure I have a choice. Nobody here is that attractive that I'd want to get in any of their orifices.
Maybe yall should take to wearing paper bags on your heads, that might advance matters somewhat. I mean if you're looking for that kind oof action and all.
You have no choice...Quote from: Mel post_id=370308 time=1594201402
Sure I have a choice. Nobody here is that attractive that I'd want to get in any of their orifices.
Maybe yall should take to wearing paper bags on your heads, that might advance matters somewhat. I mean if you're looking for that kind oof action and all.
I don't think Mel needs to wear a paper bag...Let's face it, the only thing you will be looking at is the back of his head.
You have no choice...Quote from: Mel post_id=370308 time=1594201402
Sure I have a choice. Nobody here is that attractive that I'd want to get in any of their orifices.
Maybe yall should take to wearing paper bags on your heads, that might advance matters somewhat. I mean if you're looking for that kind oof action and all.
I don't think Mel needs to wear a paper bag...Let's face it, the only thing you will be looking at is the back of his head.
I dunno, I probably couldn't tell the difference between his paper bag and yours. But do feel free to organise your own lineup if you think it's important.
Probably wouldn't hurt for you to scrub yourself out with some Clorox and a wire brush if you wanted to improve your chances either, especially since you apparently get more action than he does. I'm not going to pretend that you being a complete and utter root rat rules you out of the equation, but if you're expecting someone of my stature and breeding to throw you up against the wall and sodomize you into a pig squealing frenzy, you should at least disinfect yourself first.
You have no choice...Quote from: Mel post_id=370308 time=1594201402
Sure I have a choice. Nobody here is that attractive that I'd want to get in any of their orifices.
Maybe yall should take to wearing paper bags on your heads, that might advance matters somewhat. I mean if you're looking for that kind oof action and all.
I don't think Mel needs to wear a paper bag...Let's face it, the only thing you will be looking at is the back of his head.
I dunno, I probably couldn't tell the difference between his paper bag and yours. But do feel free to organise your own lineup if you think it's important.
Probably wouldn't hurt for you to scrub yourself out with some Clorox and a wire brush if you wanted to improve your chances either, especially since you apparently get more action than he does. I'm not going to pretend that you being a complete and utter root rat rules you out of the equation, but if you're expecting someone of my stature and breeding to throw you up against the wall and sodomize you into a pig squealing frenzy, you should at least disinfect yourself first.
ac_umm That's all very well and good, but to be perfectly honest, I wouldn't expect someone of your "breeding" to be interested in me; not when I'm sure a local livestock pavillion or hog farm is closer or more convenient.
You have no choice...Quote from: Mel post_id=370308 time=1594201402
Sure I have a choice. Nobody here is that attractive that I'd want to get in any of their orifices.
Maybe yall should take to wearing paper bags on your heads, that might advance matters somewhat. I mean if you're looking for that kind oof action and all.
I don't think Mel needs to wear a paper bag...Let's face it, the only thing you will be looking at is the back of his head.
I dunno, I probably couldn't tell the difference between his paper bag and yours. But do feel free to organise your own lineup if you think it's important.
Probably wouldn't hurt for you to scrub yourself out with some Clorox and a wire brush if you wanted to improve your chances either, especially since you apparently get more action than he does. I'm not going to pretend that you being a complete and utter root rat rules you out of the equation, but if you're expecting someone of my stature and breeding to throw you up against the wall and sodomize you into a pig squealing frenzy, you should at least disinfect yourself first.
ac_umm That's all very well and good, but to be perfectly honest, I wouldn't expect someone of your "breeding" to be interested in me; not when I'm sure a local livestock pavillion or hog farm is closer or more convenient.
You're right; I'm not. How does it feel to know that you are less of a prize than the average barnyard animal?ac_toofunny
Jeez, you walked right into that one!ac_biggrin
Renee is great and all, but I am a bigger fan of the Real Woman.
