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https://babylonbee.com/news/lori-lightfoot-flees-in-terror-after-thomas-sowell-takes-her-up-on-offer-for-black-people-to-interview-her">Lori Lightfoot Flees In Terror After Thomas Sowell Takes Her Up On Offer For Black People To Interview Her



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CHICAGO, IL—Chicago Mayor Lori Lightfoot was seen running for her life this afternoon. Observers said that Lightfoot exploded into a frantic sprint after she saw Thomas Sowell approaching to interview her. According to sources, Lightfoot had recently said she "would only grant one-on-one interviews to journalists of color." Moments later Thomas Sowell crashed through a nearby wall in a fashion reminiscent of the Kool-Aid Man. Lightfoot, living up to her name, went into a mad dash and has not been seen since.



People at the scene said Sowell brushed the drywall dust off of his corduroy jacket and said, "It is hard to imagine a more stupid or more dangerous way of making decisions than by putting those decisions in the hands of people who pay no price for being wrong." He shrugged and most of the people present nodded in agreement. "Well, guess I'll go," he said. He then burst through another unbroken portion of wall and left.



Lightfoot was last seen on a traffic camera charging down Canal Street like a Japanese man in a Godzilla film.

[Anonymous]

https://babylonbee.com/news/lori-lightfoot-flees-in-terror-after-thomas-sowell-takes-her-up-on-offer-for-black-people-to-interview-her">Lori Lightfoot Flees In Terror After Thomas Sowell Takes Her Up On Offer For Black People To Interview Her



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CHICAGO, IL—Chicago Mayor Lori Lightfoot was seen running for her life this afternoon. Observers said that Lightfoot exploded into a frantic sprint after she saw Thomas Sowell approaching to interview her. According to sources, Lightfoot had recently said she "would only grant one-on-one interviews to journalists of color." Moments later Thomas Sowell crashed through a nearby wall in a fashion reminiscent of the Kool-Aid Man. Lightfoot, living up to her name, went into a mad dash and has not been seen since.



People at the scene said Sowell brushed the drywall dust off of his corduroy jacket and said, "It is hard to imagine a more stupid or more dangerous way of making decisions than by putting those decisions in the hands of people who pay no price for being wrong." He shrugged and most of the people present nodded in agreement. "Well, guess I'll go," he said. He then burst through another unbroken portion of wall and left.



Lightfoot was last seen on a traffic camera charging down Canal Street like a Japanese man in a Godzilla film.

 ac_toofunny

[cc]

A Woke D-Day[/url][/b] By Bob Zeidman (Not the Bee) on Real Clear Politics



NORMANDY, France, June 6, 1944



In a surprise aggressive move, American and British troops are landing on the beaches in Normandy today. Germany's Transocean News Service reports that Germans vacationing in the sleepy hamlets of this coastal region were awaked by the ships, planes, guns, and bombs of this sneak attack. A few brave German tourists quickly ran to bunkers and began retuning fire to protect their French brothers and sisters.



Germany has already been subject to a horrifying 363 air raids by the Allied air forces in an attempt to terrorize its citizens. British bombers have already dropped over 45,000 tons of bombs while American aircraft dropped 23,000 tons. Nearly 1.7 million people have been forced from their homes, creating what the League of Nations has called the greatest refugee problem in history. Many fleeing Germans only stopped briefly to say their goodbyes to the friends they made at the various camps throughout Germany and Poland.



The attack on the Normandy coast was an oppressive show of military might, the Allied forces having amassed the largest armada in human history, building a harbor where none previously existed, and sneaking into it unnoticed. On college campuses, various socialist student organizations have held vigils, protests, and riots to condemn this "illegal occupation." They noted that the deaths in Germany have numbered in the millions while Americans have had relatively few casualties, perhaps only 100,000 to 200,000. If the number of vacationers in the German camps are included, that German death count increases by another 6 million. It is obvious from the numbers that this militant operation is an attempt to murder innocent Germans and wipe out their culture. The League of Nations has labeled this action illegal under international law.



Protests are occurring in all major American cities, with demonstrators shouting that they will support the indigenous people of Germany against the occupying Allied forces, and they will not stop until this "disproportionate" action is halted, and the "imperialist" invading military is defunded.



