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Re: Forum gossip thread by Blazor

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Anonymous

Quote from: Blurt post_id=465423 time=1658202494 user_id=1974
Heard you were haunting Flea's Trap, Bones. Had to come see for myself. It's good to finally meet your ghost.


Boo.



It's good to see you Blurt.  There are forces at work trying to make me flame but they've only been moderately successful.



I'm just a little candle casting a long shadow now.

Garraty_47

Quote from: Blurt post_id=465440 time=1658203381 user_id=1974
No, but I'm pretty sure you can still woo Ceedub. Of course, she's blonde, but you can always pretend.


I don't discriminate against any hair color.

Besides my first celebrity crush (Elizabeth Montgomery) was a blonde so...

Blurt

Quote from: Garraty_47 post_id=465450 time=1658204579 user_id=3381
Quote from: Blurt post_id=465440 time=1658203381 user_id=1974
No, but I'm pretty sure you can still woo Ceedub. Of course, she's blonde, but you can always pretend.


I don't discriminate against any hair color.

Besides my first celebrity crush (Elizabeth Montgomery) was a blonde so...


From a suburban witch to a Florida genie... my first celebrity crush was Barbara Eden, also a blonde.



As a grown Blurt, though, my preferences tend toward the exotic, dark-haired femmes fatales.
Aimin\' to misbehave.

Blurt

Quote from: "The Treasurer" post_id=465449 time=1658204343 user_id=3382
Quote from: Blurt post_id=465423 time=1658202494 user_id=1974
Heard you were haunting Flea's Trap, Bones. Had to come see for myself. It's good to finally meet your ghost.


Boo.



It's good to see you Blurt.  There are forces at work trying to make me flame but they've only been moderately successful.



I'm just a little candle casting a long shadow now.


Illegitimi non carborundum
Aimin\' to misbehave.

Anonymous

I had a thing for Kate Jackson.  I don't remember the other Angels.

Garraty_47

Quote from: Blurt post_id=465454 time=1658206223 user_id=1974
From a suburban witch to a Florida genie... my first celebrity crush was Barbara Eden, also a blonde.



As a grown Blurt, though, my preferences tend toward the exotic, dark-haired femmes fatales.


I agree.

My all-time fave has to be Lucy Liu, although the Zoes (Saldana and Kravitz) are tied for a close second.

Blurt

Hmmm... Lucy Liu... Kate Jackson... they're all right, I guess. Or were, anyway.



Not exotic enough for me, though.



My ex was bronze-skinned and tall with silky black hair down to there. She had irises of ebon falling into the black holes of her pupils. Her mother was East Indian.



Latinas are muy delecta, too.



Kittens with a whip.
Aimin\' to misbehave.

Frood

Quote from: Garraty_47 post_id=465450 time=1658204579 user_id=3381
Quote from: Blurt post_id=465440 time=1658203381 user_id=1974
No, but I'm pretty sure you can still woo Ceedub. Of course, she's blonde, but you can always pretend.


I don't discriminate against any hair color.

Besides my first celebrity crush (Elizabeth Montgomery) was a blonde so...


Madeleine Stowe was my first.... Linda Rondstat, Mitzi Gaynor, Olivia de Havilland, Jane Powell, Mila Kunis, as well.... all hot as fuck in their day.....
Blahhhhhh...

Garraty_47

Quote from: Blurt post_id=465461 time=1658208301 user_id=1974
Hmmm... Lucy Liu... Kate Jackson... they're all right, I guess. Or were, anyway.



Not exotic enough for me, though.



My ex was bronze-skinned and tall with silky black hair down to there. She had irises of ebon falling into the black holes of her pupils. Her mother was East Indian.



Latinas are muy delecta, too.



Kittens with a whip.


When I read that my first thought was of Salma Hayek's snake dance in 'From Dusk Till Dawn'.

That's still one of the hottest scenes ever put to film.

Garraty_47

Quote from: "Dinky Dazza" post_id=465464 time=1658215641 user_id=1676
Madeleine Stowe was my first.... Linda Rondstat, Mitzi Gaynor, Olivia de Havilland, Jane Powell, Mila Kunis, as well.... all hot as fuck in their day.....


I might as well admit I had a couple posters of Olivia Newton John on my bedroom wall as a lad.



But also a lot of horror movie stuff, too.

Even back then I was a walking contradiction. LoL

Anonymous

Quote from: Garraty_47 post_id=465486 time=1658233588 user_id=3381
Quote from: "Dinky Dazza" post_id=465464 time=1658215641 user_id=1676
Madeleine Stowe was my first.... Linda Rondstat, Mitzi Gaynor, Olivia de Havilland, Jane Powell, Mila Kunis, as well.... all hot as fuck in their day.....


I might as well admit I had a couple posters of Olivia Newton John on my bedroom wall as a lad.



But also a lot of horror movie stuff, too.

Even back then I was a walking contradiction. LoL

Olivia Neutron Bomb. I don't blame you.

KM

Dua Lipa.



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Didn't Peaches have a thang for the little girl in The Professional?
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Blurt

Quote from: Garraty_47 post_id=465485 time=1658233414 user_id=3381
When I read that my first thought was of Salma Hayek's snake dance in 'From Dusk Till Dawn'.

That's still one of the hottest scenes ever put to film.


Agreed!



Hayek burned the screen in that one. It's like my brain and my pants were watching two different movies.
Aimin\' to misbehave.

Blurt

Peaches needs new material created for him.



Natalie Portman will be in her 70's and all y'all will still be talking about that unfortunate fap faux pas.
Aimin\' to misbehave.

Trump’s Niece

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