Attention King Martini

[Dove]

I would definately call pregnancy male tyranny.



 They can shut your whole life down with one gamete.

[Anonymous]

I would definately call pregnancy male tyranny.



 They can shut your whole life down with one gamete.

I'd call it self inflicted. Unless you're prone to slipping over and falling into the wet patch, then it's simply sheer clumsiness.

[Dove]

I would definately call pregnancy male tyranny.



 They can shut your whole life down with one gamete.

I'd call it self inflicted. Unless you're prone to slipping over and falling into the wet patch, then it's simply sheer clumsiness.

 Leaving wet spots for innocent women to fall on and get pregnant in is something Caligula was known for.



 So I hear.



 

 Just kidding, I'm being full of shit right now lol.

[Frood]

Poofer gets talked about where he's not posting almost as much as I do. *snicker*

Ivan was the same...  ac_biggrin

[Frood]

I'd call it self inflicted. Unless you're prone to slipping over and falling into the wet patch, then it's simply sheer clumsiness.

 Leaving wet spots for innocent women to fall on and get pregnant in is something Caligula was known for.



 So I hear.



 

 Just kidding, I'm being full of shit right now lol.

I never flush the proverbial pipes in my own home.... call it, paranoia but I think I would have to off myself if there was a chain of mishaps or bad luck, and somebody used a dirty wash cloth or slipped on the trampoline....

[Dove]

 Leaving wet spots for innocent women to fall on and get pregnant in is something Caligula was known for.



 So I hear.



 

 Just kidding, I'm being full of shit right now lol.

I never flush the proverbial pipes in my own home.... call it, paranoia but I think I would have to off myself if there was a chain of mishaps or bad luck, and somebody used a dirty wash cloth or slipped on the trampoline....

 So.....where do you, do business then?

[Frood]

I never flush the proverbial pipes in my own home.... call it, paranoia but I think I would have to off myself if there was a chain of mishaps or bad luck, and somebody used a dirty wash cloth or slipped on the trampoline....

 So.....where do you, do business then?

Near neighbour's bedroom windows....



What? It's safe.

[Anonymous]

Poofer gets talked about where he's not posting almost as much as I do. *snicker*

Ivan was the same...  ac_biggrin

You cast a big enough shadow, people are going to comment on it, doesn't matter where you stand.



My shadow was fucking titanic. Entire boards have been created to talk about me while I wasn't there, you're bugging me with this amateur hour bullshit?  

[Breakfall]

[media]

[Breakfall]

Fucking hell that cunt looks like a complete doofus! ^^^

[Dove]

Double post.  ac_sothere

[Dove]

 So.....where do you, do business then?

Near neighbour's bedroom windows....



What? It's safe.

 Did I ever tell you about this batshit crazy guy who lived a few houses down from my husband and I before we went to rehab?



 The guy who constantly talked about his fake seizures (he faked seizure disorder to get a steady supply of xanax and klonopin), who also was known to stand on his car and control the clouds with his mind and throw steak knives at squirrels?



 He would just come over and knock on our door and hold us hostage for hours just....hanging out and being weird. And if we didnt answer the door?  Crazy Bob(his name was actually Bob lol) would walk around our house and stand in front of windows. He was a fucking nut bag.



 One day husband and I were home alone (kid was at school and the Squish wasnt a thought yet) and we were going at it like crazy in the living room. And i happened to look at the window and there was crazy Bob just standing there... looking right at us. Who knows how long he was standing there watching us....just enjoying the show like that's fucking normal.



 I screamed, my husband screamed and threw me and fell over the couch grabbing the blinds...and some drama ensued ....and you would think that would have stopped him from creeping around our house at any given hour of the day, but NOPE. If he came to the door and we didnt answer this weirdo would walk around the house standing in windows.  



 We never involved the police but we did make sure our windows were secure and covered well of we didnt want to bothered or masturbated too.



 As wacky and creepy as that was.....it was him standing on his car, fully convinced he was controling the clouds with his mind that really did me in lol.

[Breakfall]

[Dove]

 It was awful. I can still see this guy in my minds eye. Just

....standing there looking in the window.  Like Hannibal Lecter.



  ac_toofunny

[Breakfall]

 It was awful. I can still see this guy in my minds eye. Just

....standing there looking in the window.  Like Hannibal Lecter.



  ac_toofunny

I had a similar experience from an adjacent building. We were a third story apartment and the other building was a 20 story but about 100m away. We were rooting away on a hot summer's day with the windows open. My girlfriend saw him first, standing on his balcony with binoculars aimed straight at us and jerking off. And then we noticed about two others on other floors gawking at us too with similar intent.



We made a note to keep the blinds down!