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Is the Real Woman still even alive?

Started by Anonymous, May 02, 2020, 07:10:33 AM

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Quote from: Renee post_id=370684 time=1594388791 user_id=156
Quote from: Guest post_id=370562 time=1594321996
Big as in country ham hocks? What sight to see. Are the cankles powerfully built or are they flabby and weak?


I'm sorry but I don't think I am at liberty to expand upon the subject.



RW was always very sensitive about this issue and I don't want to cause any hard feelings than I may have already.


Right, flabby and weak.



Thanks for the info Renee you are the best!

Anonymous

Quote from: Guest post_id=370698 time=1594400731
Quote from: Renee post_id=370684 time=1594388791 user_id=156
Quote from: Guest post_id=370562 time=1594321996
Big as in country ham hocks? What sight to see. Are the cankles powerfully built or are they flabby and weak?


I'm sorry but I don't think I am at liberty to expand upon the subject.



RW was always very sensitive about this issue and I don't want to cause any hard feelings than I may have already.


Right, flabby and weak.



Thanks for the info Renee you are the best!


Renee must have strong ankles.

Anonymous


Anonymous

In MMA Renee would destroy the Real Woman. It would not be close. Renee wins by TKO at the 2:34 mark of the first round.



There will be blood.

Anonymous

Renee has the weight advantage but Real Woman has the reach.



Fat Renee goes the distance but comes up short.

Anonymous

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Anonymous

Quote from: "Dinky Dazza" post_id=370823 time=1594461295 user_id=1676
Is that a tablecloth?

Yes.


Anonymous

Quote from: "Dinky Dazza" post_id=370823 time=1594461295 user_id=1676
Is that a tablecloth?

Yes.  Left wing females tend to wear them as dresses for some odd reason.

Renee

Quote from: Guest post_id=370954 time=1594545902
Quote from: "Dinky Dazza" post_id=370823 time=1594461295 user_id=1676
Is that a tablecloth?

Yes.  Left wing females tend to wear them as dresses for some odd reason.


It looks like a peddle skirt to me.



It's just that I'm not used to seeing them outside of a Renn Fest. They are a must for proper wench attire.
\"A man\'s rights rest in three boxes. The ballot-box, the jury-box and the cartridge-box.\"

Frederick Douglass, November 15, 1867.


Anonymous

Quote from: Renee post_id=370967 time=1594564841 user_id=156
Quote from: Guest post_id=370954 time=1594545902
Quote from: "Dinky Dazza" post_id=370823 time=1594461295 user_id=1676
Is that a tablecloth?

Yes.  Left wing females tend to wear them as dresses for some odd reason.


It looks like a peddle skirt to me.



It's just that I'm not used to seeing them outside of a Renn Fest. They are a must for proper wench attire.


Mead and ale for all! A lkeg of mutton would provide victuals for all.

Renee

Hear-ye! Hear-ye! The Wenches are about to Walk!"



"Wenches Willing to Walk shall convene at the preordained location & time!"



"Be prepared to bestow your wubbys upon your chosen  Blokes and Rogues, Lads and Louts, Lords and Himbos and Sirs!"



Good times back in the day... :laugh3:
\"A man\'s rights rest in three boxes. The ballot-box, the jury-box and the cartridge-box.\"

Frederick Douglass, November 15, 1867.


Anonymous

Quote from: Renee post_id=370999 time=1594580305 user_id=156
Hear-ye! Hear-ye! The Wenches are about to Walk!"



"Wenches Willing to Walk shall convene at the preordained location & time!"



"Be prepared to bestow your wubbys upon your chosen  Blokes and Rogues, Lads and Louts, Lords and Himbos and Sirs!"



Good times back in the day... :laugh3:


I don't really have a fucking clue about what you just posted but that was good. :laugh:  :laugh:  :laugh:  :laugh:  :laugh:

Renee

Quote from: Wot? post_id=371010 time=1594584817
Quote from: Renee post_id=370999 time=1594580305 user_id=156
Hear-ye! Hear-ye! The Wenches are about to Walk!"



"Wenches Willing to Walk shall convene at the preordained location & time!"



"Be prepared to bestow your wubbys upon your chosen  Blokes and Rogues, Lads and Louts, Lords and Himbos and Sirs!"



Good times back in the day... :laugh3:


I don't really have a fucking clue about what you just posted but that was good. :laugh:  :laugh:  :laugh:  :laugh:  :laugh:


Just a little Renn Faire speak...



As one of the old time coordinators of the "Lust Walk", I'm missing it this year. NY and Sterling are closed for the 2020 season due to the COVID Chinese plague... :sad:
\"A man\'s rights rest in three boxes. The ballot-box, the jury-box and the cartridge-box.\"

Frederick Douglass, November 15, 1867.


Anonymous

Quote from: Renee post_id=370967 time=1594564841 user_id=156
It's just that I'm not used to seeing them outside of a Renn Fest.

They can still be seen being worn by one brave pioneer living in Trail, BC...