The jig is up Mel

[Berry Sweet]

How can people who run their own business collect cerb?  Far as I know, if these people shut their business down, they aren't able to get EI at all.



Mel shuts down shop, moves away and buys a house and hasn't worked in months, and he's collecting cerb...I thought to myself before, somewhere down the line, this guy is gonna get dinged.  I'm sure a lot of people will...so many taking advantage of things.

He can enjoy the taxpayer beer money now, but he won't be laughing when he had to repay it with interest.

He won't be.  I remember when I was in my early 20's, I owed the government a small amount of money...I paid it off,  but I guess I was $20 short...anyway...I moved away...finally after 4 years, I get a letter in my mail from the government, and they wanted their $20, and I had 30 days from the mailing date to pay this money....I couldn't believe it!  It took them 4 years to find me just for 20 dollars.

[Anonymous]

How can people who run their own business collect cerb?  Far as I know, if these people shut their business down, they aren't able to get EI at all.



Mel shuts down shop, moves away and buys a house and hasn't worked in months, and he's collecting cerb...I thought to myself before, somewhere down the line, this guy is gonna get dinged.  I'm sure a lot of people will...so many taking advantage of things.

He can enjoy the taxpayer beer money now, but he won't be laughing when he had to repay it with interest.

He won't be.  I remember when I was in my early 20's, I owed the government a small amount of money...I paid it off,  but I guess I was $20 short...anyway...I moved away...finally after 4 years, I get a letter in my mail from the government, and they wanted their $20, and I had 30 days from the mailing date to pay this money....I couldn't believe it!  It took them 4 years to find me just for 20 dollars.

Mel is abusing CERB and is subject to criminal charges.

[Berry Sweet]

How can people who run their own business collect cerb?  Far as I know, if these people shut their business down, they aren't able to get EI at all.

Business owners are not entitled to EI.  However, they are entitled to CERB if their business was impacted by Corona shutdowns...

You weren't working BEFORE all this happened...you can make up all the stories you like, but in the end the paperwork with numbers is all they are gonna look at.

[Anonymous]

You weren't working BEFORE all this happened...you can make up all the stories you like, but in the end the paperwork with numbers is all they are gonna look at.

I was working right up until I moved.  Then I needed a couple of months to settle in, and BAM!  Chinese virus hit.  My corporate accountant said I qualify for CERB.  My corporate accountant is better able to judge the situation than random posters here are...

[Berry Sweet]

You weren't working BEFORE all this happened...you can make up all the stories you like, but in the end the paperwork with numbers is all they are gonna look at.

I was working right up until I moved.  Then I needed a couple of months to settle in, and BAM!  Chinese virus hit.  My corporate accountant said I qualify for CERB.  My corporate accountant is better able to judge the situation than random posters here are...

Your 'corporate accountant' is not your government.  He too, also wants your money.  People will do and say anything for a dollar today...just like you.

[Anonymous]

His lawyer said it's okay to defraud us taxpayers so Mel did. Thanks a bunch, buddy.

[Anonymous]

His lawyer said it's okay to defraud us taxpayers so Mel did. Thanks a bunch, buddy.

Mel should fire his lawyer.

[Anonymous]

His lawyer said it's okay to defraud us taxpayers so Mel did. Thanks a bunch, buddy.

Mel should fire his lawyer.

It don't matter. At the very least he will have to pay all the money he accepted fraudulently, plus interest, plus a hefty fine.

[Anonymous]

An effeminate little white weakling like Mel will be killed if he goes to jail.

[Anonymous]

An effeminate little weakling like Mel will be killed if he goes to jail.

 

[Anonymous]

An effeminate little white weakling like Mel will be killed if he goes to jail.

No way!  I'd simply join the Aryan Brotherhood (since it's typically mandatory for any White in jail to do so, if he wants to live), start doing massive reps of Burpees, gain massive muscle, mind my own business, and upon release be in the best shape I've ever been in!

[Anonymous]

Might also come out with some trades/technical training too, on the house!  Actually, doesn't sound like a bad deal!

[Anonymous]

An effeminate little white weakling like Mel will be killed if he goes to jail.

No way!  I'd simply join the Aryan Brotherhood (since it's typically mandatory for any White in jail to do so, if he wants to live), start doing massive reps of Burpees, gain massive muscle, mind my own business, and upon release be in the best shape I've ever been in!

They would fucking kill a little wimp like you. You are going to die a violent death Mel.

[Anonymous]

All kidding aside, I have a buddy that went to jail for some minor charge years ago.  It was kinda comical though, as it was only on weekends...  He had to show up Friday evening, and was released Sunday evening.  He had to do that for a couple months.  His cell-mates were usually pretty chill, and he had no problems.

[Anonymous]

An effeminate little white weakling like Mel will be killed if he goes to jail.

No way!  I'd simply join the Aryan Brotherhood (since it's typically mandatory for any White in jail to do so, if he wants to live), start doing massive reps of Burpees, gain massive muscle, mind my own business, and upon release be in the best shape I've ever been in!

They would fucking kill a little wimp like you. You are going to die a violent death Mel.

Murder isn't funny.