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October 20, 2022, 08:20:08 AM
...is God's way of letting you know His chosen people are civil engineers.



Think about it... who else would stick a sewerage outlet adjacent to a recreational area?

Dove

#1
October 20, 2022, 12:24:09 PM
Well....it would be awkward if we shat from our mouths. Or nose or ears. Even though many people do open their mouth and shit.



 Octopuses go potty from the same orfice they eat from AND ink from.  They are my favorite sea creature too ♡
My happiness is all of your misery. I put good dick all in my kidneys.

Aryan

#2
October 20, 2022, 12:45:35 PM
Ewww, I hate those things, same with crabs, they're basically sea spiders!



I"d like to hose the self-proclaimed "chosen people" with a tanker full of sewage, before removing every last one of them from positions of power....



Sorry, I'm just daydream-typing here.

Dove

#3
October 20, 2022, 12:49:49 PM
Quote from: SCOUSE post_id=477701 time=1666284335 user_id=1728
Ewww, I hate those things, same with crabs, they're basically sea spiders!



I"d like to hose the self-proclaimed "chosen people" with a tanker full of sewage, before removing every last one of them from positions of power....



Sorry, I'm just daydream-typing here.


 How can hate these guys?!



 https://youtube.com/shorts/CMQaa23CWbc?feature=share">https://youtube.com/shorts/CMQaa23CWbc?feature=share



 They are very intelligent and I think they are adorable lol
My happiness is all of your misery. I put good dick all in my kidneys.

Aryan

#4
October 20, 2022, 12:54:23 PM
Sea spiders! LOL

Trump’s Niece

#5
October 20, 2022, 03:27:20 PM
I was wondering what this thread would be about.





It's just cun'T being his usual cheerful self. Lol
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Dove

#6
October 20, 2022, 04:11:16 PM
Quote from: SCOUSE post_id=477703 time=1666284863 user_id=1728
Sea spiders! LOL


 What's wrong with that tho?!  



 Are you scared of spiders, Scouse?  acc_hugz
My happiness is all of your misery. I put good dick all in my kidneys.

Anonymous

#7
October 20, 2022, 08:35:17 PM
I have a barking spider.

Frood

#8
October 20, 2022, 11:04:59 PM
I have encountered many Barking Deer Spiders in the wild but they always stalk me from behind....
Blahhhhhh...

Anonymous

#9
October 21, 2022, 05:28:30 AM
Wherever you be, let your wind go free. If you're worried about the environmental impact, it pays to keep a lighter handy.

Oerdin

#10
October 21, 2022, 05:52:45 AM
Quote from: Dove post_id=477697 time=1666283049 user_id=3266
Well....it would be awkward if we shat from our mouths. Or nose or ears. Even though many people do open their mouth and shit.



 Octopuses go potty from the same orfice they eat from AND ink from.  They are my favorite sea creature too ♡


They make a great ceviche.  This is one of my favorite places to get ceviches in San Diego.  It's just a food truck in a Target parking lot in South Park.



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Oerdin

#11
October 21, 2022, 05:53:43 AM
Mark Weins went there too.



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Aryan

#12
October 21, 2022, 03:05:36 PM
Quote from: Dove post_id=477710 time=1666296676 user_id=3266
Quote from: SCOUSE post_id=477703 time=1666284863 user_id=1728
Sea spiders! LOL


 What's wrong with that tho?!  



 Are you scared of spiders, Scouse?  acc_hugz


Not scared, just not a fan of them and if I see any in my gaff, they get scooped up and flushed!



This is one of the reasons I miss having kitters on patrol, they deal with all the uninvited guests of the insect variety which inevitably make an appearance.  :laugh:

Dove

#13
October 21, 2022, 03:20:07 PM
Quote from: SCOUSE post_id=477808 time=1666379136 user_id=1728
Quote from: Dove post_id=477710 time=1666296676 user_id=3266




 What's wrong with that tho?!  



 Are you scared of spiders, Scouse?  acc_hugz


Not scared, just not a fan of them and if I see any in my gaff, they get scooped up and flushed!



This is one of the reasons I miss having kitters on patrol, they deal with all the uninvited guests of the insect variety which inevitably make an appearance.  :laugh:


 Really you dont just leave them?  In this "house" we are in, I'll leave spiders so long as they have the proper etiquette for living with humans. Stay up in corners and eat the fucking mosquitoes lol.



 We get gnarly wolf spiders here (that i swear to God hiss) and my cats handle them as well as the mice and the stinky bugs lol.  Its fall right now so we are moving on from bugs to rodents lol.  



 Basset has blessed my house lol.
My happiness is all of your misery. I put good dick all in my kidneys.

Aryan

#14
October 21, 2022, 03:24:56 PM
Nah, they get disposed of ASAP Lulz.



Hissing spiders? Jesus..... I don't envy you guys who live in exotic locations!
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