American heroes including Charles Lindbergh and Henry Ford have come out strongly against this illegal and heartbreaking invasion that has resulted in the deaths of innocent Germans. Of course, some known deplorables like communist Charlie Chaplin and B-movie actor Ronald Reagan have stood by America and foolishly proclaimed that this invasion is needed for self-defense and to "save Western civilization," as if Western civilization were somehow superior to others, such as Aryan civilization.



American Corporations including Coca-Cola, MGM, Ford Motor Co., General Motors and IBM all declared that in they are operating in solidarity with their oppressed German brethren. They will be donating money to the German Lives Matter group and step up their hiring of Germanic-Americans.



The "Squad," consisting of Mildred "Axis Sally" Gillars, William "Lord Haw-Haw" Joyce, and Iva "Tokyo Rose" Toguri have been sitting for interviews with the press and doing radio and television shows to get out the word about their cause and make Americans aware that their politicians are being dishonest and immoral and also advising the Allied soldiers that their wives are cheating on them back home.



From the comfort of his simple bunker amid the constant bombing, German leader Adolf Hitler stated that Germany simply wants to reclaim land that was forcefully and illegally taken from it in 1918: Austria, Hungary, Czechoslovakia, Yugoslavia, Romania, and Poland. If only these stolen lands were returned, there would be peace, he said.



The League of Nations condemned the Allies for their unequal response and called for an end to the cycle of violence. League officials hope that a cease-fire can be obtained before Germany has been overrun and the Allies institute their own government, as these officials have discovered a secret "Marshall Plan" that surely will impose martial law on Germany and result in the end of the German Reich, which is intended to last 1,000 years.



Bob Zeidman is the founder of several high-tech firms, and an author of textbooks on engineering and intellectual property as well as several award-winning screenplays and novels. https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0970227620/ref=as_li_qf_sp_asin_il?ie=UTF8&tag=zeidmanconsultin&linkCode=as2&camp=1789&creative=9325&creativeASIN=0970227620">His latest novel is the political satire "Good Intentions."

[Anonymous]

A Woke D-Day[/url][/b] By Bob Zeidman (Not the Bee) on Real Clear Politics



NORMANDY, France, June 6, 1944



In a surprise aggressive move, American and British troops are landing on the beaches in Normandy today. Germany's Transocean News Service reports that Germans vacationing in the sleepy hamlets of this coastal region were awaked by the ships, planes, guns, and bombs of this sneak attack. A few brave German tourists quickly ran to bunkers and began retuning fire to protect their French brothers and sisters.



Germany has already been subject to a horrifying 363 air raids by the Allied air forces in an attempt to terrorize its citizens. British bombers have already dropped over 45,000 tons of bombs while American aircraft dropped 23,000 tons. Nearly 1.7 million people have been forced from their homes, creating what the League of Nations has called the greatest refugee problem in history. Many fleeing Germans only stopped briefly to say their goodbyes to the friends they made at the various camps throughout Germany and Poland.



The attack on the Normandy coast was an oppressive show of military might, the Allied forces having amassed the largest armada in human history, building a harbor where none previously existed, and sneaking into it unnoticed. On college campuses, various socialist student organizations have held vigils, protests, and riots to condemn this "illegal occupation." They noted that the deaths in Germany have numbered in the millions while Americans have had relatively few casualties, perhaps only 100,000 to 200,000. If the number of vacationers in the German camps are included, that German death count increases by another 6 million. It is obvious from the numbers that this militant operation is an attempt to murder innocent Germans and wipe out their culture. The League of Nations has labeled this action illegal under international law.



Protests are occurring in all major American cities, with demonstrators shouting that they will support the indigenous people of Germany against the occupying Allied forces, and they will not stop until this "disproportionate" action is halted, and the "imperialist" invading military is defunded.



American heroes including Charles Lindbergh and Henry Ford have come out strongly against this illegal and heartbreaking invasion that has resulted in the deaths of innocent Germans. Of course, some known deplorables like communist Charlie Chaplin and B-movie actor Ronald Reagan have stood by America and foolishly proclaimed that this invasion is needed for self-defense and to "save Western civilization," as if Western civilization were somehow superior to others, such as Aryan civilization.



