The jig is up Mel

[Anonymous]

An effeminate little white weakling like Mel will be killed if he goes to jail.

No way!  I'd simply join the Aryan Brotherhood (since it's typically mandatory for any White in jail to do so, if he wants to live), start doing massive reps of Burpees, gain massive muscle, mind my own business, and upon release be in the best shape I've ever been in!

You think this is a country club? There's a lot of things that go on in there that you don't hear about.  Don't piss anyone off...one thing that the inmates like to do when someone pisses them off....they take the butter pkgs abd put all the butter in a bowl, microwave it till its boiling, then wait for the person they are mad at to walk by and throw it at them....melt your skin.



Some guys wacking off right there in front of everyone...take their clothes off infront of everyone and flap their dick up and down while smiling at you like a freak.



Some of the food they serve is pkged shit made to look like food...most inmates will take a job and buy their own food, like chips n stuff...most come out with weight gain.



There's riots, lockdowns...sometimes the heat doesn't work and they don't care....once everything gets settled after a riot, they can leave everyone in their cells for days on end.  



Have you ever actually been to a jail Mel? Have you been inside one?

Mel makes Richard Simmons seem masculine by comparison. He will be dead on the inside.

[Anonymous]

Mel makes Richard Simmons seem masculine by comparison. He will be dead on the inside.

Aryan Brotherhood, baby!  Nobody fucks with them on the inside!

[cc]

U delude yourself .. Those twits were turfed aside many years ago .. You are not going to like who rules now  



Whether they accept you or not, you definitely will have to assume the same position  



Best start practice now



Start with strengthening the neck muscles so you can grit your teeth hard

[Berry Sweet]

Aryan Brotherhood 🤣



Like I said, I've been to those prison dinners, I can assure you there is no aryan brotherhood.  This is BC.



You should take CC's advice.

[Anonymous]

Aryan Brotherhood 🤣



Like I said, I've been to those prison dinners, I can assure you there is no aryan brotherhood.  This is BC.



You should take CC's advice.

Methinks old Mel watches too many Hollywood movies.

[Anonymous]

Not all prisons are the same.  Federal, Provincial, different security levels depending on the person and their crimes...  Depending on where you're sent, time could be rough, or time could pass fairly easily.  Not all prisons resemble death row or what is portrayed by Hollywood...  Most people just want to do their time in relative peace before they're released.

[Anonymous]

Not all prisons are the same.  Federal, Provincial, different security levels depending on the person and their crimes...  Depending on where you're sent, time could be rough, or time could pass fairly easily.  Not all prisons resemble death row or what is portrayed by Hollywood...  Most people just want to do their time in relative peace before they're released.

It doesn't matter if it's a penn or provincial. You WILL be the weakest guy and the easiest mark for bullies. You will be killed.  

[Odinson]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oMxY3vfJijs&app=desktop">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oMxY3vfJijs&app=desktop

[Anonymous]

Organized crime is taking advantage of easy CERB money too.



Known fraudsters targeting CERB for wrongful benefits, Commons committee told

https://nationalpost.com/pmn/news-pmn/canada-news-pmn/known-fraudsters-targeting-cerb-for-wrongful-benefits-commons-committee-told">https://nationalpost.com/pmn/news-pmn/c ... ittee-told">https://nationalpost.com/pmn/news-pmn/canada-news-pmn/known-fraudsters-targeting-cerb-for-wrongful-benefits-commons-committee-told

[Berry Sweet]

Organized crime is taking advantage of easy CERB money too.



Known fraudsters targeting CERB for wrongful benefits, Commons committee told

https://nationalpost.com/pmn/news-pmn/canada-news-pmn/known-fraudsters-targeting-cerb-for-wrongful-benefits-commons-committee-told">https://nationalpost.com/pmn/news-pmn/c ... ittee-told">https://nationalpost.com/pmn/news-pmn/canada-news-pmn/known-fraudsters-targeting-cerb-for-wrongful-benefits-commons-committee-told

"Figures released last week by the agency showed that 190,000 benefit payments had been repaid online as of June 3."



Wow!

[Anonymous]

Bill C- 17 was drafted to penalize those who either hide income or refused any work to claim up to $8,000 in CERB payments.



But Parliament refused to grant unanimous consent for quick passage of the enforcement bill with the NDP opposed to criminal sanctions.



Thanks to the NDP, Mel will avoid the slammer for now.