Attention King Martini

[Aryan]

Oak's Buffalo ass.

And  :MG_216:

[Aryan]

his cat was half dead

That alone makes me want to punch him in his bloated sleazy dish.



It's supreme slobbery and laziness when you can't even be bothered to look after a cat.

[Biggie Smiles]

Please let me grieve. Poofer has ended his 20 year friendship with me.





I need to mourn.

This too shall pass.





Lol. Admin sucks cock

[Dove]

his cat was half dead

That alone makes me want to punch him in his bloated sleazy dish.



It's supreme slobbery and laziness when you can't even be bothered to look after a cat.

 BUT you cant find him in real life because I've said this, right?



 He didnt have to run in and OWN it  

[Anonymous]

Please let me grieve. Poofer has ended his 20 year friendship with me.





I need to mourn.

Why taint the experience with grief? There were good times in there, surely. Remember those and be grateful for the vacant space going forward. Which you can choose to fill with other good memories. Or shit, if you so choose, it's whatever you want to make of it.



One door closes, another door opens. Wax on, wax off Daniel-san.

[Aryan]

That alone makes me want to punch him in his bloated sleazy dish.



It's supreme slobbery and laziness when you can't even be bothered to look after a cat.

 BUT you cant find him in real life because I've said this, right?



 He didnt have to run in and OWN it  

The only time he's entertaining is when he's triggered, like when I said it would be funny if someone SWATTED him during a podcast, so by all means feel free to describe in detail the toadstool kingdom growing in his bathroom and any unexpected wildlife you encountered.  

[Anonymous]

 The stuff I used to clown him was entirely stuff he could have just denied or ignored....absolutely none of it was PI. I mean who is gonna be able to find him with info like...his cat was half dead and searching my purse for drugs it could over dose with or that he had no sheets on his bed?  None of that was PI.

That was a constant source of "druhhmuhh" in the flaming community back in the day and it's still going. People all but demanding the truth be out, then wailing PI breaches were in evidence when it was. And people wonder why most of the old bastards stopped bothering with the game.



A more proper (if pedestrian) response might have been "her eyes were so beautiful, they would often stare at one another... you're only pissed because yours would rather look anywhere but". What are you going to do... take a photo of yourself crosseyed to prove him wrong?

[Anonymous]

Please let me grieve. Poofer has ended his 20 year friendship with me.





I need to mourn.

^^Now that is sarcasm.  ac_toofunny  



Also WTF is an OPP?



I seem to recall some shitty rap song from the 90's with that slang abbreviation...

You down with OPP?

 :001_rolleyes:

[Anonymous]

That alone makes me want to punch him in his bloated sleazy dish.



It's supreme slobbery and laziness when you can't even be bothered to look after a cat.

 BUT you cant find him in real life because I've said this, right?

No, I could find him in RL regardless. In fact I could have done so on my exit from Canada two and a half years ago, I was in the neighbourhood, I could have reached out and simply didn't bother to.



Same with Oak, only I'd already landed in SF when she started bellowing at the top of her lungs alerting me to her proximity.

[Dove]

 BUT you cant find him in real life because I've said this, right?

No, I could find him in RL regardless. In fact I could have done so on my exit from Canada two and a half years ago, I was in the neighbourhood, I could have reached out and simply didn't bother to.



Same with Oak, only I'd already landed in SF when she started bellowing at the top of her lungs alerting me to her proximity.

 Lmao Oak thought you were gonna stalk her?!

[Dove]

 The stuff I used to clown him was entirely stuff he could have just denied or ignored....absolutely none of it was PI. I mean who is gonna be able to find him with info like...his cat was half dead and searching my purse for drugs it could over dose with or that he had no sheets on his bed?  None of that was PI.

That was a constant source of "druhhmuhh" in the flaming community back in the day and it's still going. People all but demanding the truth be out, then wailing PI breaches were in evidence when it was. And people wonder why most of the old bastards stopped bothering with the game.



A more proper (if pedestrian) response might have been "her eyes were so beautiful, they would often stare at one another... you're only pissed because yours would rather look anywhere but". What are you going to do... take a photo of yourself crosseyed to prove him wrong?

 



 She was a pretty girl.  That eye was a mess though and I was just fucking with him lol. I wasnt trashing HER... just having a bit of fun with him lol.



 So that's why that went down like that with others demanding "truths"?  I always that was so mental. As if an adult is required to justify their bad choices to strangers on an internet board.  



 Those flame community weirdos seem to think a lot of themselves. I do think most people from the flamer boards are pretty cool though.

[Anonymous]

No, I could find him in RL regardless. In fact I could have done so on my exit from Canada two and a half years ago, I was in the neighbourhood, I could have reached out and simply didn't bother to.



Same with Oak, only I'd already landed in SF when she started bellowing at the top of her lungs alerting me to her proximity.

 Lmao Oak thought you were gonna stalk her?!

Fucked if I know. She was ranting something about what she was going to do to me if I showed up on her doorstep though. Ceedub posted a picture of me from the airport and the fireworks commenced. From what I remember it had something to do with a ham hock, though whether it was attached to her or merely something she had pulled out of the freezer I don't rightly recall.



I had more pressing matters to attend to. Shit, slamming my cock in the taxi door held more appeal than visiting her... I do hope she wasn't disappointed about that.

[Dove]

 Lmao Oak thought you were gonna stalk her?!

Fucked if I know. She was ranting something about what she was going to do to me if I showed up on her doorstep though. Ceedub posted a picture of me from the airport and the fireworks commenced. From what I remember it had something to do with a ham hock, though whether it was attached to her or merely something she had pulled out of the freezer I don't rightly recall.



I had more pressing matters to attend to. Shit, slamming my cock in the taxi door held more appeal than visiting her... I do hope she wasn't disappointed about that.

 She really thinks that just because we make fun of her on the internet....that shes really important to us lol.



 I dont even recall the two of you even interacting on forums. Not that I keep notes or anything....and she is on pretty much on almost ever forum that still exists either fighting with people or talking about fighting with people.



 But yeah a strange man from a message board is really going to go out of his way to track her down and show up on her doorstep to say "boo"     and shes gonna defend herself with a ham hock if she can stop herself from eating it on her way to the door lol.



 

[Anonymous]

I did photoshop her a couple of times at FT while she was at SG. she was in the good books there at the time IIRc, but we all make mistakes sometimes.  ac_biggrin

[Dove]

I did photoshop her a couple of times at FT while she was at SG. she was in the good books there at the time IIRc, but we all make mistakes sometimes.  ac_biggrin

 That's why lol. She cant laugh at herself.