American Corporations including Coca-Cola, MGM, Ford Motor Co., General Motors and IBM all declared that in they are operating in solidarity with their oppressed German brethren. They will be donating money to the German Lives Matter group and step up their hiring of Germanic-Americans.



The "Squad," consisting of Mildred "Axis Sally" Gillars, William "Lord Haw-Haw" Joyce, and Iva "Tokyo Rose" Toguri have been sitting for interviews with the press and doing radio and television shows to get out the word about their cause and make Americans aware that their politicians are being dishonest and immoral and also advising the Allied soldiers that their wives are cheating on them back home.



From the comfort of his simple bunker amid the constant bombing, German leader Adolf Hitler stated that Germany simply wants to reclaim land that was forcefully and illegally taken from it in 1918: Austria, Hungary, Czechoslovakia, Yugoslavia, Romania, and Poland. If only these stolen lands were returned, there would be peace, he said.



The League of Nations condemned the Allies for their unequal response and called for an end to the cycle of violence. League officials hope that a cease-fire can be obtained before Germany has been overrun and the Allies institute their own government, as these officials have discovered a secret "Marshall Plan" that surely will impose martial law on Germany and result in the end of the German Reich, which is intended to last 1,000 years.



Bob Zeidman is the founder of several high-tech firms, and an author of textbooks on engineering and intellectual property as well as several award-winning screenplays and novels. https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0970227620/ref=as_li_qf_sp_asin_il?ie=UTF8&tag=zeidmanconsultin&linkCode=as2&camp=1789&creative=9325&creativeASIN=0970227620">His latest novel is the political satire "Good Intentions."

 ac_toofunny

[Anonymous]

A Woke D-Day[/url][/b] By Bob Zeidman (Not the Bee) on Real Clear Politics



NORMANDY, France, June 6, 1944



In a surprise aggressive move, American and British troops are landing on the beaches in Normandy today. Germany's Transocean News Service reports that Germans vacationing in the sleepy hamlets of this coastal region were awaked by the ships, planes, guns, and bombs of this sneak attack. A few brave German tourists quickly ran to bunkers and began retuning fire to protect their French brothers and sisters.



Germany has already been subject to a horrifying 363 air raids by the Allied air forces in an attempt to terrorize its citizens. British bombers have already dropped over 45,000 tons of bombs while American aircraft dropped 23,000 tons. Nearly 1.7 million people have been forced from their homes, creating what the League of Nations has called the greatest refugee problem in history. Many fleeing Germans only stopped briefly to say their goodbyes to the friends they made at the various camps throughout Germany and Poland.



The attack on the Normandy coast was an oppressive show of military might, the Allied forces having amassed the largest armada in human history, building a harbor where none previously existed, and sneaking into it unnoticed. On college campuses, various socialist student organizations have held vigils, protests, and riots to condemn this "illegal occupation." They noted that the deaths in Germany have numbered in the millions while Americans have had relatively few casualties, perhaps only 100,000 to 200,000. If the number of vacationers in the German camps are included, that German death count increases by another 6 million. It is obvious from the numbers that this militant operation is an attempt to murder innocent Germans and wipe out their culture. The League of Nations has labeled this action illegal under international law.



Protests are occurring in all major American cities, with demonstrators shouting that they will support the indigenous people of Germany against the occupying Allied forces, and they will not stop until this "disproportionate" action is halted, and the "imperialist" invading military is defunded.



American heroes including Charles Lindbergh and Henry Ford have come out strongly against this illegal and heartbreaking invasion that has resulted in the deaths of innocent Germans. Of course, some known deplorables like communist Charlie Chaplin and B-movie actor Ronald Reagan have stood by America and foolishly proclaimed that this invasion is needed for self-defense and to "save Western civilization," as if Western civilization were somehow superior to others, such as Aryan civilization.



American Corporations including Coca-Cola, MGM, Ford Motor Co., General Motors and IBM all declared that in they are operating in solidarity with their oppressed German brethren. They will be donating money to the German Lives Matter group and step up their hiring of Germanic-Americans.



The "Squad," consisting of Mildred "Axis Sally" Gillars, William "Lord Haw-Haw" Joyce, and Iva "Tokyo Rose" Toguri have been sitting for interviews with the press and doing radio and television shows to get out the word about their cause and make Americans aware that their politicians are being dishonest and immoral and also advising the Allied soldiers that their wives are cheating on them back home.



From the comfort of his simple bunker amid the constant bombing, German leader Adolf Hitler stated that Germany simply wants to reclaim land that was forcefully and illegally taken from it in 1918: Austria, Hungary, Czechoslovakia, Yugoslavia, Romania, and Poland. If only these stolen lands were returned, there would be peace, he said.



The League of Nations condemned the Allies for their unequal response and called for an end to the cycle of violence. League officials hope that a cease-fire can be obtained before Germany has been overrun and the Allies institute their own government, as these officials have discovered a secret "Marshall Plan" that surely will impose martial law on Germany and result in the end of the German Reich, which is intended to last 1,000 years.



Bob Zeidman is the founder of several high-tech firms, and an author of textbooks on engineering and intellectual property as well as several award-winning screenplays and novels. https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0970227620/ref=as_li_qf_sp_asin_il?ie=UTF8&tag=zeidmanconsultin&linkCode=as2&camp=1789&creative=9325&creativeASIN=0970227620">His latest novel is the political satire "Good Intentions."

Jesus H, that is funny.

[cc]

A Woke D-Day[/url][/b] By Bob Zeidman (Not the Bee) on Real Clear Politics



NORMANDY, France, June 6, 1944



In a surprise aggressive move, American and British troops are landing on the beaches in Normandy today. Germany's Transocean News Service reports that Germans vacationing in the sleepy hamlets of this coastal region were awaked by the ships, planes, guns, and bombs of this sneak attack. A few brave German tourists quickly ran to bunkers and began retuning fire to protect their French brothers and sisters.



Germany has already been subject to a horrifying 363 air raids by the Allied air forces in an attempt to terrorize its citizens. British bombers have already dropped over 45,000 tons of bombs while American aircraft dropped 23,000 tons. Nearly 1.7 million people have been forced from their homes, creating what the League of Nations has called the greatest refugee problem in history. Many fleeing Germans only stopped briefly to say their goodbyes to the friends they made at the various camps throughout Germany and Poland.



The attack on the Normandy coast was an oppressive show of military might, the Allied forces having amassed the largest armada in human history, building a harbor where none previously existed, and sneaking into it unnoticed. On college campuses, various socialist student organizations have held vigils, protests, and riots to condemn this "illegal occupation." They noted that the deaths in Germany have numbered in the millions while Americans have had relatively few casualties, perhaps only 100,000 to 200,000. If the number of vacationers in the German camps are included, that German death count increases by another 6 million. It is obvious from the numbers that this militant operation is an attempt to murder innocent Germans and wipe out their culture. The League of Nations has labeled this action illegal under international law.



Protests are occurring in all major American cities, with demonstrators shouting that they will support the indigenous people of Germany against the occupying Allied forces, and they will not stop until this "disproportionate" action is halted, and the "imperialist" invading military is defunded.



American heroes including Charles Lindbergh and Henry Ford have come out strongly against this illegal and heartbreaking invasion that has resulted in the deaths of innocent Germans. Of course, some known deplorables like communist Charlie Chaplin and B-movie actor Ronald Reagan have stood by America and foolishly proclaimed that this invasion is needed for self-defense and to "save Western civilization," as if Western civilization were somehow superior to others, such as Aryan civilization.



American Corporations including Coca-Cola, MGM, Ford Motor Co., General Motors and IBM all declared that in they are operating in solidarity with their oppressed German brethren. They will be donating money to the German Lives Matter group and step up their hiring of Germanic-Americans.



The "Squad," consisting of Mildred "Axis Sally" Gillars, William "Lord Haw-Haw" Joyce, and Iva "Tokyo Rose" Toguri have been sitting for interviews with the press and doing radio and television shows to get out the word about their cause and make Americans aware that their politicians are being dishonest and immoral and also advising the Allied soldiers that their wives are cheating on them back home.



From the comfort of his simple bunker amid the constant bombing, German leader Adolf Hitler stated that Germany simply wants to reclaim land that was forcefully and illegally taken from it in 1918: Austria, Hungary, Czechoslovakia, Yugoslavia, Romania, and Poland. If only these stolen lands were returned, there would be peace, he said.



The League of Nations condemned the Allies for their unequal response and called for an end to the cycle of violence. League officials hope that a cease-fire can be obtained before Germany has been overrun and the Allies institute their own government, as these officials have discovered a secret "Marshall Plan" that surely will impose martial law on Germany and result in the end of the German Reich, which is intended to last 1,000 years.



Bob Zeidman is the founder of several high-tech firms, and an author of textbooks on engineering and intellectual property as well as several award-winning screenplays and novels. https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0970227620/ref=as_li_qf_sp_asin_il?ie=UTF8&tag=zeidmanconsultin&linkCode=as2&camp=1789&creative=9325&creativeASIN=0970227620">His latest novel is the political satire "Good Intentions."

Jesus H, that is funny.

He is a master of satire - I may buy his latest book

[Anonymous]

A Woke D-Day[/url][/b] By Bob Zeidman (Not the Bee) on Real Clear Politics



NORMANDY, France, June 6, 1944



In a surprise aggressive move, American and British troops are landing on the beaches in Normandy today. Germany's Transocean News Service reports that Germans vacationing in the sleepy hamlets of this coastal region were awaked by the ships, planes, guns, and bombs of this sneak attack. A few brave German tourists quickly ran to bunkers and began retuning fire to protect their French brothers and sisters.



Germany has already been subject to a horrifying 363 air raids by the Allied air forces in an attempt to terrorize its citizens. British bombers have already dropped over 45,000 tons of bombs while American aircraft dropped 23,000 tons. Nearly 1.7 million people have been forced from their homes, creating what the League of Nations has called the greatest refugee problem in history. Many fleeing Germans only stopped briefly to say their goodbyes to the friends they made at the various camps throughout Germany and Poland.



The attack on the Normandy coast was an oppressive show of military might, the Allied forces having amassed the largest armada in human history, building a harbor where none previously existed, and sneaking into it unnoticed. On college campuses, various socialist student organizations have held vigils, protests, and riots to condemn this "illegal occupation." They noted that the deaths in Germany have numbered in the millions while Americans have had relatively few casualties, perhaps only 100,000 to 200,000. If the number of vacationers in the German camps are included, that German death count increases by another 6 million. It is obvious from the numbers that this militant operation is an attempt to murder innocent Germans and wipe out their culture. The League of Nations has labeled this action illegal under international law.



Protests are occurring in all major American cities, with demonstrators shouting that they will support the indigenous people of Germany against the occupying Allied forces, and they will not stop until this "disproportionate" action is halted, and the "imperialist" invading military is defunded.



American heroes including Charles Lindbergh and Henry Ford have come out strongly against this illegal and heartbreaking invasion that has resulted in the deaths of innocent Germans. Of course, some known deplorables like communist Charlie Chaplin and B-movie actor Ronald Reagan have stood by America and foolishly proclaimed that this invasion is needed for self-defense and to "save Western civilization," as if Western civilization were somehow superior to others, such as Aryan civilization.



American Corporations including Coca-Cola, MGM, Ford Motor Co., General Motors and IBM all declared that in they are operating in solidarity with their oppressed German brethren. They will be donating money to the German Lives Matter group and step up their hiring of Germanic-Americans.



The "Squad," consisting of Mildred "Axis Sally" Gillars, William "Lord Haw-Haw" Joyce, and Iva "Tokyo Rose" Toguri have been sitting for interviews with the press and doing radio and television shows to get out the word about their cause and make Americans aware that their politicians are being dishonest and immoral and also advising the Allied soldiers that their wives are cheating on them back home.



From the comfort of his simple bunker amid the constant bombing, German leader Adolf Hitler stated that Germany simply wants to reclaim land that was forcefully and illegally taken from it in 1918: Austria, Hungary, Czechoslovakia, Yugoslavia, Romania, and Poland. If only these stolen lands were returned, there would be peace, he said.



The League of Nations condemned the Allies for their unequal response and called for an end to the cycle of violence. League officials hope that a cease-fire can be obtained before Germany has been overrun and the Allies institute their own government, as these officials have discovered a secret "Marshall Plan" that surely will impose martial law on Germany and result in the end of the German Reich, which is intended to last 1,000 years.



Bob Zeidman is the founder of several high-tech firms, and an author of textbooks on engineering and intellectual property as well as several award-winning screenplays and novels. https://server9.kproxy.com/servlet/redirect.srv/sruj/swykmzo/smno/p2/gp/product/0970227620/ref=as_li_qf_sp_asin_il?ie=UTF8&tag=zeidmanconsultin&linkCode=as2&camp=1789&creative=9325&creativeASIN=0970227620">His latest novel is the political satire "Good Intentions."

That is an excellent example of great satire.

[cc]

https://babylonbee.com/news/international-incident-nearly-occurs-after-g7-attendees-accidentaly-refer-to-justin-trudeau-with-male-pronouns">Tensions Rise As G7 Attendees Accidentally Refer To Justin Trudeau Using Masculine Pronouns



CORNWALL—World War 3 was nearly started after G7 attendees referred to Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau using masculine pronouns, misgendering the progressive, inclusive, genderless leader.



"Excuse me -- him?" an indignant Trudeau said after he overheard Putin referring to him using male pronouns. "How dare you! Did you just assume my gender? Wow. I mean, I thought this was the current year!"



Trudeau immediately called for an aide, instructing him to escalate hostilities with the other countries. "Benoit? Summon the Mounties."



Putin quickly summoned his army of muscular Russians drinking vodka riding bears, while French President Emmanuel Macron asked for his aides to bring him another croissant.



Biden would have ordered a drone strike but no one could find him (he was later located miles away wandering around a local falafel restaurant).



Tensions were finally defused as Boris Johnson suggested everyone take a deep breath and play a game of cricket. "I like this Canadian guy -- I'll be on his team."



"HIS!?!"



[cc - I could think of a few appropriate pronouns for him ]

[Anonymous]

I would never refer to Justine in a masculine way either. That's just common sense.

[Anonymous]

Tensions Rise As G7 Attendees Accidentally Refer To Justin Trudeau Using Masculine Pronouns



CORNWALL—World War 3 was nearly started after G7 attendees referred to Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau using masculine pronouns, misgendering the progressive, inclusive, genderless leader.



"Excuse me -- him?" an indignant Trudeau said after he overheard Putin referring to him using male pronouns. "How dare you! Did you just assume my gender? Wow. I mean, I thought this was the current year!"



Trudeau immediately called for an aide, instructing him to escalate hostilities with the other countries. "Benoit? Summon the Mounties."



Putin quickly summoned his army of muscular Russians drinking vodka riding bears, while French President Emmanuel Macron asked for his aides to bring him another croissant.



Biden would have ordered a drone strike but no one could find him (he was later located miles away wandering around a local falafel restaurant).



Tensions were finally defused as Boris Johnson suggested everyone take a deep breath and play a game of cricket. "I like this Canadian guy -- I'll be on his team."



"HIS!?!"



[cc - I could think of a few appropriate pronouns for him ]

 

[cc]

I would never refer to Justine in a masculine way either. That's just common sense.

That was a part of what I also was hinting at with "I could think of a few appropriate pronouns for him"  

[Anonymous]

I would never refer to Justine in a masculine way either. That's just common sense.

That was a part of what I also was hinting at with "I could think of a few appropriate pronouns for him"  

We elected him and we will do it again.

[Renee]

I would never refer to Justine in a masculine way either. That's just common sense.

That was a part of what I also was hinting at with "I could think of a few appropriate pronouns for him"  

We elected him and we will do it again.

Don't feel bad. Look at the trainwreck that we elected. At least yours is has a pulse...On second thought, I'm not sure if that's good or bad.

[cc]

I would never refer to Justine in a masculine way either. That's just common sense.

That was a part of what I also was hinting at with "I could think of a few appropriate pronouns for him"  

We elected him and we will do it again.

...... At least yours is has a pulse.......

Yes, and THAT is the problem

[Anonymous]

I would never refer to Justine in a masculine way either. That's just common sense.

That was a part of what I also was hinting at with "I could think of a few appropriate pronouns for him"  

We elected him and we will do it again.

Don't feel bad. Look at the trainwreck that we elected. At least yours is has a pulse...On second thought, I'm not sure if that's good or bad.

Ours is guaranteed to be reelected unlike Joe Biden.